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Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

MikeJF posted:

Beyond was awesome, Trek 09 had its moments, I wish Simon Pegg was running the franchise.

People really need to give Into Darkness another shot, because it's not nearly the rehash of Wrath of Khan that it's treated as (there are like two scenes, and a few lines of dialogue, that get twisted / revamped, and that's it). Nemesis is, by far, the bigger rehash of Wrath of Khan, down to the science officer sacrificing himself to save the ship. Its biggest sin, as Farmer Crack-rear end and I have said on previous occasions, is that it essentially does a full reset on the Kirk / Spock / McCoy dynamic, especially in how it reverts Kirk and Spock into being assholes to one another.

It's not like Marcus being a dumbass evil admiral is a new thing to Trek. The Vengeance is genuinely cool (especially that badass engine roar while in warp). The sets were redesigned pretty well, especially the plaza and Engineering. And Giacchino's score is great. No one can speak ill of "London Calling" with a straight face:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfP6o-61e2s

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Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Timby posted:


Its biggest sin, as Farmer Crack-rear end and I have said on previous occasions, is that it essentially does a full reset on the Kirk / Spock / McCoy dynamic, especially in how it reverts Kirk and Spock into being assholes to one another.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfP6o-61e2s

Totally, especially since the cribbed Wrath of Khan death scene makes zero sense since Spock and Kirk seem to hate one another.

Personally, I wouldn't have minded that "homage" as much if it didn't feel so contrived due to this.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
I will never understand the vitriol some in this thread have for ST09 (and Beyond, to a lesser extent). It’s greatest sin is being fun.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Big Mean Jerk posted:

I will never understand the vitriol some in this thread have for ST09 (and Beyond, to a lesser extent). It’s greatest sin is being fun.

https://entertainment.theonion.com/trekkies-bash-new-star-trek-film-as-fun-watchable-1819594814

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

I still enjoy a lot about '09, it just feels a little shallow. It's good slick entertainment loosely based on the premise of Star Trek.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
ST09 has a weak vision of Kirk and Spock’s character, a weak performance by Quinto, and a weak villain; its desire to be a fun romping movie is too much at odds with its ridiculously high stakes. STID is in some ways better conceived but it has another weak vision of Kirk and Spock’s characters, another weak performance by Quinto and some serious idiot writing — the fact that it is not as big a rip off of Wrath of Khan as another, worse movie does not make it good in itself. STB is the best written of the three but has another really weak villain unfortunately.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Remember when Sulu had a sword that one time? What if... get this... what if it was a samurai sword this time

Wungus
Mar 5, 2004

09 was okay compared to half the trek films. Into Darkness aggressively, obnoxiously bored me. I forgot there was even a third one. These are my opinions thanks for coming to visit!

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Into Darkness has one of my low-key favorite lines: "I think we're helping him." Great pithy way to sum up Kirk's dawning realization of the relationship between man and superman. I wish they had done a little more with the cat-and-mouse if they had to include Khan, and as it was they relied way too much on the audience's knowledge of the character.

In my head canon he's still one of the other prisoners, protecting Khan by assuming his identity.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

I too prefer to think Cumberbatch was playing a random augment and nobody knows any different because Khan was so effectively erased from history.

Also, Cumberbatch should have joined the drat crew into the next movie.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
remember when khan shot all those guys, so badas, 11/10 i lov film

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Timby posted:

Part of me wonders, considering all the shows that are in development, if CBS yanked Paramount's film license.

That's an interesting thought. Les Moonves was the single biggest factor holding up a re-merger of CBS and Paramount, wasn't he? Maybe with him out of the picture they're planning for it and decided to kill the Trek branch that wasn't aligned with their shows.

Or maybe Paramount's broke and can't spend the money on any big movie that isn't Transformers or Mission: Impossible...?

Evek
Apr 26, 2002

"It's okay. I wouldn't remember me either."
Paramount desperately want a Marvel or DC juggernaut of a shared universe but it's just not going to happen. Transformers crapped out after The Last Knight and I have no idea how the new one is doing. Universal tried too but that was an even bigger failure with their Dark Universe poo poo.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


The new one(transformers) is a critical and fan darling but barely break even at the box office

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
Beyond is probably the best Trek made since the end of DS9 but that's damning it with some extremely faint praise.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

AlBorlantern Corps posted:

The new one(transformers) is a critical and fan darling but barely break even at the box office

Has it opened in China yet? IIRC Transformers films do pretty well there.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Star Trek 09 is weird in that the central arc happens entirely in the first act and the rest of the flick isn't about anything.

