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If you have to deliberately misinterpret multiple stories to make your point then your point is probably pretty stupid. Also, why is that guy constantly giving his wife compliments that he knows she doesn’t care for? He just casually mentions that but doesn’t seem to think maybe he should change anything.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My (28F) husband (28M) was a kissless virgin when we met at 19. I was a virgin, but did everything else with 4 different guys before him. I know it bothers him, once a year or so he'd go into a depression about it. He has terminal cancer (cries) & I want him to experience other women before he goes[new] (self.relationships) Uhhh so girls enjoy dancing so much because they literally orgasm on the dance floor. Got it.
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StrangersInTheNight posted:Do you SERIOUSLY think wiping PAPER on your FECES COVERED BUTTHOLE actually cleans it? Compared to a baby wipe (e.g. the thing we were talking about you loving doofus) yes several wipes with TP does approximately the same amount of "cleaning". If you disagree then it's because you don't know how to wipe properly and that's sad for you QuarkJets fucked around with this message at 06:34 on Jan 7, 2019 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:lot going on in this one This is better than the time I bought my 2yo niece a pair of bongos for xmas
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Jan 7, 2019 07:04
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Papa Emeritus III posted:lmao hooooooly poo poo. I bet your brother was pissed. He was really just confused because it seemed like such a strange gift. The same aunt once gave my sister a large gift, inside which was a smaller box, inside which was a smaller box, and so on, and so forth, until what started as probably a 1ft x 1ft x 1ft cube ended up containing earrings. My sister didn’t have pierced ears at the time.
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Jan 7, 2019 07:18
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Pirate Radar posted:He was really just confused because it seemed like such a strange gift. The same aunt once gave my sister a large gift, inside which was a smaller box, inside which was a smaller box, and so on, and so forth, until what started as probably a 1ft x 1ft x 1ft cube ended up containing earrings. My sister didn’t have pierced ears at the time. This aunt owns.
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Jan 7, 2019 07:22
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Those ATP meters have actual use in industry, where they're used to check 'did we clean and sanitise this stainless-steel equipment thoroughly enough?'. A positive result means you get out the chemicals and do it again. Lol at using it on a sandwich though. It's food! Of course it's going to test positive!
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Jan 7, 2019 07:24
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(South Carolina) BIL had a no paramour clause in his divorce. He pretended his girlfriend was the live in nanny and his ex and the court know In my mind he's a moron but my wife is worried about him. His wife divorced him because he cheated. In the divorce there is a no paramour clause for both of them (no overnight guests or introducing romantic partners to their son who is 6). They share custody and he told the court and his ex wife that he was hiring a live in nanny to live in basement apartment of the townhouse he is renting since he works full time. There was no issue with him having a nanny for his son since custody is shared. Well my idiot BIL was actually sleeping with a second woman while he was married. He moved her in as the nanny but she is his girlfriend and doesn't actually live in the basement. His ex gave proof to the court. Now that his ex and the court know he broke the clause what will happen? It has also come out he was with this woman as well when he was married.
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Jan 7, 2019 07:38
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Saw that one earlier and was curious. What would happen if you legitimately hired a live-in nanny and then started sleeping with her?
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Jan 7, 2019 07:50
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Pirate Radar posted:Saw that one earlier and was curious. What would happen if you legitimately hired a live-in nanny and then started sleeping with her? If you're consenting adults? Nothing. I'm fuzzy on the details but in the last year or two it was ruled somewhere that you can legally sleep with your clients if you're a salesperson. As someone who is in their mid 40's and works in finance where the average client age is 60+ this has been both a boon and a curse to me. I guess you could technically have a legal prostitution business if you do the Big Lots! business model where you buy tons of cheap poo poo at bankruptcy auctions and then gently caress your clients in exchange for them buying several pallets of discounted action figures for a failed cartoon.
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Jan 7, 2019 07:58
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*Walks into grandma's place. The entire house is filled with old Beyblade toys.* "Oh I don't even want to think of this right now."
