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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

C-Euro posted:

Yeah def go to Reading.

Also if you go to South St there is now a Federal Donuts on 6th and South. Go there.

that much culture may freak him out

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

euphronius posted:

that much culture may freak him out

https://twitter.com/jonbernhardt/status/1082078244155858944

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

trump

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Sir Tonk posted:

https://twitter.com/SteveScalise/status/1081790962702188545

disappointed none of y'all are in his screenshots

https://twitter.com/hooper_x/status/1082073914556190720

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

trump

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

it's true

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

:trumppop:

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Oh man. Someone who knows where to look please find the Q speculation on this lmao

https://twitter.com/AliceAvizandum/status/1082080009458724864?s=19

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Duscat posted:

lol rip arfjason, thought about documentaries and died

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
MmmmmmmmmmmTrump

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/60Minutes/status/1082068489597267968

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

the av was way cooler than any of the posts :rip:

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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When steve scalice is buried is a seperate tiny coffin containing his dick and balls gonna be buried next to him?

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhGEGIBGLu8

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

pushpins posted:

When steve scalice is buried is a seperate tiny coffin containing his dick and balls gonna be buried next to him?

no. i stole the remains from the hospital biohazard disposal bin and had them cremated and pressed into a tiny diamond for my prince albert piercing

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


lol, that reminds me of the dime store sci novels I used to read as a kid, like the Demolished Man and poo poo.

I remember one book, I Dio, that had something similar to it, like a dude (Dr!) whoosing around on a rocket scooter being all crazy but for SCIENCE! and hot dames, just the best thing to read when you're 12.

He was called a MENTARY MAN, always thought that was cool.


I Dio Crazy, was a DOC and Mentary Man

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
Sup POTUS, Trump?

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

the comments :suicide:

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






It's funny because absolutely no one would know who Steve Scalise was if he hadn't gotten his dick and balls shot off

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

i see why he’s popular now

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


lmao

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

haljordan posted:

It's funny because absolutely no one would know who Steve Scalise was if he hadn't gotten his dick and balls shot off

famous for not having a dick lmao

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

literally my dumbest post

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
is his dick actually and truly blown off though?

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Can we FOIA an incident report or medical report?

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

cumshitter posted:

no. i stole the remains from the hospital biohazard disposal bin and had them cremated and pressed into a tiny diamond for my prince albert piercing

no intention to kinkshame here, but wow is that some next-level poo poo.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

haljordan posted:

It's funny because absolutely no one would know who Steve Scalise was if he hadn't gotten his dick and balls shot off

Bane, only instead of a mask it's a jockstrap

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Drunkboxer posted:

is his dick actually and truly blown off though?

ive called his congressional office several times and asked if hes smooth like a ken doll or if he has a little dick stump and they refuse to answer

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Drunkboxer posted:

is his dick actually and truly blown off though?

I dunno but he probably has a pretty messed up dong

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

Drunkboxer posted:

is his dick actually and truly blown off though?

yeah it got blown up and eaten by a dog later, no recovery

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Agronox posted:

yeah it got blown up and eaten by a dog later, no recovery

legally, that dog is now a member of congress

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


https://twitter.com/KT_So_It_Goes/status/1082084936012713985

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

DryGoods posted:

legally, that dog is now a member of congress

The framers knew what they were doing

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Drunkboxer posted:

is his dick actually and truly blown off though?

serious answer, we don't know about the dick but we do know he had to have very extensive surgery on his taint because the bullet shattered off either his hip bone or his femur and fragmented into his lower torso

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Drunkboxer posted:

is his dick actually and truly blown off though?

the bullet struck and shattered his pelvis creating bone shrapnel that destroyed his penis from the inside out.

disclaimer: I don't know if that is actually true.

ah dang one post too late

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Agronox posted:

yeah it got blown up and eaten by a dog later, no recovery

:wow:

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

SKULL.GIF posted:

serious answer, we don't know about the dick but we do know he had to have very extensive surgery on his taint because the bullet shattered off either his hip bone or his femur and fragmented into his lower torso

UFOTacoMan posted:

the bullet struck and shattered his pelvis creating bone shrapnel that destroyed his penis from the inside out.

disclaimer: I don't know if that is actually true.

ah dang one post too late

I see. lmao

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

SKULL.GIF posted:

serious answer, we don't know about the dick but we do know he had to have very extensive surgery on his taint because the bullet shattered off either his hip bone or his femur and fragmented into his lower torso

Yeah it created a storm of bone and bullet fragments that shredded the inside of his crotch

So he could easily still have a dick, but it's unlikely that it works great.

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Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

ShriekingMarxist posted:

The framers knew what they were doing

nothing in the constitution that says a dog can't be a member of congress

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