Donald TRUMP popped out doing the Chicken Dance

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Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

zegermans posted:

imagine projecting our power all over the earth in planes that look like this

the alternate timeline where Gore was president looking good and happy

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Good soup!: Nov 2, 2010; Can't post for 4 hours!

The 32X deserved to fail, the government should have known better

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mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

im the person spending my weekend debunking lee carter's class president promises to make sunny d free

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Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/Yair_Rosenberg/status/1083036616283832321

makes u think

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Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

lmao with all this horny fighter jet talk I'm starting to think that anti-porn video series may be on to something

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cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

time to make a Twitter account for Nazi Jack Dorsey since that isn't harassment

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juche avocado: Dec 23, 2009

zegermans posted:

The X-32 would have worked better for the marine special snowflake babby dick carrier version because it actually had mid-plane engine nozzles instead of a giant loving fan on a gear shaft keeping the plane aloft

except they weren't able to demonstrate vtol capability on the day the brass showed up. technical difficulties and also it's a prototype. that's kind of expected. rainchecks should probably be built into the schedule. _{yes there's an argument for the stance that boeing should've had it working}

and there were """"scheduling conflicts"""" when they were able to demonstrate vtol

and lockheed got the contract lol

(hmm what are all these payments from lockheed accounts that look awfully like bribes? hmm...)

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2DCAT: Jun 25, 2015; pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss; Gravy Boat 2k

Duscat posted:

farting on a picture of the king is literally treason

What about farting of a picture that itself has a picture of the king in it? :thunk:

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dont be mean to me: May 2, 2007; I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars

juche avocado posted:

american air power has been projected by big ugly mothers for a very long time it's basically a national tradition

also it's a working prototype so maybe a production version would get the Look Less Stupid kit added to all the block 5+ runs

$40,000,000 per plane to upgrade previous production runs to the Look Less Stupid standard

on the other hand "lol look at you dumbasses getting clowned by a plane that looks <~~~THIS~~~> STUPID"

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BUSH 2112: Sep 17, 2012; I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

zegermans posted:

imagine projecting our power all over the earth in planes that look like this

lol felix was totally right on CTH when he called it "Hapsburg military equipment"

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mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Bearjew posted:

lmao with all this horny fighter jet talk I'm starting to think that anti-porn video series may be on to something

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A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

Lockheed Martin will return to Favorite president's good graces by revealing the SR-72, which turns out to be a copy of the SR-71???

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docbeard: Jul 19, 2011

juche avocado posted:

also have you seen the f-35 it's not very pretty either

Of course not it's invisible

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haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

All military contracting is one giant grift and none of that poo poo ever works properly

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Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

mormonpartyboat posted:

please nws link this

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mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

https://twitter.com/GenePark/status/1083035387466010625

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Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

mormonpartyboat posted:

this makes me feel... uncomfortable

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Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

2DCAT posted:

What about farting of a picture that itself has a picture of the king in it?

only one way to find out

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mdemone: Mar 14, 2001

Atoramos posted:

He does your job but gets twice the pay and gets out after half the time purely because AOC wants to make sure your wife gets the attention she needs.

Can't argue with efficiency.

ties a handkerchief around a stick, strolls into sunset

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Good soup!: Nov 2, 2010; Can't post for 4 hours!

Novalogic made that F-22 Lightning sim series that had great gameplay like firing a missile at another target hundreds of miles away and waiting for 20 minutes and flying in a straight line at nothing for it to finally hit and you don't even get to see it unless you switch to a missile cam

maybe we should use the f-22 more idk

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Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

people it is not ok to want to gently caress a plane

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a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

cumshitter posted:

time to make a Twitter account for Nazi Jack Dorsey since that isn't harassment

The fastest I've ever been suspended for a tweet was when I insulted @jack lol

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.