Well, not anything relatable.

"If a future version of a person you hate says that you're friends in an alternate timeline, go ahead and trust them" doesn't exactly hit close to home.

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
All the reboot movies have been decent but I have no real desire to rewatch any of them, which I think for Star Trek in particular is pretty damning. I could watch Wrath of Khan, Voyage Home, Undiscovered Country, Generations, or First Contact any day of the week.

Karl Urban as McCoy was the best part of the new movies.

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer
The fact that even people that liked these movies can't be bothered to look at them again is telling

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

Big Mean Jerk posted:

I will never understand the vitriol some in this thread have for ST09 (and Beyond, to a lesser extent). It’s greatest sin is being fun.

I don't hate ST09 or anything, but this whole argument annoys the hell out of me because it was literally being made by people before the film even came out. Like I guarantee that Onion piece was written before anyone involved had actually seen anything, but because it was marketed as hip new Star Trek! people drew battle lines almost immediately.

Beyond is great, though. It's not a classic, but I've seen it three times and I've enjoyed it every time.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

AlBorlantern Corps posted:

The new one(transformers) is a critical and fan darling but barely break even at the box office

It might be the only real G1ish movie we'll ever get and yeah it was pretty drat fun

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


Timby posted:

People really need to give Into Darkness another shot, because it's not nearly the rehash of Wrath of Khan that it's treated as (there are like two scenes, and a few lines of dialogue, that get twisted / revamped, and that's it). Nemesis is, by far, the bigger rehash of Wrath of Khan, down to the science officer sacrificing himself to save the ship. Its biggest sin, as Farmer Crack-rear end and I have said on previous occasions, is that it essentially does a full reset on the Kirk / Spock / McCoy dynamic, especially in how it reverts Kirk and Spock into being assholes to one another.

It's not like Marcus being a dumbass evil admiral is a new thing to Trek. The Vengeance is genuinely cool (especially that badass engine roar while in warp). The sets were redesigned pretty well, especially the plaza and Engineering. And Giacchino's score is great. No one can speak ill of "London Calling" with a straight face:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfP6o-61e2s

When did Timby the Wise abandon reason for madness? It's basically guilty of everything that your average-to-bad Marvel film does, and yet manages to also be offensive, borderline incomprehensible, and a toothless ripoff of a film that has an actual vision for what it wants to be besides "profitable."

Beyond is also pretty pedestrian and is even more of a Star Trek-as-MCU concept. It's just that it meets the minimum standards for a functional script and also isn't about jet fuel melting steel beams, which is good enough to make it the best Star Trek movie since 1991 :geno:. Star Trek is in a pretty sad state and has been mined out. The best reboot movies are "fine, I guess." They'd be better off making Star Trek movies with new characters since you at least then wouldn't have to deal with how disappointing the portrayals are.

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
One thing I will say about the new movies is that, JJ Abrams lens flare aside, they at least look like Star Trek. Discovery just looks like every other muddled underlit HDRified action movie from the last ten years. There's nothing unique about it.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
The new movies totally lack the visual style of TOS, they are much closer to the TOS movies which makes sense I guess. Disco as I’ve said since the beginning takes its aesthetic cues from Enterprise as much as JJTrek.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Kurtzman did an interview about the Picard Show and says that the destruction of Romulus in ST09 is going to have some influence on the story of the new series

http://trekcore.com/blog/2019/01/picard-star-trek-series-heavily-influenced-by-2009-romulan-disaster/

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice
Just watched First Contact for the first time in forever and yeah, it mostly holds up hella well. The Borg Queen is a bit of an obnoxious addition to the canon, yeah, but the only part that seems really bad upon reflection is the last big action sequence. Like, from the moment BQ says “Watch your future’s end” until Picard and Data leave engineering it just seems weirdly poorly constructed. Bad shot composition compounded by some pretty dated CG. Other than that, though, still a great movie.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Phylodox posted:

Just watched First Contact for the first time in forever and yeah, it mostly holds up hella well. The Borg Queen is a bit of an obnoxious addition to the canon, yeah, but the only part that seems really bad upon reflection is the last big action sequence. Like, from the moment BQ says “Watch your future’s end” until Picard and Data leave engineering it just seems weirdly poorly constructed. Bad shot composition compounded by some pretty dated CG. Other than that, though, still a great movie.
Still my second favorite after WoK

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Phylodox posted:

Just watched First Contact for the first time in forever and yeah, it mostly holds up hella well. The Borg Queen is a bit of an obnoxious addition to the canon, yeah, but the only part that seems really bad upon reflection is the last big action sequence. Like, from the moment BQ says “Watch your future’s end” until Picard and Data leave engineering it just seems weirdly poorly constructed. Bad shot composition compounded by some pretty dated CG. Other than that, though, still a great movie.

