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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
666 days until election day 2020.

Something bad is going to happen today.

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
yeah but when it's 69 days left

something bad is also going to happen

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/IndyUSA/status/1082229232850399233

mornin' :coffee:

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Zeroisanumber posted:

666 days until election day 2020.

Something bad is going to happen today.

thread is gonna hit 666 pages after I fall asleep but hail satan for me

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Remember when Trump shat he pants?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

is it DC

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Throw me in the trash.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Avirosb posted:

Remember when Trump shat he pants?

More FAKE NEWS! I did not poo poo my pants, I simply forgot to WIPE and there was some POOP STILL STUCK to my BUTT and after WALKING AROUND my rear end BEGAN SWEATING and LIQUIFIED THE POOP which then DRIPPED DOWN MY LEG!

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars



why's it gotta cost five grand though

shroud, pine box, sapling

hell even the pine box is a bit much

oh wait, right, because even at the end of all things the only use for humans is as capital input

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars



It's a state. (Although it is Washington state.)

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

dont be mean to me posted:

why's it gotta cost five grand though

shroud, pine box, sapling

hell even the pine box is a bit much

oh wait, right, because even at the end of all things the only use for humans is as capital input

also they want to cut ur corpse tree down later and turn it in lumbar to build ocean view condominiums

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Mariana Horchata posted:

also they want to cut ur corpse tree down later and turn it in lumbar to build ocean view condominiums

im gonna lol when melennials are the new rich bougie olds relatively speaking to the 3rd world post-mellanials

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
i want my corpse hurled at Citibanks headquarters with a catapult

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Consummate Professional posted:

ya know, maybe guns are extremely good and this gun girl is on to something

Good for a man's heart and character to know he has the power to take another's life at any moment and so they are at his mercy at all times, but thanks to his moral character they may live.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
id like to be shot out of a cannon

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Mariana Horchata posted:

also they want to cut ur corpse tree down later and turn it in lumbar to build ocean view condominiums

I'm cool with murdering the tree that ate my disgusting corpse.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
not a small canon but like, a canon so big you could bathe in it

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

baw posted:

More FAKE NEWS! I did not poo poo my pants, I simply forgot to WIPE and there was some POOP STILL STUCK to my BUTT and after WALKING AROUND my rear end BEGAN SWEATING and LIQUIFIED THE POOP which then DRIPPED DOWN MY LEG!

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

hell yeah

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
im gonna buy two new guns this year i think

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Baloogan posted:

id like to be shot out of a cannon

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
This anti BDS legislation is hosed up bullshit, but can you imagine losing a job because you refused to sign a promise not to boycott Israel? How the gently caress can you not see your way clear of discarding a coerced promise to an evil empire lmfao

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
im watching one piece cause a friend is watching one piece and ive never watched it and god drat the girl char is a huge bitch

no spoilers please im on episode 6/900

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

ShriekingMarxist posted:

This anti BDS legislation is hosed up bullshit, but can you imagine losing a job because you refused to sign a promise not to boycott Israel? How the gently caress can you not see your way clear of discarding a coerced promise to an evil empire lmfao

america has done much worse than israel lol pwnt

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!




it is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks and become one with all the people

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
boycot america oh wait you can't, w00t pwnt

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




lol I got two hours of sleep

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

The Snoo posted:

lol I got two hours of sleep

Lucky bastard

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
yeah i mean, it's cool that there are toothy efforts attacking college endowments and other poo poo that fund Israel apartheid, but I'm just some impoverished rear end in a top hat living day to day knowing there's no ethical consumption

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

turnip

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

The Snoo posted:

lol I got two hours of sleep

im literally jelly

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

The Snoo posted:

lol I got two hours of sleep

I collapsed into a boozy slumber around 10pm so I clocked like seven hours but I have a headache and would rather skip work.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/1082234363167862785?s=19

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
cask strength my rear end strength

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Baloogan posted:

im gonna lol when melennials are the new rich bougie olds relatively speaking to the 3rd world post-mellanials

All these young punks expecting a free K-12 education! Just who do they think is going to pay for that!

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Zeroisanumber posted:

I collapsed into a boozy slumber around 10pm so I clocked like seven hours but I have a headache and would rather skip work.

i hit the pipe hard after dinner and passed out at 9 w/ BG2 running all nite

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Skipping work is praxis.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Zeroisanumber posted:

I collapsed into a boozy slumber around 10pm so I clocked like seven hours but I have a headache and would rather skip work.

GO IN HIGH AND START A UNION

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Lmfao at option 2

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/1081958900491010049?s=19

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HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Zeroisanumber posted:

Throw me in the trash.

Fill my mouth up with acorns and bury me in a field.

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