Donald TRUMP popped out doing the Chicken Dance

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SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

extremely here for the collapse of america due to epic stupidity

# ? Jan 8, 2019 04:36

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Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

god I hope at some point tomorrow Trump just starts talking about his electoral college victory and then loving LOCK HER UP

# ? Jan 8, 2019 04:36

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Donald J. Trump.

# ? Jan 8, 2019 04:36

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

paranoid randroid posted:

here's my take

1. trump declares emergency

2. no work is put into actualizing that declaration in any meaningful sense so it just hovers in the background like a noxious fart

3. trump does something even stupider next week and the charts explaining how hosed the country is structurally add another notch to the top

i think we're in agreement

# ? Jan 8, 2019 04:36

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

do you think shengji yang snarled and roared and chipped a tooth gnashing his mandibles upon seeing the thread title was about mueller

# ? Jan 8, 2019 04:37

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

BAE OF PIGS posted:

god drat my gf won't stop watching that marie kondo show.

if u want even more fun u should show her Dressing Your Truth

# ? Jan 8, 2019 04:37

Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

logikv9 posted:

it loving owns that Orange Hitler will address the nation to call for more fascism, and that it will work

when's the fat bitch gonna start up trump tv

# ? Jan 8, 2019 04:37

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

the only emergency i wait for is my red siren that sits above my bed labeled PISS TAPE

# ? Jan 8, 2019 04:37

Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

radical meme posted:

Mmm, kind of. If he orders it built as an emergency measure, the cost has to come from military funds already appropriated.

So when he issues that order is when the military coup begins.

the 'state of emergency' powers are complicated but iirc they would allow trump to divert funding from (other) military construction projects to his wall. not a big enough deal to do a coup over

# ? Jan 8, 2019 04:37

Ash1138: Sep 29, 2001; Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

Louisgod posted:

god I hope at some point tomorrow Trump just starts talking about his electoral college victory and then loving LOCK HER UP

this is all i want

martial law and the end of the american experiment would just be icing on the cake

but not too much icing i do want to be able to taste the cake

# ? Jan 8, 2019 04:38

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl/status/1082457206564388864

# ? Jan 8, 2019 04:38

galenanorth: May 19, 2016

SKULL.GIF posted:

extremely here for the collapse of america due to epic stupidity

# ? Jan 8, 2019 04:38

sullat: Jan 9, 2012

radical meme posted:

Mmm, kind of. If he orders it built as an emergency measure, the cost has to come from military funds already appropriated.

So when he issues that order is when the military coup begins.

The military got $681 billion last year, much of it dedicated to various MIC grifts. If they get a piece of wall money, they won't care.

# ? Jan 8, 2019 04:38

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

trump's not gonna declare an emergency

# ? Jan 8, 2019 04:38

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Joementum posted:

i think it's pretty clear that what's going to happen is:

1. trump will declare an emergency

2. the republicans will pretend that this means the wall is being built

3. the government will reopen with the +$1.3b border funding CR passing

4. the wall won't actually get built because there's no way to operationalize "declaring an emergency" into building a wall

works for me

# ? Jan 8, 2019 04:38

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

logikv9 posted:

the only emergency i wait for is my red siren that sits above my bed labeled PISS TAPE

personally i got a red phone for the same purpose

# ? Jan 8, 2019 04:39

Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

SKULL.GIF posted:

do you think shengji yang snarled and roared and chipped a tooth gnashing his mandibles upon seeing the thread title was about mueller

shengji turns and looks directly into the camera

"Those dang libs are at it again!"

*laugh track*

# ? Jan 8, 2019 04:39

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

I just want great lakes divestment from the rest of america

like 90% of the states are loving garbage and don't know what the gently caress they're doing. you are contemptuous peasant filth

give me minnesota, wisconsin, illinois, michigan, ohio, new york. we'll iron this poo poo out. if you really REALLY want we'll take indiana too and unfuck them

# ? Jan 8, 2019 04:39

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Dick Milhous Rock! posted:

qre we posting twitters now

https://twitter.com/TheDreamGhoul/status/1081980390653550592

lol

# ? Jan 8, 2019 04:39

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Fallen Hamprince posted:

elder obamacare meme

lol

# ? Jan 8, 2019 04:39

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

paranoid randroid posted:

here's my take

1. trump declares emergency

2. no work is put into actualizing that declaration in any meaningful sense so it just hovers in the background like a noxious fart

3. trump does something even stupider next week and the charts explaining how hosed the country is structurally add another notch to the top

# ? Jan 8, 2019 04:40

Charles 2 of Spain: Nov 7, 2017

Trump will quit tomorrow.