Yeah, bad canon addition but still cool for that movie.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I never really had a problem with the Borg Queen. Other than the Voyager writers, but not conceptually.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
I think she is poor as a villain in First Contact. All she does is smugly troll Data for no reason that is explained. “I am the Borg”, ok what does that mean, Data asks? There is no answer to this in the movie because the scriptwriters couldn’t think of anything for her to say other than more snide quips about how meat people are too dumb to understand her cunning plan. First Contact already kind of has too much going on so I’m not surprised they didn’t want to spend time fleshing her out, but she is a shallow character and the only reason she isn’t disastrous is thanks to the actress.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice
I also found out that on Voyager the Borg Queen is played by the same actress who had that scandalous kiss with Dax that one time, so technically Dax made out with a Borg.

Oh, and that same actress is Ollie’s mom from Arrow.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

skasion posted:

I think she is poor as a villain in First Contact. All she does is smugly troll Data for no reason that is explained. “I am the Borg”, ok what does that mean, Data asks? There is no answer to this in the movie because the scriptwriters couldn’t think of anything for her to say other than more snide quips about how meat people are too dumb to understand her cunning plan.

Sounds like someone's thinking in three dimensional terms!

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Someone before posted suggestions for 3 episodes each to give people a taste of each Star Trek series, what were those again? And did they have any for TAS?

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Someone before posted suggestions for 3 episodes each to give people a taste of each Star Trek series, what were those again? And did they have any for TAS?

TAS:
The one with spock time travelling
The one with more tribbles
The one with literal satan

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



skasion posted:

I think she is poor as a villain in First Contact. All she does is smugly troll Data for no reason that is explained. “I am the Borg”, ok what does that mean, Data asks? There is no answer to this in the movie because the scriptwriters couldn’t think of anything for her to say other than more snide quips about how meat people are too dumb to understand her cunning plan. First Contact already kind of has too much going on so I’m not surprised they didn’t want to spend time fleshing her out, but she is a shallow character and the only reason she isn’t disastrous is thanks to the actress.
I'm pretty sure she explained at some point that 'she brings order to chaos', meaning that she gives the Collective a direction. I do agree that they needed to flesh out her motivations more, but since we already know that the Borg want to assimilate everyone, it's kind of redundant

On Voyager they made the Queen a bit too human. She should be way more alien and disconnected, but she spent a bunch of time trying to get revenge on Voyager and trying to reclaim Seven, which makes no sense. Seven was not unique to the Borg whatsoever.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


FlamingLiberal posted:

On Voyager they made the Queen a bit too human. She should be way more alien and disconnected, but she spent a bunch of time trying to get revenge on Voyager and trying to reclaim Seven, which makes no sense. Seven was not unique to the Borg whatsoever.

Yeah that was dumb, the only way it could've possibly worked is if Seven had been the first Borg ever removed from the collective and that made the Borg lose its collective poo poo and need to re-attach its lost limb or something. But obviously way too late to try that as a storyline.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Someone before posted suggestions for 3 episodes each to give people a taste of each Star Trek series, what were those again? And did they have any for TAS?

Cythereal posted:

I had a strange thought this evening. A friend of mine wants three episodes from each pre-Enterprise Trek to watch to get an idea of it, and all three of my Voyager picks involve a sort of time travel and all in different ways.

Voyager certainly got creative with the time travel, I'll give it that.

My picks for him were:

Balance of Terror
City on the Edge of Forever
The Trouble With Tribbles

The Drumhead
The Inner Light
The Best of Both Worlds

Duet
Civil Defense
Rocks and Shoals
(Far Beyond the Stars honorable mention, but too similar to The Inner Light imo for this kind of sampler)

Year of Hell
Timeless
Living Witness

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




I'd sub 'Blink of an Eye' in on Voyager, it's a good standalone episode and a good example of Voyager's 'random anomaly' plots.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Tunicate posted:

TAS:
The one with spock time travelling
The one with more tribbles
The one with literal satan

Sounds good, though not the one with the Kzinti?

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Sounds good, though not the one with the Kzinti?

I'd swap out the time-travel Spock episode with the stasis box ep personally.

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