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brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
Police reports in the States have 3 options for race: "Hispanic," "non-Hispanic," and "armed assailant shot on scene"

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ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Bacon Terrorist posted:

His girlfriend opted for the gold covered turkey dinosaurs.

:D

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Bacon Terrorist posted:

His girlfriend opted for the gold covered turkey dinosaurs.

Lmao

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

lmao at being arrested for swearing

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

FullLeatherJacket posted:

lmao at being arrested for swearing

It sounds like he just got thrown in the drunk tank.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

FullLeatherJacket posted:

lmao at being arrested for swearing

It's because he was in an airport.

Shroud
May 11, 2009
TSA picked a bad time to hassle someone's grandmother.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



The TSA folks aren’t getting paid so you can imagine they’re testy

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/WayneHennessey1/status/1082058860423192581
:thunk:

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
"Don't mention ze var!"

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


lol hmmmm

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

The TSA folks aren’t getting paid so you can imagine they’re testy

Are they not all contracted out in the US?

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

julian assflange posted:

Are they not all contracted out in the US?

nope, they're government employees

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

i hear youre a racist now, farder

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


put my hand over my mouth

to make the sound carry

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

I too cover my mouth with one hand when i want sound to carry.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
In Wales that's a term of endearment.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/DutchFullback/status/1082059075825946625

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Lol, that backpedalling reads like all the "I slipped and fell on it" excuses given in Accident and Emergency by people that turn up with bottles and vacuum cleaners up their arses.

So I hear.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


“WAIT DONT TAKE THE PICTURE RIGHT NOW I HAVE TO SNEEZE” would have been a way better excuse imho

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

Bundy posted:

Lol, that backpedalling reads like all the "I slipped and fell on it" excuses given in Accident and Emergency by people that turn up with bottles and vacuum cleaners up their arses.

So I hear.

One in a million shot, doc

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

JFairfax posted:



lol hmmmm

:thunk:

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

JFairfax posted:



lol hmmmm

He's clearly ordering five beers in a loud, crowded room.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/JonnyGabriel/status/1082224020538474496

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


lmao

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

lol

EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:

Bacon Terrorist posted:

His girlfriend opted for the gold covered turkey dinosaurs.

Absolute beaut.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005




Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
I don't get the turkey dinosaur joke

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Kurtofan posted:

I don't get the turkey dinosaur joke

Turkey dinosaurs are kids food and Ribery slept with an underage girl in the past.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Brony Car posted:

Turkey dinosaurs are kids food and Ribery slept with an underage girl in the past.

thanks, didn't know turkey dinosaurs were a thing

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->

Kurtofan posted:

thanks, didn't know turkey dinosaurs were a thing

they should be chicken nuggets IMO

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Kurtofan posted:

thanks, didn't know turkey dinosaurs were a thing

They’re like healthier chicken nuggets.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Brony Car posted:

They’re like healthier chicken nuggets.

Kids don’t care about healthy options

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Kids don’t care about healthy options

he ordered for her obviously

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Brony Car posted:

They’re like healthier chicken nuggets.

Not even slightly.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


https://twitter.com/andresiniesta8/status/1081989025710436357?s=19

When you think about it it's really just a form of flattery...

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Bundy posted:

Not even slightly.

Then why would you not use chicken?

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pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





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JFairfax posted:



lol hmmmm

Maybe?????

https://twitter.com/robwelch2000/status/1082088327476580352

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