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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



actually salmonella might give me a few days off work

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pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Bearjew posted:

actually salmonella might give me a few days off work

Bearjew about to become Bear Payton

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

bear good

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

dads friend steve posted:

imagine u worked 4 the govt when the repubs shut it down during Obama’s term, and THEN u voted 4 trpym. imagine being that cucked right now

...haunting

You just double down again, that's all. And then once you've doubled down enough times that reason or even common sense have been abraded away in your consciousness, you are ready for true fascism. Almost there, says Donald, steady as she goes says Q.

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Mustached Demon posted:

Buy a meat thermometer.

Who gives a poo poo what foodies say about using them.

what do foodies say about using meat thermometers

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Mustached Demon posted:

If it's a first date just go grab some beers. Their choice in beer should reveal much.

If it's past first date, hit up a local BBQ joint.

make sure to lick bbq sauce off your fingers in a suggestive manner. its important

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Duscat posted:

what do foodies say about using meat thermometers

Seem to get this vibe from cooking shows that the meat thermometer is for beginners and real chefs can tell meat temperature with their finger.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Spergin Morlock posted:

make sure to lick bbq sauce off your fingers in a suggestive manner. its important

Now if the date does that... They're a keeper.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Epic High Five posted:

no i just notice that there's semi-frequent stories of political opponents of Putin being like nerve gassed in public or whatever and nobody seems to care too much about it

it's a legit problem in the uk. it's also the place where the russians did that famous spycraft of a toxin injector hidden in an umbrella tip in the 70's

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



DryGoods posted:

it's a legit problem in the uk. it's also the place where the russians did that famous spycraft of a toxin injector hidden in an umbrella tip in the 70's

polonium sushi too

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Mustached Demon posted:

Seem to get this vibe from cooking shows that the meat thermometer is for beginners and real chefs can tell meat temperature with their finger.

oh yeah once you hit level 12 you can choose the finger thermometry feat

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Doc Walrus posted:

$2 jack and cokes at the bees this month, take yourself on a date there

when do they cut you off without ordering food?

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Spergin Morlock posted:

make sure to lick bbq sauce off your fingers in a suggestive manner. its important

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

that whole thread has some really good stuff

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
wait did the rib kid really murder someone or is that jokes? lol

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

buy a thermapen if you're gonna spend more than $19.95 on one.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

ShriekingMarxist posted:

wait did the rib kid really murder someone or is that jokes? lol

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


the media

https://twitter.com/makeitsnowondem/status/1082083345259913217

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


https://twitter.com/imacopyouidiot9/status/1082087417539190784

rofl i didn't watch tv on news years eve

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin

Timothy Olyphant is also a Vanderbilt.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

ShriekingMarxist posted:

wait did the rib kid really murder someone or is that jokes? lol

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
wow so AC Cooper is bad? Whew, what's world coming to?

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin

ShriekingMarxist posted:

wait did the rib kid really murder someone or is that jokes? lol

Is joke

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
He murdered those ribs, tho.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


white sauce posted:

wow so AC Cooper is bad? Whew, what's world coming to?

SIR SIR HAVE YOU MORE DECENCY SIR

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

white sauce posted:

wow so AC Cooper is bad? Whew, what's world coming to?

Really makes Idiacorcy look like a documentary

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
a vanderbilt like the football team?

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Nonsense posted:

buy a thermapen if you're gonna spend more than $19.95 on one.

the thermopop is good enough for most people

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.




one of my fav little history facts is how when life was getting started some planktons in the ocean evolved to respirate carbon dioxide into oxygen and as a result the entire planet almost died because nothing around up to that point could handle oxygen

would have been for the best

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
My eyes roll back and blood drips from my nose as I type line after line of "Idiocracy is a documentary"

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

PyPy posted:

Timothy Olyphant is also a Vanderbilt.

commodore vanderbilt sure did a lot of fuckin

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost

Siljmonster posted:

when do they cut you off without ordering food?

I still need to test that

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
getting shitfaced on $2 well drinks at the Bees while housing endless apps sounds like an incredibly cursed way to spend an evening, so naturally i'm for it

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Anyone want to meet me for a business lunch of Philly cheese steaks in downtown Philly on Tuesday, pm me

I must acquire an important document from Benjamin's Franklin library and I will let nothing stand in my way

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Idiosyncracy is a document.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
btw if anyone is feeling insufficiently depressed this evening, the thai govenment is holding a teenage saudi girl at bangkok airport and preparing to deport her back to be murdered by her abusive family for attempting to escape them, and she's live-tweeting her desperation as the hours tick down

https://twitter.com/rahaf84427714

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

ShriekingMarxist posted:

getting shitfaced on $2 well drinks at the Bees while housing endless apps sounds like an incredibly cursed way to spend an evening, so naturally i'm for it

A man need jack and tendies

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

It’s center city not down town

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

lmao whatthe gently caress is this from/

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Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

pillsburysoldier posted:

kinda thinking about going to Applebees for unlimited chicken tenders/riblets
or TGIFridays for unlimited appetizers.

for a date, bad idea?

That is an unreasonably terrible idea dude lmao

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