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Bogmonster
Oct 17, 2007

The Bogey is a philosopher who knows

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS






Randaconda has a new favorite as of 13:44 on Jan 7, 2019

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008


I've spent years thinking this dude was wearing a backwards ball cap due to text placement. Goddamn it that is just straight-up hair

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/nickusen/status/1081601587393544192







oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

I can hear these. They're wonderful.

MunchE
Sep 7, 2000


I know this is just a dank meme but tacos are soft corn tortillas burritos are flour. Crunchy corn chip shells are for midwesterners

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

MunchE posted:

I know this is just a dank meme but tacos are soft corn tortillas burritos are flour. Crunchy corn chip shells are for midwesterners

actualy soft tacos are just sandwiches. burritos are close faced sandwiches, and close face sandwiches are basically just open face spaghetti

e: spaghetti is basically just close faced soup

Biplane has a new favorite as of 18:46 on Jan 7, 2019

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Finally a good 2019 meme.

MunchE
Sep 7, 2000

Biplane posted:

actualy soft tacos are just sandwiches. burritos are close faced sandwiches, and close face sandwiches are basically just open face spaghetti

e: spaghetti is basically just close faced soup

Math checks out

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Biplane posted:

actualy soft tacos are just sandwiches. burritos are close faced sandwiches, and close face sandwiches are basically just open face spaghetti

e: spaghetti is basically just close faced soup

now convince me pizza is a soup. I love soup more things should be soups

Bear Enthusiast
Mar 20, 2010

Maybe
You'll think of me
When you are all alone

snergle posted:

now convince me pizza is a soup. I love soup more things should be soups

Pizza sauce is already close enough to soup, people put cheese and other toppings on soup all the time, and the crust is just going old school with trenchers.

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight
I'd really like to see the sandwich algebra that solves for "soup"

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

God i ffffucking hate gwyneth paltrow

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

oh dope posted:

I'd really like to see the sandwich algebra that solves for "soup"

Cube rule with no sides

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Cartoon Man posted:

Finally a good 2019 meme.

https://twitter.com/burgerkrang/status/1082004650197430272

https://twitter.com/burgerkrang/status/1082347360573931520

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

oh dope posted:

I'd really like to see the sandwich algebra that solves for "soup"

If liquid then soup, else sandwich.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
Every food that contains another food is a sandwich. Ergo, soup is a sandwich.

If you eat something other than a raw ingredient with no processing you are eating a sandwich.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

there's no such thing as an "open faced sandwich" you clowns, what you have there is toast

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Toast is an open faced butter sandwich

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Bombadilillo posted:

Toast is an open faced butter sandwich

Only if you don't put enough butter on

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Dabir posted:

there's no such thing as an "open faced sandwich" you clowns, what you have there is toast

Toast is closed face, openfaced, solid soup. which is an openfaced spaghetti. which is a closed faced taco. which is a pizza

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Dabir posted:

there's no such thing as an "open faced sandwich" you clowns, what you have there is toast

This widely used term that everyone understands is wrong and I am right :smug:

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

lots of people can be wrong

The Maestro
Feb 21, 2006

Bear Enthusiast posted:

Pizza sauce is already close enough to soup, people put cheese and other toppings on soup all the time, and the crust is just going old school with trenchers.

French onion soup is a sandwich

Brewmaster
Dec 10, 2007

Hi! I'm awkward.
"Socrates, it could not be more simple. A sandwich is anything edible held in a container that is also edible."



image unrelated to sandwiches

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Brewmaster posted:

"Socrates, it could not be more simple. A sandwich is anything edible held in a container that is also edible."



image unrelated to sandwiches

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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012




Those are calzones

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule


What a weird nut

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Brawnfire posted:

What a weird nut

I think they're just European avocados.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


fine lookin closed faced soup-orbs

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

This is why you don't spend more than 1h in a hottub.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Kiwi eggs

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

snergle posted:

I love soup more things should be soups

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

:same:
except split pea soup, stuff is thicc and tasty.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I love chewy vodka.

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