# ? Jan 8, 2019 04:40

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Zyla posted:

i dont get why anyone thinks this is funny its just a loving rear end in a top hat move :< its hard enough to get an intramural together

i thi8nk its funny

# ? Jan 8, 2019 04:40

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

paranoid randroid posted:

here's my take

1. trump declares emergency

2. no work is put into actualizing that declaration in any meaningful sense so it just hovers in the background like a noxious fart

3. trump does something even stupider next week and the charts explaining how hosed the country is structurally add another notch to the top

Joementum posted:

i think it's pretty clear that what's going to happen is:

1. trump will declare an emergency

2. the republicans will pretend that this means the wall is being built

3. the government will reopen with the +$1.3b border funding CR passing

4. the wall won't actually get built because there's no way to operationalize "declaring an emergency" into building a wall

lmao u both betray a sruface level understanding of the multidimensional wormhole that is trumps skull. here's how it'll go:

1. Trump
2.Trump
#nttUTmp
4TIIMPP

5::::::

# ? Jan 8, 2019 04:40

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Spergin Morlock posted:

ezells is where its at

# ? Jan 8, 2019 04:40

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

It's been 2 years and the Trump admin hasn't even made a single attempt to engage with the standard gov't procurement process with respect to a wall. He's squandered the last 2 years. He doesn't know he's already failed.

# ? Jan 8, 2019 04:40

Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

paranoid randroid posted:

personally i got a red phone for the same purpose

lol if u don't have a team of personal assistants standing by 24/7 to alert you to the release of the piss tape via dedicated a dedicated satellite phone

# ? Jan 8, 2019 04:40

redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

SKULL.GIF posted:

I just want great lakes divestment from the rest of america

like 90% of the states are loving garbage and don't know what the gently caress they're doing. you are contemptuous peasant filth

give me minnesota, wisconsin, illinois, michigan, ohio, new york. we'll iron this poo poo out. if you really REALLY want we'll take indiana too and unfuck them

you can't take those states away

our strategic cholesterol reserves will plummet

# ? Jan 8, 2019 04:40

FormerPoster: Aug 5, 2004; Hair Elf

SKULL.GIF posted:

I just want great lakes divestment from the rest of america

like 90% of the states are loving garbage and don't know what the gently caress they're doing. you are contemptuous peasant filth

give me minnesota, wisconsin, illinois, michigan, ohio, new york. we'll iron this poo poo out. if you really REALLY want we'll take indiana too and unfuck them

lol you want ohio? fuckin take it. no ones gonna stop you, there or here.

# ? Jan 8, 2019 04:41

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

redneck nazgul posted:

you can't take those states away

our strategic cholesterol reserves will plummet

every state I've named is in the median-or-lower range for american obesity

# ? Jan 8, 2019 04:41

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1082477185926119427

# ? Jan 8, 2019 04:41

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

yall are fat as poo poo and can't stop guzzling calories and crying about """malthusians"""

# ? Jan 8, 2019 04:42

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

redneck nazgul posted:

you can't take those states away

our strategic cholesterol reserves will plummet

Minneapolis is extremely healthy

*looks at outstate*

Oh... ahhhh... hmmmmm...

# ? Jan 8, 2019 04:42

redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

SKULL.GIF posted:

every state I've named is in the median-or-lower range for american obesity

you can be non-obese and have high cholesterol

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# ? Jan 8, 2019 04:42

SardonicTyrant: Feb 26, 2016; BTICH IM A NEWT
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Could we build the steel slat wall with F-35s? What if we just drove them into the ground nose-down.

# ? Jan 8, 2019 04:42

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Admiral Ray posted:

lmao u both betray a sruface level understanding of the multidimensional wormhole that is trumps skull. here's how it'll go:

1. Trump
2.Trump
#nttUTmp
4TIIMPP

5::::::

# ? Jan 8, 2019 04:42

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

Fallen Hamprince posted:

lol if u don't have a team of personal assistants standing by 24/7 to alert you to the release of the piss tape via dedicated a dedicated satellite phone

the minute that droopy dog looking rear end in a top hat Mueller uploads that poo poo to Megashare, wheels within wheels begin turning

# ? Jan 8, 2019 04:42

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

SKULL.GIF posted:

I just want great lakes divestment from the rest of america

like 90% of the states are loving garbage and don't know what the gently caress they're doing. you are contemptuous peasant filth

give me minnesota, wisconsin, illinois, michigan, ohio, new york. we'll iron this poo poo out. if you really REALLY want we'll take indiana too and unfuck them

indiana can go gently caress. indiana cops can go double gently caress.

# ? Jan 8, 2019 04:42

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

SKULL.GIF posted:

yall are fat as poo poo and can't stop guzzling calories and crying about """malthusians"""

1 kg of fat has 3/4 of the energy of 1 kg of gasoline

america is very energetic

uncomfortably energetic

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white sauce: Apr 29, 2012; by R. Guyovich

SKULL.GIF posted:

extremely here for the collapse of america due to epic stupidity

# ? Jan 8, 2019 04:43

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