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cumshitter posted:If you're consenting adults? Nothing. I meant with regards to the no-paramour clause (legally distinct from a no-Paramore clause)
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Jan 7, 2019 08:05
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cumshitter posted:If you're consenting adults? Nothing. Gotta say that after loving someone on a huge pile of Bop-It!'s sex has never been quite as exciting.
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Jan 7, 2019 08:05
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Admiral Ray posted:Gotta say that after loving someone on a huge pile of Bop-It!'s sex has never been quite as exciting. "Twist it!" *Twists it*
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cumshitter posted:If you're consenting adults? Nothing. There's a very limited set of specialties within Sales where touching the customer is appropriate. Apparently they're all legal now.
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Jan 7, 2019 08:35
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Look, if dining out with your vendors isnt a reenactment of "baby its cold outside" are they even really trying?
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Pirate Radar posted:I meant with regards to the no-paramour clause (legally distinct from a no-Paramore clause)
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Incoherence posted:Well, I mean, a no-paramour clause does sound like miserable business. Yeah, but sometimes that’s what you get when you leave your wife.
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I don't even understand the mental gymnastics involved where a person can exist and walk around with poo poo caked to their rear end in a top hat and be fine with it. I stand behind my 12 lizards very slowly and stupidly circling my corpse in an empty apartment life plan if it means that I never, ever encounter a dude who doesn't wash his rear end in a top hat and also defends not washing his rear end in a top hat. That is loving scorched earth, ghost him, change your name territory. Alternatively if my husband suddenly decided to stop washing his rear end in a top hat, I would make sure the judge, the court and every person I'd ever met knew the reason behind my divorce. poo poo is gross. Clean your butthole!
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cumshitter posted:n. As someone who is in their mid 40's and works in finance where the average client age is 60+ this has been both a boon and a curse to me. hahaha nice. LadyPictureShow posted:My wife (29F) refuses to compliment me (30M) as much as I need I can't imagine tolerating someone that seeks constant validation. Do compliments still hold their meaning when you repeat them incessantly?
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:hahaha nice. Having been in a 4 months relationship with a narcissist, the secret to maintaining their attention is to offer increasingly granular and insightful observations about their good qualities. This is a process which will inevitably reach a point of diminishing returns, for the ego of a narcissist is a black hole into which even the most poetic words are absorbed and ultimately annihilated. When you have nothing more to say, the relationship will disintegrate if there is nothing else they have to extract from being involved with you. Mr. Lobe fucked around with this message at 11:44 on Jan 7, 2019 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My (28F) husband (28M) was a kissless virgin when we met at 19. I was a virgin, but did everything else with 4 different guys before him. I know it bothers him, once a year or so he'd go into a depression about it. He has terminal cancer (cries) & I want him to experience other women before he goes[new] (self.relationships) Jesus, this lady needs to learn when to shut the hell up. You should be honest when your SO asks you things, but don't just tell them hurtful details unprompted for no reason
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I used to do that when I was younger. They do indeed lose their meaning, and do not in fact lead to the other person complimenting you more! Quite the opposite, it makes your partner slowly begin to resent you. Hopefully he pairs it with enough other insecure behaviors so that he burns his marriage to the ground sooner and his wife can go live her life away from his needy selfish rear end.
