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hifi
Jul 25, 2012

vmware is more of the same poo poo. you could do all this in freebsd definitely and maybe linux before the towers fell. "the future" just means expensive government training contracts, branding, and conventions.

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Hot Diggity! posted:

The docker is the guy who puts his hog in the other hog

The dockee is the receiver of the hog

hifi posted:

running stuff on servers has gone from the bare metal to virtual machines which are isolated by the cpu to containers which are isolated by the operating system. docker is a set of management tools for containers.

So in binary the 1s are the hogs ready to dock and the 0s are the hogs ready to receive :hmmyes:

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Sopranos creator accidentally admits that the last scene is supposed to be Tony getting whacked, then backpedals



https://uproxx.com/tv/sopranos-finale-death-scene-david-chase/

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


SHOAH NUFF posted:

Sopranos creator accidentally admits that the last scene is supposed to be Tony getting whacked, then backpedals



https://uproxx.com/tv/sopranos-finale-death-scene-david-chase/

Tony is absolutely dead. There's a pattern that's repeated in the last scene that's basically a giveaway. It's something like... shot of Tony sitting in the booth > bells on door ring > Tony looks up and we see the front door from his perspective > cut to shot of front door to see who is entering. That sequence is repeated a few times and sets the pattern up. When the guy in the Members Only jacket goes to the bathroom he kinda stares Tony down. The next sequence is Tony sitting in the booth > bells ring on door > cut to black.

It cuts to black exactly when we should be seeing the front door from Tony's perspective. That's because the guy in the Member's Only jacket shot him just as Meadow is entering the restaurant.

Basically they used film tricks to spell out the ending without ever having to explicitly say what happened.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

hifi posted:

vmware is more of the same poo poo. you could do all this in freebsd definitely and maybe linux before the towers fell. "the future" just means expensive government training contracts, branding, and conventions.

What is your title and what do you do?

I have noticed that the "DevOps" role is gaining more and more traction and I should really probably get into coding more but man I really really don't want to. I honestly would love to get out of I.T. in general but I have no clue what I would even get into.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

weird Asian candy posted:

I honestly would love to get out of I.T. in general but I have no clue what I would even get into.

importer/exporter

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
https://twitter.com/NewDay/status/1082277057667743745

Coal is coming back. Beautiful clean coal.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Ehud posted:

importer/exporter

Matches. Long matches.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I am at a meeting right now and a dude is wearing an assassins creed branded button up dress shirt and I have so many goddamn questions

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Ehud posted:

importer/exporter

Man what did I ever do to you?

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Ehud posted:

importer/exporter

:sigh: could've gone to school to be an architect.

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I am at a meeting right now and a dude is wearing an assassins creed branded button up dress shirt and I have so many goddamn questions

yes, he totally posts here

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
I should be a garbage man

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I am at a meeting right now and a dude is wearing an assassins creed branded button up dress shirt and I have so many goddamn questions

Need pictures

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I am at a meeting right now and a dude is wearing an assassins creed branded button up dress shirt and I have so many goddamn questions

Shake his hand, look deep in his eyes and say, "nothing is true, everything is permitted." Then nod, turn and walk away, putting up your hood.

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


weird Asian candy posted:

I should be a garbage man

You are already working with windows and VMware though :confused:

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

weird Asian candy posted:

I should be a garbage man

mail man

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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I was trying to Google it and oh my god

https://store.ubi.com/us/clothing/apparel/dress-shirts/?lang=en_US

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I am at a meeting right now and a dude is wearing an assassins creed branded button up dress shirt and I have so many goddamn questions

Like, with just a small version of the logo on the breast pocket or something? Or does it have the full design like those hoodies?

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Skwirl posted:

Like, with just a small version of the logo on the breast pocket or something? Or does it have the full design like those hoodies?

https://store.ubi.com/us/assassins-creed-legacy-altair-dress-shirt/5a69a64488a7e39f29b6d0f6.html?lang=en_US#lang=en_US&start=1

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

The french ubisoft foray into fashion ruled. Deus ex had a $600 jacket that was featured in the game

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

weird Asian candy posted:

I should be a garbage man



Marine biologist

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

deedee megadoodoo posted:

You are already working with windows and VMware though :confused:

I don't get why y'all making GBS threads on Windows and VMWare :shrug:

Everything always comes back around and here I'll be...waiting...and laughing. Though honestly, the demand seems pretty huge for it still even with all the Linux/DevOps poo poo gaining steam. Also there is a specific need for Systems Engineers who also have Networking background that I hope to cash in on.


