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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Samurai Sanders posted:

What country I mean?

good ol' USA

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Durf
Aug 16, 2017




haljordan posted:

i like when wynona shoplifted for seemingly no other reason than "lol why not"

ive shoplifted for checkout lines being too long

when they arrest me I'll be screaming Gabe Newell quotes on Cost vs Convenience

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Gringostar posted:

there is no ethical consumption under capitalism



wow i dont think ive seen her look prettier

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Slipped and fell on ice, waiting in ER to see if my arm is broken. Will try to follow the speech while receiving free Canadian healthcare.

Trump

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004


SHVPS4DETH posted:

what in the world

Somebody’s not getting some loving Pizza Rolls.

Basebf555 posted:

What is this "I can't drink, I have work tomorrow" poo poo? What, are you a surgeon or something?

Fun fact: a hangover does not preclude a physician from either inpatient or outpatient care.

In the Olden Days where doctoring was way more rad, we’d just give ourselves 1L NS via an IV line we placed ourselves.

Medicine is still a grift, but it was a poo poo ton cooler back in the day.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

MadJackal posted:

I love that AOC has embraced all the liberal stuff that the Internet Left spends all their impotent power railing on.

lol madjackal is at it again!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Durf posted:

ive shoplifted for checkout lines being too long

when they arrest me I'll be screaming Gabe Newell quotes on Cost vs Convenience

i shoplift beef jerky from walmart on the reg

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Is the sp33ch on

Cant sleep

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Samurai Sanders posted:

I've always been mystified by videos of those robot arm garbage trucks. Where are they used? Do they ever actually work right?

everywhere? yes, almost all the time?

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

univbee posted:

Slipped and fell on ice, waiting in ER to see if my arm is broken. Will try to follow the speech while receiving free Canadian healthcare.

Trump

sad you could be at home self-setting that arm and watching trump if you lived in america

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Just imagine how drunk

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



if we have robot arm trucks they aren't used where I live, because we have big communal dumpsters

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

univbee posted:

Slipped and fell on ice, waiting in ER to see if my arm is broken. Will try to follow the speech while receiving free Canadian healthcare.

Trump

canada, where you get your broken limbs fixed for free if you slip on a sidewalk, BUT you can't sue the property owner for a million dollars

it's impossible to say if it's good or bad

hungry for crepes n shit
Aug 17, 2005



Now who's doxxing who :pervert:

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


thread

theres a special Snapchat filter for trump speech

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Zyla posted:

wow i dont think ive seen her look prettier

Creeep

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i hope trump says the Fourteen Words

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

haljordan posted:

good ol' USA
Oh huh, I could have sworn I saw a discussion on Reddit about them and someone was like "oh yeah those are common in Australia".

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

jerry seinfel posted:

thread

theres a special Snapchat filter for trump speech

i roll to disbelieve

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






lol good thing people dont need to eat in march

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Chinatown posted:

i hope trump says the Fourteen Words

I'm sleepy. When do I get to eat my big Mac? Where is Ivanka?

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

If Trump actually sends the military to seize property on the border, people are definitely gonna get shot

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/WITCHES_WIZARDS/status/1066079221846560768

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won
hell ya trash tier brandy and vapin. trimmlp

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Gripweed posted:

If Trump actually sends the military to seize property on the border, people are definitely gonna get shot

:stoked:

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

dandelions will be sprouting by then, trees will have all sorts of edible layers under their bark

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





how often did this happen

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

there's no actual way trump is writing the speech btw. if that was unclear

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://i.imgur.com/qL7VQka.gifv

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Gripweed posted:

If Trump actually sends the military to seize property on the border, people are definitely gonna get shot

yeah hispanic looking people

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Durf posted:

how often did this happen



enough that it was a running joke

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Durf posted:

how often did this happen



It's a p good effect

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide


kinda cool, go ham on some disco biscuits

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Gripweed posted:

If Trump actually sends the military to seize property on the border, people are definitely gonna get shot
I figured there'd be an almost perfect overlap between people who would do that and people who see Trump as their benevolent king.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






rob van dam fukken owns

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Duscat posted:

dandelions will be sprouting by then, trees will have all sorts of edible layers under their bark

got a video to teach me?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/alex_mallin/status/1082702905692569604

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
lmfao an 80 dollar an hour minimum wage would be the most popular thing of all time if it was real

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