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Police reports in the States have 3 options for race: "Hispanic," "non-Hispanic," and "armed assailant shot on scene"
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# ? Jan 6, 2019 19:39 |
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Bacon Terrorist posted:His girlfriend opted for the gold covered turkey dinosaurs.
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# ? Jan 6, 2019 19:53 |
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Bacon Terrorist posted:His girlfriend opted for the gold covered turkey dinosaurs. Lmao
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# ? Jan 6, 2019 20:02 |
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lmao at being arrested for swearing
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# ? Jan 6, 2019 22:13 |
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FullLeatherJacket posted:lmao at being arrested for swearing It sounds like he just got thrown in the drunk tank.
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# ? Jan 6, 2019 22:38 |
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FullLeatherJacket posted:lmao at being arrested for swearing It's because he was in an airport.
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# ? Jan 6, 2019 22:54 |
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TSA picked a bad time to hassle someone's grandmother.
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 01:33 |
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The TSA folks aren’t getting paid so you can imagine they’re testy
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 02:14 |
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https://twitter.com/WayneHennessey1/status/1082058860423192581
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 03:33 |
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"Don't mention ze var!"
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 05:11 |
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lol hmmmm
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 06:27 |
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big crush on Chad OMG posted:The TSA folks aren’t getting paid so you can imagine they’re testy Are they not all contracted out in the US?
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 09:35 |
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julian assflange posted:Are they not all contracted out in the US? nope, they're government employees
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 10:08 |
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i hear youre a racist now, farder
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 10:10 |
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put my hand over my mouth to make the sound carry
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 10:33 |
I too cover my mouth with one hand when i want sound to carry.
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 10:44 |
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In Wales that's a term of endearment.
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 11:52 |
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https://twitter.com/DutchFullback/status/1082059075825946625
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 11:57 |
Lol, that backpedalling reads like all the "I slipped and fell on it" excuses given in Accident and Emergency by people that turn up with bottles and vacuum cleaners up their arses. So I hear.
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 12:18 |
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“WAIT DONT TAKE THE PICTURE RIGHT NOW I HAVE TO SNEEZE” would have been a way better excuse imho
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 12:23 |
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Bundy posted:Lol, that backpedalling reads like all the "I slipped and fell on it" excuses given in Accident and Emergency by people that turn up with bottles and vacuum cleaners up their arses. One in a million shot, doc
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 12:53 |
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JFairfax posted:
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 15:54 |
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JFairfax posted:
He's clearly ordering five beers in a loud, crowded room.
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 16:32 |
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https://twitter.com/JonnyGabriel/status/1082224020538474496
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 16:46 |
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lmao
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 16:57 |
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lol
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 16:58 |
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Bacon Terrorist posted:His girlfriend opted for the gold covered turkey dinosaurs. Absolute beaut.
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 17:09 |
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 17:25 |
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I don't get the turkey dinosaur joke
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 22:42 |
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Kurtofan posted:I don't get the turkey dinosaur joke Turkey dinosaurs are kids food and Ribery slept with an underage girl in the past.
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 22:47 |
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Brony Car posted:Turkey dinosaurs are kids food and Ribery slept with an underage girl in the past. thanks, didn't know turkey dinosaurs were a thing
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 22:49 |
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Kurtofan posted:thanks, didn't know turkey dinosaurs were a thing they should be chicken nuggets IMO
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 22:57 |
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Kurtofan posted:thanks, didn't know turkey dinosaurs were a thing They’re like healthier chicken nuggets.
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 22:57 |
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Brony Car posted:They’re like healthier chicken nuggets. Kids don’t care about healthy options
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 23:06 |
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big crush on Chad OMG posted:Kids don’t care about healthy options he ordered for her obviously
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 23:24 |
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 23:39 |
Brony Car posted:They’re like healthier chicken nuggets. Not even slightly.
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 23:55 |
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https://twitter.com/andresiniesta8/status/1081989025710436357?s=19 When you think about it it's really just a form of flattery...
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 03:13 |
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Bundy posted:Not even slightly. Then why would you not use chicken?
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 03:50 |
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JFairfax posted:
Maybe????? https://twitter.com/robwelch2000/status/1082088327476580352
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 04:59 |