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Celery Face posted:Rewatched Danielle and Mohamed's wedding for the first time in years and lol, Danielle's son walked her down the aisle in a pair of cargo shorts. No one but her is taking it seriously, they're all holding back laughter. Lololol uhh I cant kiss you cause... its Ramadan. Yeah...
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Isnt the rumor that Jon and Fernanda are broken up and shes living back in Mexico?
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Be Depressive posted:I went to a Subway sandwich shop managers wedding once and wore a coat and button down shirt. Not even a suit, no tie, just a blazer and khakis, brown belt and black shoes. I was the best dressed person there. They all wore t-shirts. The groom wore a tuxedo t-shirt. People kept asking me if I was the groom. I was just somebodys date. on the opposite end of the spectrum - at my sister's wedding one of her husband's cousins came in a sorta camo kilt, boots, trucker hat, toting a monster tallboy. i referred to him as "duck dynasty" to one of my sister's friends at the bar and didn't realize the dude's wife was behind me lmao
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Jan 8, 2019 15:05
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It's proper etiquette to wear cargo shorts to sham marriages.
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Bape Culture posted:You can afford a pretty big house like that in the states on presumably minimum wage? America is wild. In the large majority of the country yeah normal people can buy houses easily. In the biggest cities (or california) you are hosed of course
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Extra Large Marge posted:It's proper etiquette to wear cargo shorts to sham marriages. More pockets to steal food
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Ok, been skimming the thread, whats the best season to watch? To start with Watched a couple clips on YouTube, looks uhhhh, like something awful 
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Jan 8, 2019 16:45
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Whichever season Danielle and Mohammed are in, that is a train wreck start to finish
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Deadite posted:Whichever season Danielle and Mohammed are in, that is a train wreck start to finish Jeez Starting to watch more clips and this is uhhhh something https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEixWgdywqA
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Deadite posted:Whichever season Danielle and Mohammed are in, that is a train wreck start to finish This is the season we are on it's amazing
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Deadite posted:Whichever season Danielle and Mohammed are in, that is a train wreck start to finish That would be season 2. I could not stop laughing any time the episodes would cut to Danielle and Mohamed. Also apparently Danielle saved Mohamed in her phone contacts as "hubby" while Mohamed saved her as "Danielle Ohio", which is exactly what I would expect from them.
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I started watching the second season of "Before the 90 Days", and the only couple I find funny is dutch model and connecticut milf. With the other couples the show feels more like a window to a new type of prostitution. The philippino girl talks like she's on anti-depressants, and the colombian girl probably didn't want to show up until the producers agreed to pay her extra. And the 52 year old from the midwest and her nigerian boytoy, ugh.
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Jan 8, 2019 18:00
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mike12345 posted:I started watching the second season of "Before the 90 Days", and the only couple I find funny is dutch model and connecticut milf. With the other couples the show feels more like a window to a new type of prostitution. The philippino girl talks like she's on anti-depressants, and the colombian girl probably didn't want to show up until the producers agreed to pay her extra. And the 52 year old from the midwest and her nigerian boytoy, ugh.
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mike12345 posted:I started watching the second season of "Before the 90 Days", and the only couple I find funny is dutch model and connecticut milf. With the other couples the show feels more like a window to a new type of prostitution. The philippino girl talks like she's on anti-depressants, and the colombian girl probably didn't want to show up until the producers agreed to pay her extra. And the 52 year old from the midwest and her nigerian boytoy, ugh. The best scene of that season was when the guy is visiting the Phillipino girl and she takes him with her family to their church. It's full on snake handlers type crazy poo poo and I think he's an atheist. He says to the camera "sure I can do this for a few hours, it'll make her happy" and he's literally there 9 hours dealing with people speaking in tongues and crying on floors and bloodening themselves lmao
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mike12345 posted:I started watching the second season of "Before the 90 Days", and the only couple I find funny is dutch model and connecticut milf. With the other couples the show feels more like a window to a new type of prostitution. The philippino girl talks like she's on anti-depressants, and the colombian girl probably didn't want to show up until the producers agreed to pay her extra. And the 52 year old from the midwest and her nigerian boytoy, ugh. paul and karine, or at least paul, is pretty funny. FALLAH KARINI, FALLAH! *drags out android shitbox from cargo pocket to communicate*
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Highlight of that season is Jesse talking about how folding new york pizza "is not etiquette, babe"
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Demon Of The Fall posted:Isnt the rumor that Jon and Fernanda are broken up and shes living back in Mexico? He said something about her going to Houston for modelling before deleting it. Who goes to Houston for modelling?! So basically the same thing Paola did to the Oklahoma prude/closet case a few seasons ago, although in that case I understood why more.
