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Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

FabioClone posted:

I thought the border was already lined with troops constantly mowing down invading caravans. What's the emergency?

they get caught up in crossfires between marauding bands of III percenters and minutemen mistaking each other for caravans

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Burning_Monk
Jan 11, 2005
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know

Bananasaurus Rex posted:

Oh poo poo its the real life da vinci code except they find the piss tape in the end

Buddy, we are at Hudson Hawk levels.

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

lmao

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Civil war starts tomorrow

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

tacodaemon posted:

John Dingell is so old that this is what car commercials were like when he first became a congressman


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wm8-DZn3uc

i wish we still had Thunderbird Power in our cars

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

mom's upset because son didn't keep it to a tasteful arm swastika and maybe a small totenkopf on the chest

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



my bet is that they'll get Little Adam Schitt to do the SOTU response

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/jkottke/status/1082359226419372032

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

I did a thing posted:

Civil war starts tomorrow

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



DryGoods posted:

i wish we still had Thunderbird Power in our cars

what's the word?

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Duscat posted:

mom's upset because son didn't keep it to a tasteful arm swastika and maybe a small totenkopf on the chest

yeah that was my read on it as well

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


:vince:

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012


It's almost like he's an rear end in a top hat and everyone should ignore him. You're already FAKE NEWS either way, so gently caress him

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




lol, imagine having to choose between "my tormentor gets everything he wants" and "my tormentor is foiled and will be mad" and being genuinely torn as to what should be done

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



tump is also going to have Declas of Fisa there with him at the lectern for his big address

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

tacodaemon posted:

John Dingell is so old that this is what car commercials were like when he first became a congressman


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wm8-DZn3uc

lmao imagine a time where people had the attention spans to sit through this

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"



I need more of these

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


Mass revolt against the global oil barons when
Freedom from civilizational black tar herion now

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

is she shouting a warning or calling for it

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
lmao the oligarchs of the world are stupid why do they want to own art its dumb go hang it up in the woods you assholes

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007



idk do the lazier option

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

this is a pretty good movie im looking forward to seeing how it ends

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

these are the ppl who deserve to be sawed apart while still breathing~

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Siljmonster posted:

lmao the oligarchs of the world are stupid why do they want to own art its dumb go hang it up in the woods you assholes

i like art

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.


These milquetoast shitbirds are so unprepared to be called on their lies and it's incredible to see someone push back in real time

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Siljmonster posted:

lmao the oligarchs of the world are stupid why do they want to own art its dumb go hang it up in the woods you assholes

you can only eat so many gold flakes per day, they need to find other ways of flaunting their wealth

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

like, he's gonna call you partisan fake news if you run his poo poo or not

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

jarofpiss posted:

i like art

print out your own pictures of goku and hang them up dont buy originals

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


damm trump is gonna be a dick whether or not we air his thing, that we also can't slot commercial breaks into

what to do what to do

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Mariana Horchata posted:

these are the ppl who deserve to be sawed apart while still breathing~

tell us how you really feel

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Siljmonster posted:

print out your own pictures of goku and hang them up dont buy originals

we could put them in musems and then we could all look at goku together

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

zegermans posted:

like, he's gonna call you partisan fake news if you run his poo poo or not

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

The agony is pretend, they only care what makes them money

Guess what gets them money?

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

The Nastier Nate posted:

the STOU rebuttal is where poo poo politicians go to be shittier. It's too good for AOC. The dems will instead pluck one of the new empty suit dems to do it.

please dont disparage the career arc of bobby jindal

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

they should run trump live, for the sake of the posts

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Not a Children posted:

The agony is pretend, they only care what makes them money

Guess what gets them money?

they're trying to figure out if they can butter up piss daddy to like ban the Internet or some poo poo

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
"If we don't he'll call us partisan :qq:"




Hey good news you dumb motherfucker he's gonna do that even if you do give him the airtime. Hell, he'll probably do it with the airtime you give him.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



a faux nude photo of AOC was caught out as a fake by, of all people, the folks who run Wikifeet


https://twitter.com/BrandyLJensen/status/1082360210621153280

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
Containment should be the strategy

Dont air trump and let them all rot in the fox news bubble

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skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Obama wanted to do a speech about immigration in 2014 and the networks told him to gently caress off because it was "too political", just cite that as precedent and let Trump yell on Twitter like he would do anyway

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