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My (37F) husband (41M) has become a conspiracy theorist who believes aliens control the world. At first it was a bit of a quirk but now its become a serious problem. u/wielemwire4 This all started about 8 months ago. We've been married for 9 years and have 2 kids, a boy (2 years old) and a girl (7 years old). My husband spends a lot of time on internet forums discussing politics and history and all kinds of stuff, and I guess recently he began to delve into conspiracy forums. I specifically remember him asking me to watch these videos which, to me, sounded laughably ridiculous, and we would get in debates about whether they were real or not. I didn't believe them, he did. A lot. For a bit it died down when he realized nothing would convince me, but I knew that he was still invested in the concept of the conspiracies. Then he just sort of went nuts for a week. He just kept on bringing up conspiracies about aliens. He did it at a little dinner party we threw and everyone at the dinner laughed at him, they thought he was joking, but I saw in his face that he was really upset they didn't believe him. He thought what he was saying was SURE to blow their minds away. After that he got sort of upset and kept on saying that nobody believes him and everyone thinks he is crazy, but hes not crazy, he knows its real and he feels like nobody believes him. I didn't even know what to say. He is acting crazy, and nobody believes him, including me. The conspiracies, no matter how much I point out the logical holes in them, have taken over his entire view of the world since then. He starts talking about it now when we just try to do normal things. Especially in regards to food, he goes CRAZY over food, he thinks all of it is filled with stuff that makes us complacent. Honestly, I am not even gonna go into details with the conspiracy itself. Its really more like dozens of conspiracies which are separate from each other, but all individually contribute to his worldview. Its funny, because they often contradict each other, yet he refuses to acknowledge that. Since that dinner incident, that was a marked turning point I think. His paranoia has sort of gone off the deep end. Or not even really paranoia actually. He seems kind of totally fine with the conspiracy, for instance he talks about the food, but then has no problem eating it. His attitude is still happy and jolly and the same, its just the actual things he talks about... well, they are wacko. I don't think this is something wrong, like a mental illness. I genuinely think he is a sane man who has fallen for some crazy propaganda on the internet. I've recommended therapy but he doesn't even think about it as a possibility, of course. Luckily, my daughter doesn't believe him at all. Smart for a 7 year old. What do I do? TL:DR - - - - husband is a conspiracy theorist who thinks aliens control everything. 
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Has he noticed she's been cheating on him for over a decade?
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empty sea posted:I stand behind my 12 lizards very slowly and stupidly circling my corpse in an empty apartment life plan this but unqualified
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Jan 7, 2019 16:11
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The story with this one is dumb young 20s bullshit, but... My BF(20M6’1) “MISSED” and “WANTED” his last EX(20F5’3) while dating ME(20F5’7). What do I do
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Jan 7, 2019 16:23
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LadyPictureShow posted:The story with this one is dumb young 20s bullshit, but... Lol, are heights in post titles a thing, now? Move on. He’s not ready.
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Jan 7, 2019 16:33
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I don't sympathize with it, but I absolutely appreciate listing the heights of the parties involved.
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Lol, are heights in post titles a thing, now? Move on. He’s not ready. People who care about heights are 100% crazy.
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LadyPictureShow posted:The story with this one is dumb young 20s bullshit, but... “EXHAUSTED” reading this loving (((TITLE))) to be honest
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I let my [22f] year long GF know that I slept with a hooker 3 months ago to get it off my chest. Now i feel like i've broken the trust between us beyond repair.quote:TL;DR : I confessed yesterday to my year long gf that during a vacation abroad in August curiosity got the best of me and I had my first - and last - experience with a prostitute. It was horrible and I didn't enjoy anything about it, yet she's devastated because she can't get over the fact that I cheated with her with a hooker. How can I make it up to her ?
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LadyPictureShow posted:I let my [22f] year long GF know that I slept with a hooker 3 months ago to get it off my chest. Now i feel like i've broken the trust between us beyond repair. Gee, ya think?
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LadyPictureShow posted:The story with this one is dumb young 20s bullshit, but...
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LadyPictureShow posted:I let my [22f] year long GF know that I slept with a hooker 3 months ago to get it off my chest. Now i feel like i've broken the trust between us beyond repair. I wonder where this brain genius went wrong. 
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AnimeIsTrash posted:I wonder where this brain genius went wrong. Didn’t officially date the hooker, IMO.
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4 feet is a prodigious wang
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AnimeIsTrash posted:I wonder where this brain genius went wrong. Continued breathing
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sneakyfrog posted:4 feet is a prodigious wang Also, I'm bad at moon units so I don't know if the weights are funny or not
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LadyPictureShow posted:I let my [22f] year long GF know that I slept with a hooker 3 months ago to get it off my chest. Now i feel like i've broken the trust between us beyond repair. I hope she leaves you for good this time. I also hope the replies are not siding with this idiot. Generic Monk posted:“EXHAUSTED” reading this loving (((TITLE))) to be honest 
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