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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

maffew buildings posted:

Does anyone know someone with a porn addiction who isn't a fundamentalist Christian?

terry crews

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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
He is a Bible man. Maybe replace fundamentalist with "devout"

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

hes still cool as gently caress

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

BFC is trying to figure out which foreign company is part of the Mueller case so they can short the stock.

:capitalism:

egyptian rat race
Jul 13, 2007

Lowtax Spine Fund 2019
Ultra Carp
This makes me feel better about sending out company-wide typos:

https://twitter.com/_manchez_/status/1083009845530374145?s=09

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!



Looking forward to opening Pornhub in six months and seeing "incest" porn being replaced with weird military hardware themed porn.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Handsome Ralph posted:

Looking forward to opening Pornhub in six months and seeing "incest" porn being replaced with weird military hardware themed porn.

And now, suggestive clips of mid air refueling.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



The dickbook came before it’s time :haw:

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Icon Of Sin posted:

The dickbook came before it’s time :haw:

It happens to everyone!

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

It happens to everyone!

Nice.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

dahiir inshat too hot for youtube collection 3 dvd set for just 5 easy installments of $14.99 offer also includes recurring$44.95 subscription billed weekly CALL NOW OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

It happens to everyone!

:boom:

egyptian rat race
Jul 13, 2007

Lowtax Spine Fund 2019
Ultra Carp

CommieGIR posted:

And now, suggestive clips of mid air refueling.

top_gun_volleyball_game.mov for the softcore crowd

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
The intro to Dr Strangelove for the arty types.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

Woodchip posted:

The intro to Dr Strangelove for the arty types.

The ending of Dr Strangelove for the GIP types.

egyptian rat race
Jul 13, 2007

Lowtax Spine Fund 2019
Ultra Carp

Woodchip posted:

The intro to Dr Strangelove for the arty types.

I like the intro to Apocalypse Now but that seems kinda vanilla

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


egyptian rat race posted:

I like the intro to Apocalypse Now but that seems kinda vanilla

There is no kink shaming here

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this

egyptian rat race posted:

I like the intro to Apocalypse Now but that seems kinda vanilla

When that dude said he loved the smell of napalm in the morning he really meant it.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


So that's a thing

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1083022011574747137

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/TopRopeTravis/s...ingawful.com%2F

Really glad I don't have a layover in the states for my vacation next week, not that I think TSA is so necessary, but because of delays from lack of man power, will to work

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
ACLU got BP to reveal some of their sketchy tactics for stops and arrests

https://boingboing.net/2019/01/07/cherry-picked-pretenses.html?fbclid=IwAR3aIQOT8y6XpmqHkjn_ftRltz2-zYPF6FV9pmlhU_iAncpDont58WGPLnA

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
our country grinding to a halt because of TSA quitting is something I didn't expect

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I can't wait until he is congratulating himself for the longest shutdown in US history.

El Mero Mero
Oct 13, 2001


countdown until there's a gay porn parody version called the Cumquer Series

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

That Works posted:

So that's a thing

I don't think Trump can really drive the GOP's share of the vote in California any lower but drat if he isn't trying as hard as he can

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Proud Christian Mom posted:

our country grinding to a halt because of TSA quitting is something I didn't expect

https://www.washingtonpost.com/transportation/2019/01/08/will-government-shutdown-affect-your-next-flight/?utm_term=.b48155440ade

This made me laugh out loud:

quote:

TSA officials have declined to detail the total number of screeners who aren’t showing up for work, saying that personnel who would provide those answers have been furloughed

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

tsa is redeeming themselves mightily imo

Serjeant Buzfuz
Dec 5, 2009

I guess if you're flying this week better bring some cash with you to tip the TSA haaha.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

StandardVC10 posted:

I don't think Trump can really drive California any closer to an independence movement but drat if he isn't trying as hard as he can

nwin
Feb 25, 2002

make's u think

My brother-in-law flew out of Logan yesterday and my mom flew out of Logan today-both of them said they didn't experience any slowdowns in security and things went just as quick as normal.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

nwin posted:

My brother-in-law flew out of Logan yesterday and my mom flew out of Logan today-both of them said they didn't experience any slowdowns in security and things went just as quick as normal.

Yeah, we may not begin to see any major impacts until after Friday, when people miss their first shutdown paychecks.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



What’s good for russia all the way down.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/AP_Politics/status/1082857277084893184?s=19


Ever expanding :thunk:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




I thought AP was supposed to be non biased lol

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

psydude posted:

Yeah, we may not begin to see any major impacts until after Friday, when people miss their first shutdown paychecks.

https://twitter.com/kathrynw5/status/1083064133866663937?s=19

Giving everyone the shits to own the libs.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002




Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

orange juche posted:

I thought AP was supposed to be non biased lol

This is what "unbiased" means in America - treating both sides of an issue as equally valid, no matter how ridiculous one of them might be.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
So, the mystery foreign company being subpoenaed by Mueller... is being represented by or involved with a law firm that has done a shitload of work for Russian beezenessmen.

https://twitter.com/eorden/status/1083068554369531904?s=19

It's kind of a :thunk: day.

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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

facialimpediment posted:


It's kind of a :thunk: day.

https://twitter.com/PhilipRucker/st...ingawful.com%2F

Hey AP, could use a fact check over here

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