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https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1081752986035064832quote:When a Texas competitor, Braniff Airlines, undercut Southwest’s fare by offering flights for $13, Southwest fought back in a typically inventive way.
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lordy https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1081747887455956993
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Intruder posted:lol what
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FizFashizzle posted:At a bar in Williamsburg, bartender ends up telling me she was at the panthers pats super bowl. I mean, were you?
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General Dog posted:Maybe people do understand brackets and just find 70% unconscionable for any portion of income. Sure, now the top bracket is only 40%, but now billions of dollars are taxed at 40% instead of 10%. Billions of income dollars that are actually earned by the lowly peons getting paid well under that top tax bracket but earn the profits that create the dividends and increased stock prices that go to the people at the top.
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I've fantasized about people trying to take away things that belong to me literally since childhood. I have no idea why, I've never actually had anything taken away from me; I've had a pretty easy life. All I really want out of life is to live long enough to have my assets seized and be guillotined. That's just my vision of success, and of moral victory.
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General Dog posted:I've fantasized about people trying to take away things that belong to me literally since childhood. I have no idea why, I've never actually had anything taken away from me; I've had a pretty easy life. All I really want out of life is to live long enough to have my assets seized and be guillotined. That's just my vision of success, and of moral victory. Boy howdy you get it!
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General Dog posted:I've fantasized about people trying to take away things that belong to me literally since childhood. I have no idea why, I've never actually had anything taken away from me; I've had a pretty easy life. All I really want out of life is to live long enough to have my assets seized and be guillotined. That's just my vision of success, and of moral victory. 
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General Dog posted:I've fantasized about people trying to take away things that belong to me literally since childhood. I have no idea why, I've never actually had anything taken away from me; I've had a pretty easy life. All I really want out of life is to live long enough to have my assets seized and be guillotined. That's just my vision of success, and of moral victory. 8 year old General Dog gets back home on Halloween night with a great haul of candy from trick or treating. General Dad takes 3/5ths of the candy away talking about income tax and sales tax and property tax.
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General Dog posted:I've had a pretty easy life. absolute shocker
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Joey Freshwater posted:Funemployment starts now. Eff, sorry to hear about being laid off. Best of luck! 2 years ago I was laid off and it wound up working for the better.
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FizFashizzle posted:At a bar in Williamsburg, bartender ends up telling me she was at the panthers pats super bowl.  Avenge us Fiz
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waah posted:
Banging his daughter AND murdering him is a good revenge plan.
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We're at the emergency vet since my dog was whining a bit a wouldn't lay down. Pretty sure he's fine since I took him for a walk on which he pooped on. All seemed well but he's a stoic sort and bloat is scary so pray for my poor fat pupper.
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The Puppy Bowl posted:We're at the emergency vet since my dog was whining a bit a wouldn't lay down. Pretty sure he's fine since I took him for a walk on which he pooped on. All seemed well but he's a stoic sort and bloat is scary so pray for my poor fat pupper. Good luck, fat pup. We did that with our older hound a couple years ago, vet pressed her stomach in a few spots and she projectile poo poo on the wall. It had some cloth in it, because she ate a loving sock, and he said it was likely the cause.
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bored as gently caress, can't sleep, decided to make a John Madden PC pinball game. what the gently caress am I doing with my life
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Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:bored as gently caress, can't sleep, decided to make a John Madden PC pinball game. what the gently caress am I doing with my life What part is edible?
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iwentdoodie posted:Good luck, fat pup. This story made my wife and I laugh. Thanks for that. They arent sure what's wrong but best guess seems to be some back pain that is causing him to tense up in his stomach. They're gonna going to get him a little stoned and send him home with us for observation. At least it's not the bloat.
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Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:bored as gently caress, can't sleep, decided to make a John Madden PC pinball game. what the gently caress am I doing with my life Needs a flashing "BOOM!" somewhere is all the input I can think of right now. e: Several flashing "BOOM!"s
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Kawalimus is really losing it.
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Joey Freshwater posted:Funemployment starts now. Late to the party but good luck. Hopefully it all turns out for the better.
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An elegant solution to this government shutdown https://twitter.com/jules_su/status/1081829663519891456?s=19
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It'll only work if you have Fox and Friends say it
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Grittybeard posted:Needs a flashing "BOOM!" somewhere is all the input I can think of right now. Needs a “Tough Actin’ Tinactin” referenda too
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I had a dream last night where Trump was exercising on a treadmill on a balcony to prove how fit he really was. He got exhausted and had to stop a few seconds in, tripped and fell off the balcony, pinballing off of other treadmills on other balconies on his way to the ground.
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I just spent two hours putting together a PowerPoint and holy poo poo I will be glad when this project is over. In a month. Gonna be a stressful month.
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I took down the Christmas lights today and I'm kind of depressed so I'm just going to sit on my butt and eat M&Ms and drink beer.
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I've spent all weekend moving into my new place and having to buy a sectional and putting everything together has been exhausting but I've been at least able to watch the games.
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Grittybeard posted:Needs a flashing "BOOM!" somewhere is all the input I can think of right now. Those drop targets on the left side are going to spell "BOOM" and when you get all four, some crazy poo poo is gonna happen.
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Quiet Feet posted:I took down the Christmas lights today and I'm kind of depressed so I'm just going to sit on my butt and eat M&Ms and drink beer. I'm taking mine down today and its gonna make me sad because I'm really happy with them this year.
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Taking down Christmas decorations is always depressing. For me the last day that the lights are on is January 1 and then they’re out until the day after Thanksgiving.
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Spoeank posted:I'm taking mine down today and its gonna make me sad because I'm really happy with them this year. Hey, sadbro   I've had pretty much the same setup for the last few years but I keep adding little bits here and there. Might try to switch some things around next Christmas to make it more interesting. Shimrra Jamaane posted:Taking down Christmas decorations is always depressing. For me the last day that the lights are on is January 1 and then they’re out until the day after Thanksgiving. Yeah, we usually put ours up right after Thanksgiving. When I get around to take him down is kind of variable and depends on my mood. The year my daughter was born I don't think they came down until after the Superbowl. Newborn baby and 4 feet of snow all over the yard meant I had absolutely no time and half of them were really hard to get to.
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Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:Those drop targets on the left side are going to spell "BOOM" and when you get all four, some crazy poo poo is gonna happen. Is the board going to light up with telestrator circles and penises to tell you which ramp / bumper to hit next?
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