Donald TRUMP popped out doing the Chicken Dance

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

kaleedity posted:

AOC purposefully hid her full name so that just arcanists could not properly bind her to them

*Kissinger shaking his fist in anger*

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skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Dolash posted:

Half the attacks on AOC are trying to claim she's inauthentic in some way, since her credibility is a major source of her political appeal. They seem to be insinuating going by "Sandy" makes her an upper-middle-class suburbanite, assimilated into elite liberal institutions and therefore alienated from the people she claims to represent.

It's similar to calling Barack Obama "Barry", and there's probably a similar racial dogwhistle for the people who go around accusing every non-white politician of playing identity politics.

somebody should ask Sen Rafael Edward Cruz about this

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DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

tacodaemon posted:

Thank you, Donald...President Trump

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Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Hot Karl Marx posted:

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new kind of cat: May 8, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

Relevant Tangent posted:

Does anyone get how AOC going by Sandy is supposed to own us?

conservatives are idiot retards

her name as spoken by her family is probably something like alessandra so sandy for short makes total sense but again, all conservatives are gibbering retards

# ? Jan 7, 2019 18:31

smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

Schnorkles posted:

fake cheese popcorn is better than it has any right to be

try it mixed with caramel popcorn, CHICAGO STYLE BABY

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UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Intel&Sebastian posted:

The greatest PR campaign in the history of the world has been the healthcare industry and insurance companies somehow staving off single payer in America. Like every single person in the country has dealt with poo poo like this and somehow we haven't all got together and thrown these people into the ocean.

My personal fav: I went to a doctor for butt stuff and he looked in my butt and said "ehhh looks ok to me but we should get a 2nd opinion", I said ok and he scheduled me to see another doc. I go see that doc and he does the exact same finger-in-butt exam and says "Yeah you'll be fine, don't worry about it" and I'm like ok cool, that's good.

A month later I get a 1000 dollar bill because supposedly that second doctor did the exam in a "surgery room" and they counted him putting his finger in my rear end for 5 minutes as surgery.

doing some butt surgery w/ my fingat rn

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Bananasaurus Rex: Mar 19, 2009

This is a good move because it's gonna be hilarious watching the senate justify not voting this through
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1082310972126093312?s=19

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Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Thoguh posted:

Probably the only reason TRUMP hasn't already declared a national emergency and sent the military to build the wall yet is because there's nobody left in the white house to write up the declaration for him.

uh why cant miller do it?

dude is basically giddy about maximum entropy and browndeath or w/e to own da libs

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smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

https://twitter.com/ALorenzoFOX13/status/1082323199545749504

:toot:

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UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

tacodaemon posted:

show me where he said this that wasn't in a prepared speech

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ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

Chinatown posted:

tEH!

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Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

Bananasaurus Rex posted:

This is a good move because it's gonna be hilarious watching the senate justify not voting this through
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1082310972126093312?s=19

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

white cheddar popcorn is the only popcorn truly worth eating

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DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

UFOTacoMan posted:

show me where he said this that wasn't in a prepared speech

he says that everyday when he wakes up

# ? Jan 7, 2019 18:33

brugroffil: Nov 30, 2015; Can't post for 3 days!

smarxist posted:

https://twitter.com/ALorenzoFOX13/status/1082323199545749504

hell yeah

# ? Jan 7, 2019 18:33

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Bananasaurus Rex posted:

This is a good move because it's gonna be hilarious watching the senate justify not voting this through
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1082310972126093312?s=19

this is shocking smart politicking from the Dems lol

# ? Jan 7, 2019 18:33

brugroffil: Nov 30, 2015; Can't post for 3 days!

https://twitter.com/DennisDMZ/status/1081699510525390849

# ? Jan 7, 2019 18:34

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

triple sulk posted:

white cheddar popcorn is the only popcorn truly worth eating

# ? Jan 7, 2019 18:34

brugroffil: Nov 30, 2015; Can't post for 3 days!

Epic High Five posted:

this is shocking smart politicking from the Dems lol

unless the Senate unexpectedly passes it and it acts as a pressure relief valve

# ? Jan 7, 2019 18:34

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

triple sulk posted:

white cheddar popcorn is the only popcorn truly worth eating

yeah probably. i have a weird thing where i dont really crave or enjoy popcorn lest of all flavored popcorn as a lot of the processed cheddar powder n poo poo tastes awful and i don't care for caramel. but if it's infront of me i'll eat a lot of it mindlessly

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UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

smarxist posted:

https://twitter.com/ALorenzoFOX13/status/1082323199545749504

https://twitter.com/Estleton12/status/1082327364116365312

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/JohnDingell/status/1082329588804603906

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brugroffil: Nov 30, 2015; Can't post for 3 days!

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1082329444440784896

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ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

skaboomizzy posted:

I was supposed to do my background screening (piss test) for a new job at a non-profit tomorrow but they just put on a hiring freeze because of the shutdown

I'm feeling very personally owned today

why would u need to do a ua for a nonprofit

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Siljmonster: Dec 16, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

brugroffil posted:

https://twitter.com/DennisDMZ/status/1081699510525390849

Dennis Miller as Neo: Uh woah guys have you heard this one have you seen this one. Im Jay Neo

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Lum_: Jun 5, 2006

Basebf555 posted:

So Trump's gonna make an rear end of himself at the border this week, alright then.

It's already happening(we've seen it in some photos), but I'd expect the troops who are particularly chuddish to start being a lot more openly nazi as this whole border issue becomes more and more intense. More overt decals on their gear, Punisher logos, white power signs, whatever.

https://twitter.com/franticgoat/status/1043943115277684741

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tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

https://twitter.com/iastartingline/status/1082106103712890880

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ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

brugroffil posted:

https://twitter.com/DennisDMZ/status/1081699510525390849

uhhh

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emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Admiral Ray posted:

most of the popcorn in these sucked, we frequently only ate third of it

Tito's Vodka was a customer of ours for a while and they sent vodka for crimbus

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Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

Joementum posted:

smoking gun right there in the youtube description

drat they found out when she wrote her first resume they got her now

Avirosb posted:

The Sandy shook hooting.

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Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

beto sex cramp posted:

i remember there being 100+ gen x reps because of that 420% increase in millenial reps in the 116th

are any of the gen x'ers in congress cool or memorable??

ted cruz and the republican young guns

# ? Jan 7, 2019 18:35

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

brugroffil posted:

https://twitter.com/DennisDMZ/status/1081699510525390849

Miller is sub-Huckabee in terms of humor lol

brugroffil posted:

unless the Senate unexpectedly passes it and it acts as a pressure relief valve

zero chance lol, this would make McConnell's life a good deal harder because it'd make an extension of the shutdown more likely while also getting every union and special interest group that is suffering in the shutdown straight up his rear end demanding the same exception

# ? Jan 7, 2019 18:36