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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

I WORKED ON THIS SWORD FOR A YEAR AND HE JUST....PULLED IT OUT

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GSD
May 10, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

pillsburysoldier posted:

I have Q and the military working on it right now

what's takin them so long

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


marching towards an even bigger rock labeled 'Iran'

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


https://gizmodo.com/piers-morgan-cant-stop-tweeting-this-picture-of-him-eat-1822677159

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
sword of Chang looking good

Hamelekim
Feb 25, 2006

And another thing... if global warming is real. How come it's so damn cold?
Ramrod XTreme
This thread needs more amazing dreamy modular synthesis to take its mind off of Trump.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7beQLlU478Q

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
good to know the war in yemen is over

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

GSD posted:

what's takin them so long

it's the drat dems and those military tribunals!

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

juche avocado posted:

lol screaming out to be swords into plowshares as a visual metaphor but nah instead we'll just put the USA ENDLESS WAR sword on the ground in a very bad visual metaphor

also lol @ getting blood from that stone e: NVM that's rust and I apparently imagined the blood in the cracks :psyduck:

why is he so bad at visual metaphor lol

Because to be any good, visual metaphor has to be more subtle than Garrison can afford his cartoons to be.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Chinatown posted:

I WORKED ON THIS SWORD FOR A YEAR AND HE JUST....PULLED IT OUT

"ha ha yeah tnmep loves pullin' swords

please thulp

pls"

-bengrrr

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
I'm Donny's moronic gait

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

quote:

If Trump can pull the sword of endless war from the stone, he could go down as a great president. Building a wall and ending the Federal Reserve would definitely make him that greatest president ever.

—Ben Garrison

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Garrison is nothing if not prolific

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



DryGoods is Ben Garrison

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

quote:

Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize right out of the gate. He then went on to start wars in Syria and Yemen. He failed to end the war in Iraq completely. He took action in Libya, which resulted in the torture and death of Gaddafi, even though the latter was trying to appease America. Hillary, who enthusiastically voted for the Iraq war, cackled over his death. She probably laughed about what happened at Benghazi, too.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






can anyone transcribe it for those of us unable to listen atm

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/6xt7YVg.gifv

truapm

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Chinatown posted:

I WORKED ON THIS SWORD FOR A YEAR AND HE JUST....PULLED IT OUT

lmao

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


me arguing about trump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-7mQhSZRgM

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Garrison appears to be a crazy person

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

shouldn't he be putting the sword back in the stone

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





haljordan posted:

Garrison appears to be a crazy person

who's funded by crazy people

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





ArmZ posted:

shouldn't he be putting the sword back in the stone

:thunk:

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

ArmZ posted:

shouldn't he be putting the sword back in the stone

see this is why hes persidnet and youre NOT!!!

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Bearjew posted:

DryGoods is Ben Garrison

i made your av so that means legally i own 50% of your posts and this is an official request to delete this post from the public record

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

imagine being crazy BEFORE trump was elected lmfao

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

Hamelekim posted:

This thread needs more amazing dreamy modular synthesis to take its mind off of Trump.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7beQLlU478Q

i wish i had the patience (and money) to work with modular synths, they're so goddamn cool

GSD
May 10, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

ArmZ posted:

imagine being crazy BEFORE trump was elected lmfao

there was a before?

oh, you mean between the escalator and the election, right.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
ending the forever wars is not a bad thing yall

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

feeling cute might delete

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Baloogan posted:

ending the forever wars is not a bad thing yall

lemme know when he does that op

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
because it sure seems like idiocracy

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Baloogan posted:

ending the forever wars is not a bad thing yall

no one is saying that

also Donald j yrimp isn't doing that either

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
, whcih is becomgin moer and more al docurmtanry every day!!@!

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

mormonpartyboat posted:

lemme know when he does that op

its obvious hes trying in his retarded way

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





the trujp stryot

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

ArmZ posted:

shouldn't he be putting the sword back in the stone

3rd date

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

lol trump taught all of his children to push out their breasts in order to be successful, regardless of gender

suck it libs (?)

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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



DryGoods posted:

i made your av so that means legally i own 50% of your posts and this is an official request to delete this post from the public record

this av belongs to the PEOPLE just like it says in the CONSTITUTION

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