Ehud posted:

mail man



I could do that! Some low stress job with union pension...sign me up!

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!


Did you see him from behind? I don't recognize the logo on the front.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Those games aren't even that good.

pick a good game series like Metroid

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Blowjob Overtime posted:

Did you see him from behind? I don't recognize the logo on the front.

Yeah hes sitting in front of me and I am like "wait what"

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/StormyDaniels/status/1082745074474237953

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

That's a bougie rear end AC shirt :stare:

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Ehud posted:

Those games aren't even that good.

pick a good game series like Metroid

Can you dangle off of a god's dick in Metroid?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




2019 rules.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Ehud posted:

Those games aren't even that good.

pick a good game series like Metroid

I had to admit I was tempted to buy this bad boy for the gym

http://blog.mmawarehouse.com/2017/11/hypnotik-mega-man-gi.html

But alas, my irony was not strong enough

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

She's running in 2020, book it

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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General Dog posted:

She's running in 2020, book it

Vice President Lisa Ann

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Vice President Lisa Ann

The Secretary of Education position could be filled on a monthly rotational basis by the cast of Naughty America

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Hell yeah my electric bill for last month was down by half because no one was home for the last two weeks of the year.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

weird Asian candy posted:

What is your title and what do you do?

I have noticed that the "DevOps" role is gaining more and more traction and I should really probably get into coding more but man I really really don't want to. I honestly would love to get out of I.T. in general but I have no clue what I would even get into.

Im unemployed my man!

Devops started off as a management liaison role to help with actually separating developers from operations and take into account technology in business decisions (e.g, should we fix our email or work on replacing something that already works with the newest javascript tookit), although now you really have to look at salary and required skills and ask questions about the chain of command because the buzzword version of the job just has you doing dev and ops work. "the phoenix project" was the original executive thinkpiece about it that got everything started, it's a 200? page fiction piece that's a bit heavyhanded about the everyman programmer fixing all the stupid stuff people bitch about at work and making a tidy sum in the process.

If you don't want to do coding specifically there's always stuff like dba and dba-adjacent things like elasticsearch although i'm not sure being an accountant is a step in the right direction away from coding. cad work? i dunno what "computer operator" positions are easy to break into anymore.

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

weird Asian candy posted:

Look bro, I'm a Windows/VMWare(ESX) guy. This right here is some straight bullllllllllllllllllllllllshit.

are you working on containerizing .Net apps or something? My v. limited experience w/ Docker (in a linux environment) is that it's neat once you wrap your head around it. But I can't imagine it's mature yet for Windows.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Vice President Lisa Ann

Within the next 20 years, it's going to just become normal political protocol for somebody to release all of their dick picks to some public forum several months before they announce they're running for office just so their opponents can't use it as an 11th hour surprise.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



hifi posted:

i dunno what "computer operator" positions are easy to break into anymore.

My current company hires a ton of "specialists" which basically are just trained in how the software works for all the different applications and then either exist as a competent tech support buffer between the customers and programmers and as the people who go to and train hospitals during their install periods on how the software works.

They basically hire anyone with a college degree, and the ones who are anywhere decent at it use it to get hired at hospitals or learn how the software really works and become programmer or dev support staff or go into management and forget everything they ever knew.

All I know is I wish other places I worked hired these people, holy poo poo did it suck having customers bugging us without a filter.

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Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

JPrime posted:

are you working on containerizing .Net apps or something? My v. limited experience w/ Docker (in a linux environment) is that it's neat once you wrap your head around it. But I can't imagine it's mature yet for Windows.

This is exactly the problem we have - we're primarily a Windows/.Net shop and fuuuuuuck Docker. I love having to roll out a multi gigabyte container image for every single piece of rear end service our "development partners" poo poo out whenever they make a change or if we patch Windows.

Seriously. gently caress Docker. gently caress Jenkins. gently caress DevOps and continuous build/deployment. gently caress information technology. gently caress Duke. gently caress Notre Dame.

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