AGDQ 2019 Chat Thread: $300 in emotes, $400 in bandwidth (Horny is prohibited)

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Video Games > AGDQ 2019 Chat Thread: $300 in emotes, $400 in bandwidth (Horny is prohibited)

«‹›1788 »

This poll is closed.
COMFY	90	19.40%
CLASSY	31	6.68%
HORNY	157	33.84%
PEPSI	186	40.09%
Total:	464 votes

[Edit Poll (moderators only)]

Tekma: Apr 27, 2006

DEEP STATE PLOT posted:

I LOST

# ? Jan 7, 2019 15:55

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Jun 3, 2024 18:06

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

BOSS: I LOST

# ? Jan 7, 2019 15:55

Dias: Feb 20, 2011; by sebmojo

[ ＩＬＯＳＴ ]

# ? Jan 7, 2019 15:55

The Journey Fraternity: Nov 25, 2003; I found this on the ground!

The Lobster posted:

Dude, I'm so proud of y'all! I'm about to take Topiramate, CBD, and water.

I'mma take some Amoxicillin, OJ, and an everything bagel

# ? Jan 7, 2019 15:55

Procrastine: Mar 30, 2011

Nep-Nep posted:

We need something to do between runs! So I'm doing a screenshot Let's Play of Garfield Kart! (SSLP) [56k runs into lasagna and falls into last place]

When we start we're greeted with this screen to offer tutorials. I am already an esports legend of Garfield Kart, having never played the game before but being a natural, so I skipped it and loaded up the first cup, the Lasagna Cup, which I assume will be a test of highest level play.

And we're off! I don't think it ever offered to let me choose my character. I was just Garfield. Nobody can choose who they're born as and I take that as a fairly profound message. It was so thought-provoking that I neglected to take more screenshots but after about half a lap I used the "alt+f4" skip to complete the game immediately. Unfortunately, the game closed before I could get a pic of the ending, so that's all we have here.

This is the end of this Let's Play. I hope you all enjoyed. I welcome praise and will fly off the handle at the slightest criticism.

# ? Jan 7, 2019 15:55

Waffles Inc.: Jan 20, 2005

Ramos posted:

Boss
"I lost."

# ? Jan 7, 2019 15:55

Ramos: Jul 3, 2012

Dialogue in this game is Shakespearean.

# ? Jan 7, 2019 15:55

TeaJay: Oct 9, 2012

DO I HEAR
TULIP?

# ? Jan 7, 2019 15:56

Raised By Birds: May 5, 2013

Sir Tonk posted:

BOSS: I LOST

Finish your mission, Jack!

# ? Jan 7, 2019 15:56

Casu Marzu: Oct 20, 2008

The Journey Fraternity posted:

I'mma take some Amoxicillin, OJ, and an everything bagel

Oh man, I'm gonna go grab a sesame bagel in a second. :hfive:

# ? Jan 7, 2019 15:56

TeaJay: Oct 9, 2012

GET TO DA CHOPPA

# ? Jan 7, 2019 15:56

Waffles Inc.: Jan 20, 2005

this cutscene is legitimately art

# ? Jan 7, 2019 15:56

Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

............

# ? Jan 7, 2019 15:56

Ramos: Jul 3, 2012

Amazing ending. Copter falls, everyone dies.

# ? Jan 7, 2019 15:56

Raised By Birds: May 5, 2013

So they could fly, until they realized they couldn't.

# ? Jan 7, 2019 15:56

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

hahahaha this ending rules

# ? Jan 7, 2019 15:56

DEEP STATE PLOT: Aug 13, 2008; Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!

lmfaoooooooooooo that ending

# ? Jan 7, 2019 15:56

Casu Marzu: Oct 20, 2008

Waffles Inc. posted:

this cutscene is legitimately art

# ? Jan 7, 2019 15:57

Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

Hey guys! What happened?

# ? Jan 7, 2019 15:57

Farg: Nov 19, 2013

Waffles Inc. posted:

this cutscene is legitimately art

# ? Jan 7, 2019 15:57

Procrastine: Mar 30, 2011

Pakled posted:

............

# ? Jan 7, 2019 15:57

Brother Entropy: Dec 27, 2009

Waffles Inc. posted:

i'm the entire how dare you row

# ? Jan 7, 2019 15:57

Tekma: Apr 27, 2006

James Bond movie ending but more gay

# ? Jan 7, 2019 15:57

Ramos: Jul 3, 2012

Pakled posted:

Hey guys! What happened?

We crashed a copter.

# ? Jan 7, 2019 15:57

TeaJay: Oct 9, 2012

Bloody Wolf is a good game, and I've love to see more PC Engine games ran at GDQ. Maybe I'll start running Gekisha Boy.

# ? Jan 7, 2019 15:57

Goodguy3: Aug 11, 2016; "What?! I'm not tangled up like this for fun, you know!"

yess, Earthworm Jim 2's next!

# ? Jan 7, 2019 15:57

Waffles Inc.: Jan 20, 2005

like i don't want to be too obnoxious but that game was absolutely saying something in the way the movie Commando was

# ? Jan 7, 2019 15:57

Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

Second best ending of a GDQ game, after that Rocky and Bullwinkle game

# ? Jan 7, 2019 15:57

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

The hell is a Bebel and why is it beating Godbrand

# ? Jan 7, 2019 15:57

Blank Construct: Jan 20, 2010; Shepard.; Nap Ghost

# ? Jan 7, 2019 15:57

The Lobster: Sep 3, 2011; Massive
Avian
Rear
Images
Online

Food sounds good... Luckily we have the :justburg: emote floating around somewhere to remind goons to eat. I need a link to that one too if I'm going to be at peak self-care capacity.

# ? Jan 7, 2019 15:58