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"run the UK into the ground speedrun"
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 14:20 |
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# ? May 22, 2024 04:35 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I thought there was supposed to be a shortage of semen corbyn makes pearl jam
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 14:22 |
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isn’t there an issue with certain goods being prevented for export by the EU if the destination country’s customs checks are deemed insufficient? ie medicines and nuclear/chemical materials ? I would imagine lassiez faire border controls would do that
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 14:24 |
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Baloogan posted:"run the UK into the ground speedrun" Watch this - I'm just gonna use a rare consistutional glitch to break these treaties and shave 4 months off my time.
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 14:37 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Don't worry, there is already a cunning plan to deal with customs checks Knowing that if you've got an unsafe product or food that doesn't meet the requirements for other countries you can still ship it to the UK will really help stimulate global trade.
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 14:48 |
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There's nothing the UK exports that the EU can't get somewhere else instead. Except bad teeth, heyooooo
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 14:50 |
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prefect posted:I'm thinking "Upper-Class Twit of the Year". Can we skip ahead to the bit where the tories run themselves over?
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 14:53 |
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I think the UK is enjoying dying in the worst way imaginable.
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 15:01 |
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do you guys still use the word "dickensian" much because I reckon it is going to come back in a big way
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 15:02 |
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I think dickens era England was more rational and had a better future
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 15:03 |
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I guarantee in the worst case scenario the brexiteers will all be screaming 'WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US' about everything, or more like blaming the EU and the minorities and the liberals. Likely all of the above.
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 15:05 |
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yeah i guess 19th century britain but without citrus fruits stolen from colonial possessions is considerably worse
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 15:05 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I guarantee in the worst case scenario the brexiteers will all be screaming 'WHY DIDN'T EU TELL US' about everything, and also enjoy blaming the EU and the minorities and the liberals. Likely all of the above. Fixed
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 15:06 |
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economist: the economy works(or in this case doesn't) because of x and y nationalist: the economy works because Britain is great, what do you mean a truck delay makes everyone lose millions
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 15:09 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I guarantee in the worst case scenario the brexiteers will all be screaming 'WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US' about everything, or more like blaming the EU and the minorities and the liberals. Likely all of the above. I'm thinking the victims will be blamed for insufficiently-stiff upper lips.
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 15:11 |
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so if England applied to be relet into the EU they probably have to give up the pound right ?
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 15:12 |
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euphronius posted:so if England applied to be relet into the EU they probably have to give up the pound right ? lol the Uk hasn't even left yet, if the UK leaves and then reapplies, who the gently caress knows, the pound will probably be decimated and will be lucky to be worth as much as the euro.
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 15:19 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:There will be adequate death It really seems like you guys are doing post-war Iraq reconstruction to yourselves
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 15:20 |
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Gripweed posted:It really seems like you guys are doing post-war Iraq reconstruction to yourselves You've figured out what the Torie brexiteers get out of this
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 15:27 |
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so is this likely to finish off what remains of quaint English/Welsh/Scottish villages and poo poo people picture when they imagine the british isles? like all those semi-rural picturesque places surely require tremendous subsidies that largely come from the EU and probably rely, to some extent, on tourism and the cheapness of goods so are they just going to wither and die
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 15:33 |
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Oh gently caress christ All the emergency funds will go to emergency firms set up one month ago and run very badly by Tories and their bezzie mates. There will be inquiries as money vanishes and people die. Strong reccomendations. No consequences. No Tory will see any blame for brexit once the dust settles. Corbyns plan to avoid the blame is insanely naive and pretty stupid. Within 3 years all the media and 70 percent of the public blame corbyn for brexit like labour and the GFC. No brexiteer will realise theyr wrong The narrative will immediately switch to being stabbed in the back by elitist eucrats and scheming subhuman migrants /prophecy ends
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 15:33 |
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hey what's cameron up to these days anyway
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 15:33 |
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Microprophecy: The economic devastation caused by brexit is blamed on brexit for a full year but by 2021 the narrative is back to wasteful state spending on immigrant benefits has bankrupted us and the media has no memory of brexits effects.
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 15:36 |
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Hentai Jihadist posted:Microprophecy: I dunno, everyone has spent the past three years talking about Brexit. It's not like some law that was debated for a couple months and then passed and a year later a bad thing happens. I'm not in Britain but it seems like Brexit has been the number one topic of discussion for like, literally years now. And when Brexit happens there's going to be a very sharp and obvious change.