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Wasnt there a mormon dude who found a really beautiful wife in south america and then he lost it when she discovered how attractive she really was and wanted to model/not live like a mormon
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mike12345 posted:I started watching the second season of "Before the 90 Days", and the only couple I find funny is dutch model and connecticut milf. With the other couples the show feels more like a window to a new type of prostitution. The philippino girl talks like she's on anti-depressants, and the colombian girl probably didn't want to show up until the producers agreed to pay her extra. And the 52 year old from the midwest and her nigerian boytoy, ugh. Wait I just remembered her cutting a steak at a diagonal and saying something like "you need to cut it on a bias". So never mind, milf is awful.
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rear end cobra posted:Wasnt there a mormon dude who found a really beautiful wife in south america and then he lost it when she discovered how attractive she really was and wanted to model/not live like a mormon that's the creep i mentioned earlier that met her on a mormon mission when he was 20 and she was 12. they're married with a kid. was hoping she'd realize she could do better but she was also mormon and thus brain broken.
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 Danielle's Instagram is all ad material now, similar to what's above. It's amazing. rear end cobra posted:Wasnt there a mormon dude who found a really beautiful wife in south america and then he lost it when she discovered how attractive she really was and wanted to model/not live like a mormon I loved Kirlyam! She's such a sweetheart. I think they live in Utah now instead of LA. He just haaaaaad to get her away from attractive people
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AWarmBody posted:
lomarf they wanted me to take a picture of me using it so thats exactly what im going to do
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holy gently caress :nsfw: that
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rear end cobra posted:Highlight of that season is Jesse talking about how folding new york pizza "is not etiquette, babe" His parents seemed pretty cool 
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Extra Large Marge posted:His parents seemed pretty cool His parents were awesome because they gave no fucks lol.
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This series is amazing What is wrong with America, why are these dudes looking for foreign wives
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:What is wrong with America, why are these dudes looking for foreign wives Kyle and Noon were legit adorable though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSh7tG0ltQk Celery Face fucked around with this message at 20:13 on Jan 8, 2019 |
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Extra Large Marge posted:His parents seemed pretty cool Oh drat, Johnny Depp is on this show?
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:This series is amazing They seem to be either old and divorced, secretly gay, extremely weird, or a combination of all three. Instead of coming to terms with whatever personal problem they have they hitch their gigantic bag of poo poo to some naive foreign girl who's in search of the American dream.
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dudeness posted:Oh drat, Johnny Depp is on this show? Hes definitely in the first episode lol gently caress, Im gonna watch this whole thing apparently
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If Danielle's teeth actually turn white that would be pretty good advertising. Better than the usual supermodel with bleached teeth pretending they need whitening.
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:If Danielle's teeth actually turn white that would be pretty good advertising. Better than the usual supermodel with bleached teeth pretending they need whitening. its not like she'd be capable of taking a picture showing how white they'd turned anyway
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Groovelord Neato posted:this is the guy that met her when she was 12 while on a mormon mission trip (he was 20 at the time) I want my own Kayela from Brasil 🇧🇷 Shes legit a nice girl and hes uhhh I mean hes religious but, man, I dunno... EX250 Type R posted:Pretty sure marrying an American is in fact marrying up for 99% of the rest of the planet Only financially, at best a luxurious life in Oklahoma...
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