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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Zyla posted:

what is fat mans word time tongith

9:00-9:08 est

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juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





extremely norm

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Epic High Five posted:

buddy not even trump knows what's gonna happen and he is absolutely the sort of dude to have them as a backdrop without telling anybody

just remembered that lady's fuckin eyebrows again, whoa my god

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


hungry for crepes n poo poo posted:

LBJ for sure did, but as a show of power

he tried to make sure he was always the tallest when everyone was seated so he shits himself that add on a bit of extra height

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
All the networks are going to regret giving him airtime lmao

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
powerfully 2019 news story

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



Is that his mom? Idgi

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


U-DO Burger posted:

dammit my kids will be awake so i can't watch it, gently caress you trump it's like you don't care about the west coast

yet another argument for californian independence

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

white sauce posted:

hahahaha how is this guy still free

white+rich parents gets you out of a lot of crimes in this stupidhell country

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Reality Winter posted:

All the networks are going to regret giving him airtime lmao

they'll keep loving that chicken until the marines are sent in to their studios to exterminate them all

hungry for crepes n shit
Aug 17, 2005


Reality Winter posted:

All the networks are going to regret giving him airtime lmao

and yet they will do it again the next time he asks

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

I wish this was true but it's very fake news.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

hungry for crepes n poo poo posted:

and yet they will do it again the next time he asks

the media are base heads for high grade Trump

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

campfire posted:

i wonder how many sitting presidents (lol) have poo poo their pants at the resolute desk, its probably a significant percentage

was the resolute desk around when polk was in office? lol

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars



i wouldnt bleieve trump could write down a sushi order, and all you gotta do for that is add the numbers

hungry for crepes n shit
Aug 17, 2005


smarxist posted:

powerfully 2019 news story



something baloogan something something tourist visa

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



skaboomizzy posted:

everybody's known for 20 years that R Kelly is a serial abuser of women and girls so I have no idea why someone interviewing other people about it has suddenly created this call to action

Same thing happened to Cosby. The times are changing and enough people said "Yeah, why the gently caress is he still running around?"

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

:hmmyes:

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1082767603511242753?s=21

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

I could really use a klan thunk and klan hmmyes emote today

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars



because the neo-nazi pivot is happening

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Lmao griftopia

https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1082735346998222848?s=19

it's cool how the law of attraction is real and works for the most dark ambitions of reactionaries. they all decided the world was ending and became preppers and they're actively creating the situation they're prepping for

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
cant wait for this lovely speech

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


smarxist posted:

Lmao griftopia

https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1082735346998222848?s=19

it's cool how the law of attraction is real and works for the most dark ambitions of reactionaries. they all decided the world was ending and became peppers and they're actively creating the situation they're prepping for

well of course

supply side jesus wouldn't like it if they were wrong

they might even turn out not to be his chosen people

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

If you think Trump's speech will begin on time or only run 8 minutes, you haven't been following the Trump admin very well.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
will he finally Lock Her Up on live tv?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
lol we're like only 2 months out from President pissbrains demanding we shoot refugees on the border, that the CARAVAN is coming to kill us all and keeping Are Troops in the desert over Christmas throwing Concertina wire everywhere they could and now he's gonna go on TV and say actually I want the wall money because I care so very deeply for these people who's children are cruelly being dissapeared into an Obama era program I don't even know about!

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
trump writing the speech himself is the thing I didn't know I needed and wanted.

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Billzasilver posted:

weird that LA newspapers are way better than anyone else’s

https://twitter.com/ma_franks/status/1082749326810591232?s=21

Thought this tweet was written by Many Anne Franks

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
trumps going to play some propaganda video of brown zombies walking across the border to devour the brains of white babies and the networks will let him

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Inspector Hound posted:

If I recall some numbers from the Carter page indictment fit into this part quite nicely

Off the top of the dome, banks that have given loans to Trump and former Chairman of the RNC Fundraising arm and potential cuckhold for Trump's illegitimate child Broidy was also involved

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
leaked sound clip from trump tonite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yyb1MQY0a8&t=21s

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Its going to be the fashiest, most racist piece of media ever

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

sigh, jared is dreamy

yes you can execute me now

and no i did not have the sound on, his voice ruins everything

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Origami Dali posted:

trumps going to play some propaganda video of brown zombies walking across the border to devour the brains of white babies and the networks will let him


WWE video package of ICE arresting A Wyatt Mann looking caricatures in the middle of drug deals and home invasions

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
so far today various informed sources close to the president have let the press know that stephen miller is writing the speech, that donald trump is writing it himself, that donald trump will declare a state of emergency, that donald trump will not declare a state of emergency, and that donald trump is considering declaring a state of emergency

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Reality Winter posted:

Who's fresh face we can use to rally support for our inhuman atrocities? Let's see here

i think there's a face in here somewhere...

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



i kinda wonder how many millions of people are going to be seeing president hairdo talk for the first time since the elections

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
This is gonna be the best speech in the history of speeches. It'll be in all the textbooks. We'll change the calendars to Before Speech and After Speech with 9 p.m. tonight as 0.0 -- yes the international dateline with change too.

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DOCTOR ZIMBARDO
May 8, 2006

pre-op bebop posted:

Thought this tweet was written by Many Anne Franks

“They are Annes Frank, thank you” - William Safire

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