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Horses are too sexy to be evil.
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Jan 9, 2019 21:36
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The Cheney in the background is a great touch.
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Jan 9, 2019 21:39
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Jan 9, 2019 21:43
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donquixotic posted:Horses are too sexy to be evil. 
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donquixotic posted:Horses are too sexy to be evil. Well hello, Mr Vice President
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Zzulu posted:That's because boobs are awesome? Why wouldn't we write about boobs?? 
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Jan 9, 2019 22:34
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This isn't really true as the penis is rarely the focus for women outside of sex scenes. It's abs and pecs and nice arms etc. Which they describe in detail in lovely female novels as well
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Jan 9, 2019 22:48
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Randaconda posted:CK2 is so great In the latest DLC they added an easter egg setting to the random map mode that'll randomly place the occasional animal kingdom with its own culture and name lists. So it's now possible that instead of contending with the mongols, you're being invaded by a horde of hedgehogs led by a Khan named Mr.Grumbles.
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Mr Luxury Yacht posted:In the latest DLC they added an easter egg setting to the random map mode that'll randomly place the occasional animal kingdom with its own culture and name lists. So it's now possible that instead of contending with the mongols, you're being invaded by a horde of hedgehogs led by a Khan named Mr.Grumbles. Oh yeah. I have Holy Fury, but I haven't messed around with the random mode much, I've kinda been waiting for CK2+ to be updated.
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Zzulu posted:This isn't really true as the penis is rarely the focus for women outside of sex scenes. It's abs and pecs and nice arms etc. Which they describe in detail in lovely female novels as well https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7upgaUAcjbc
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Jan 9, 2019 23:08
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Zzulu posted:This isn't really true as the penis is rarely the focus for women outside of sex scenes. It's abs and pecs and nice arms etc. Which they describe in detail in lovely female novels as well 
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Jan 9, 2019 23:12
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Tad woke to the Ray's of the sun, throwing up a little in his mouth, the Ray's cascading over his dank schlong. He farted, his manboobs sagging mournfully as he rolled over wishing to go back to sleep. He fell out of bed 4 hours later, putting on 6 year old gonch he found in a pile, his semi tumescant snausage getting caught in a moth eaten hole. He swampballed over to the couch, and tainted into a nap.
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Have you guys never read novellas designed for women? There are thousands of them and they're full of schlock sex scenes
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Zzulu posted:Have you guys never read novellas designed for women? There are thousands of them and they're full of schlock sex scenes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx-hRW_2ePk Vaguely  I suppose
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Zzulu posted:Have you guys never read novellas designed for women? There are thousands of them and they're full of schlock sex scenes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haxk7l1pBTM
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Zzulu posted:Have you guys never read novellas designed for women? There are thousands of them and they're full of schlock sex scenes Well, honestly, no. No I haven't. I just kinda assumed they were more about the guy cleaning your house and bringing your breakfast in bed rather than bringing their dicks up every two sentences. I mean, I have no idea what women find attractive aside from 'Doesn't talk about Jordan Peterson'    
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Men can write perfectly good female character descriptions without referencing boobs.  Zzulu posted:Have you guys never read novellas designed for women? There are thousands of them and they're full of schlock sex scenes It's not just the schlock sex scenes. The guys are on-demand fucktoys and the women are all-powerful seductresses who can rouse his throbbing veiny manhood to full attention with merely a whispered word in his ear. They're pretty hilarious and barely above internet fan fiction. Every man is a physically honed Adonis, usually closed off and aloof until the protagonist unlocks his heart and his tender soul, but also a raging horndog who goes full boner at the slightest touch or the scent of her hair. TBF the hair part is true, but only if she's a stranger and I'm sitting behind her on the bus.
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Zzulu posted:Have you guys never read novellas designed for women? There are thousands of them and they're full of schlock sex scenes I have not but I have read part of a Dragonriders of Pern novel, which is way more sexually hosed up than a male science fiction/fantasy writer who will usually just go '[female character] had nice titties and was totally into the cool and strong protagonist'. Of course, the men have Larry Niven, someone who felt his epic Ringworld series needed tons and tons of interspecies sex to set it apart
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Phlegmish posted:I have not but I have read part of a Dragonriders of Pern novel, which is way more sexually hosed up than a male science fiction/fantasy writer who will usually just go '[female character] had nice titties and was totally into the cool and strong protagonist'. And to think I had been meaning to get around to reading that
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C'mon, man.
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Gamemaster Anthony's RPG lit af
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tactlessbastard posted:And to think I had been meaning to get around to reading that I maintain that almost everything not involving sexy  is still fairly interesting if you like science-heavy SF. "Mankind explores giant mysterious alien artifact" sci-fi stories and explorations of "what would a really alien society look like" used to be more popular story-telling options for us speculative fiction autists. Nowadays it's all boobily-breasted vampires and nubily-donged werewolves doing police procedurals in post-apocalyptic steampunk zombiescapes. It makes Niven's occasional proto-facism and prurient paternalisms seem almost quaint. Stop making super-science boring or hateful, you nerds!Also, and trap sprung, etc.
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RareAcumen posted:C'mon, man. There's gotta be a way to get a smiley out of that.
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Attenborough is back on site
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Elevator Screamer posted:
mooooods cmon
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Beans beans the musical fruit... ...So eat your beans with every meal!
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Zzulu posted:That's because boobs are awesome? Why wouldn't we write about boobs?? Jack Nicholson took off his shirt. "Nice boobs, Sir," I said as I nodded approvingly, "once Mr Travolta and Mr Schwarzenegger arrive, we'll be ready to commence." I noticed his nipples twitch at hearing this. They reminded me of Lemmy's face. "Kid, I've got the tits to pull this off all by myself but I like you so I'll give it another ten minutes," Jack said, as he started oiling up.
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ThaGhettoJew posted:nubily-donged werewolves doing police procedurals Mods, name change pls.
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For what it's worth, the relationship was probably already passed its Prime.
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pseudorandom posted:For what it's worth, the relationship was probably already passed its Prime. She unchecked auto renew.
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They just couldn't Kindle any romance anymore.
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tactlessbastard posted:And to think I had been meaning to get around to reading that They're still good books, the first one especially. I would recommend that one at least. It's just that as the series goes on he starts putting more and more emphasis on this nonsensical ritual where members of different humanoid species have sex with each other when they meet. I don't even mind sex in science fiction generally, but I quickly started wishing he would shut the gently caress up about it, especially since it gets uncomfortably close to bestiality sometimes.
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