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 15:41 |
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Hentai Jihadist posted:Oh gently caress christ It's cool that on the right and left the main reason to hate Corbyn is their own fan-fiction.
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 15:46 |
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logikv9 posted:I think the UK is enjoying dying in the worst way imaginable. They are in the acceptance stage of grief but have no idea what they've accepted and will loop back at the start once hard brexit happens
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 15:57 |
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Frog Act posted:so is this likely to finish off what remains of quaint English/Welsh/Scottish villages and poo poo people picture when they imagine the british isles? like all those semi-rural picturesque places surely require tremendous subsidies that largely come from the EU and probably rely, to some extent, on tourism and the cheapness of goods so are they just going to wither and die Not if they come up with a better system (the CAP essentially funnels money to big landowners as the basic payment is based on land area, not use) but on the other hand it's Britain
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 16:03 |
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Obliterati posted:Not if they come up with a better system (the CAP essentially funnels money to big landowners as the basic payment is based on land area, not use) but on the other hand it's Britain yeah I mean poo poo the whole country is based upon funnelling money to big landowners lol
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 16:04 |
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JFairfax posted:yeah I mean poo poo the whole country is based upon funnelling money to big landowners lol And so's the CAP
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 16:06 |
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Obliterati posted:
dont u dats da joke me
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 16:10 |
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Frog Act posted:so is this likely to finish off what remains of quaint English/Welsh/Scottish villages and poo poo people picture when they imagine the british isles? like all those semi-rural picturesque places surely require tremendous subsidies that largely come from the EU and probably rely, to some extent, on tourism and the cheapness of goods so are they just going to wither and die Yes. Someone on twitter posted a thread about how tariffs on sheepmeat will immediately jump to 50% (ballpark) and there's more than enough Aussie and Kiwi capacity to undercut most non-industrial sheep farmers even without tariffs. Scotland and Wales are extra hosed.
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 16:29 |
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https://twitter.com/AndyMcDonaldMP/status/1082672290968584192 drat, this is as bad as the contract the US gave to some guy in the middle of nowhere who had a three-person team and wanted to do all the rewiring for Puerto Rico.
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 17:23 |
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tarbrush posted:Yes. Someone on twitter posted a thread about how tariffs on sheepmeat will immediately jump to 50% (ballpark) and there's more than enough Aussie and Kiwi capacity to undercut most non-industrial sheep farmers even without tariffs. As far as I’ve seen the massive amount of CAP funding is being replaced with a “Lol get hosed”. Even if they don’t get undercut farmers are still hosed
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 17:28 |
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Fans posted:As far as I’ve seen the massive amount of CAP funding is being replaced with a “Lol get hosed”. Even if they don’t get undercut farmers are still hosed Yep. It's darkly hilarious just how screwed farmers and fishermen are.
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 17:36 |
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tarbrush posted:Yep. It's darkly hilarious just how screwed farmers and fishermen are. They’re often die hard Tory too. No idea why they thought the Tories would be happy to keep subsidising them when it’s something Tories bitch about endlessly.
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 17:38 |
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tarbrush posted:Yep. It's darkly hilarious just how screwed farmers and fishermen are. grimsby reinvented itself from a major fishing town to one of the biggest fish trade ports in the UK and voted 70% for brexit which is going to destroy the new industry because they wanted to be able to fish again. nobody loving likes working as a fisherman its a hard job that pays like poo poo
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 17:40 |
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Fans posted:As far as I’ve seen the massive amount of CAP funding is being replaced with a “Lol get hosed”. Even if they don’t get undercut farmers are still hosed what is CAP? is it essentially farming subsidies like we have in the US, only instead of land barons its just given to like regular barons who also own a lot of land?
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 18:03 |
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Frog Act posted:what is CAP? is it essentially farming subsidies like we have in the US, only instead of land barons its just given to like regular barons who also own a lot of land? Precisely
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 18:07 |
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Why don't you all copy what France is doing right now?
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 18:15 |
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Frog Act posted:what is CAP? is it essentially farming subsidies like we have in the US, only instead of land barons its just given to like regular barons who also own a lot of land? The Common Agricultural Policy is the EU's funding route for agriculture, and whilst member states can bolt on their own side policies it mostly rewards land ownership and 'land stewardship', both of which obviously reward people with lots of land. This map of Scotland is five years old but if anything it'll have consolidated since
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