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I'm the sheriff of broward county, and not only did my investigation into the Parkland mass shooting try to cover up my incompetence, my department is too lazy and stupid to be given free money by taxpayers.quote:Sheriff Scott Israel: Big talker, disastrous response in Parkland shooting
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Kurtofan posted:Its going to be the fashiest, most racist piece of media ever one, that sounds like quite an achievement two, seriously, you don't have to jack off to it in the thread
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EVERYBODY HAVE TRUMP TONIGHT (everybody have trump tonight)
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https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1082771203981537280?s=20
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Bethamphetamine posted:I'm the sheriff of broward county, and not only did my investigation into the Parkland mass shooting try to cover up my incompetence, my department is too lazy and stupid to be given free money by taxpayers. he should unironically be charged with the murder of all those children
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pre-op bebop posted:sigh, jared is dreamy Evem with the sounds off he looks like a plastic pee wee herman
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pre-op bebop posted:sigh, jared is dreamy nope, american prison for you
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Kurtofan posted:Evem with the sounds off he looks like a plastic pee wee herman kinkshame much, geez
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tonight is going to be so so so so good
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Oh gently caress yes now I have to watch this catastrophe
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Intel&Sebastian posted:lol we're like only 2 hours out from President pissbrains demanding we shoot refugees on the border, that the CARAVAN is coming to kill us all and keeping Are Troops in the desert over Christmas throwing Concertina wire everywhere they could and now he's gonna go on TV and say actually I want the wall money because I care so very deeply for these people who's children are cruelly being dissapeared into an Obama era program I don't even know about!
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SKULL.GIF posted:tonight is going to be so so so so good we gonna have a live thread?
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lol remember when NRA lady brought up the Puckle Gun at the Parkland debates
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  "gently caress is u beefing with... parliament?" is so good
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this is trunp's first public address since the election not counting that impromptu press conference
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redneck nazgul posted:we gonna have a live thread? ya, this one
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He's gonna read from a teleprompter the most milquetoast thing imaginable while clearly not believing a word of it. When Pelosi's televised response is that he's still not getting the wall, he goes full meltdown over twitter.
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dont be mean to me posted:one, that sounds like quite an achievement i only jack off to good thingsb plus ill be sleeping theres no way miller didny write trunps address
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THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR
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SKULL.GIF posted:tonight is going to be so so so so good
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Joementum posted:
that's a 12 gauge shotgun bolt action OR some weird hundred year old elephant round that's gonna shear the robber in half while also busting up the pavement to the base layer
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SKULL.GIF posted:this is trunp's first public address since the election not counting that impromptu press conference what about the time he told us we're bombing syria RIGHT THE gently caress NOW
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Jan 8, 2019 23:55
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Dem lawmakers attempt to shame man who literally has no shame.
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still cant believe the president was Capital P Presidential because he didn't poo poo himself or make a scene at HW's funeral
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Bethamphetamine posted:I'm the sheriff of broward county, and not only did my investigation into the Parkland mass shooting try to cover up my incompetence, my department is too lazy and stupid to be given free money by taxpayers. that guy really is a supreme shitbag. his attitude is literally "we did everything right, gently caress all of you (especially the kids who got shot)"
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Jan 8, 2019 23:56
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lol Stephen Miller and Trump were hanging out watching Fox yesterday and came up with some "JERK STORE!" level linguistic killshot for the border and they think it's so great they demanded the TV networks put president pissbrains on the tee vee so he can say it somewhere other than his lovely twitter account.
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Afraid of the titlee when i wake up
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Louisgod posted:trump writing the speech himself is the thing I didn't know I needed and wanted. anyone else writing it would require him to read it tho
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pre-op bebop posted:sigh, jared is dreamy 
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I was thinking about how the worst case scenario is that the President declares a state of emergency and uses the army to seize land from Americans to build a giant racism wall, but the best case scenario is that the president just rambles and whines and nothing happens, and I realized that the best case is also pretty bad Like, I really feel like five, ten, twenty, however many years ago "The President demanded prime time coverage on all major TV networks and used it just to make an incoherent speech that had no relationship to reality" would be a major loving crisis point for the country. But if it happens now we're all gonna be like wew we dodged a bullet! just the President being the President!
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i wonder if chris cillizza has already written his "today was the day trump finally became president" column
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moist turtleneck posted:still cant believe the president was Capital P Presidential because he didn't poo poo himself or make a scene at HW's funeral He had mega depends
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Hillary 2020 posted:Dem lawmakers attempt to shame man who literally has no shame. They’re just trying to give the germaphobe a panic attack
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hahaha that'll get him this time !!!!! impeach !!!
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Joementum posted:
You forgot to attach the page where someone said "The serial number for that gun is 3" lmfaoooo
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ugh why does this job posting ask for a resume AND a cover letter explaining "how im qualified" read the resume, ayholes gently caress it, thats gonna be my cover letter
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Intel&Sebastian posted:lol Stephen Miller and Trump were hanging out watching Fox yesterday and came up with some "JERK STORE!" level linguistic killshot for the border and they think it's so great they demanded the TV networks put president pissbrains on the tee vee so he can say it somewhere other than his lovely twitter account. "read my lips: build this gay wall now"
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