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a.lo posted:i bet it was that hard butterscotch candy for Chuck, and for Nancy it was the ones w/ the strawberry wrapper
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what if i told u if you eat this entire bag of sugar free gummies and not poo poo yourself i will reopen the government
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candy lobby got to trump before dems could and offered a great deal of the great big candy mountain used to build the wall
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so is candy how White House aides convince trump to sign stuff? is that why trump thinks candy will work on the dems?
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jerry seinfel posted:https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/952977495317458945?lang=en This is very real, you can see the jar of only red and pink in a bunch of WH photos.
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So Trump is going to tweet that he was going to share is favorite candy with Chuck and Nancy, but decided against it because of brain spiders
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c'était la fille de père noel, j'étais le fils du père fouettard
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expensive german black licorice variety bag
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*barges into sitroom* *throws fistfuls of root beer barrel candies* DEEEEAAAALSSS
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the word 'candy' shows up zero times in art of the deal 
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Iron Crowned posted:So Trump is going to tweet that he was going to share is favorite candy with Chuck and Nancy, but decided against it because of brain spiders he's gonna use their rejection of the peace candy offering as the reason for declaring national emergency
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MICHAEL COHEN: Listen you fucks. You're going to sign the contract and do the work, and when he stiffs you you're going to keep your mouths shut. And if you don't, I'm coming over to your house to kill your kids so it looks like YOU did it. Understand? [conference room door opens, TRUMP enters with a handful of Starburst] TRUMP: So we gotta deal here or what? COHEN: Great negotiating, chief. The candy move gets 'em every time!
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Buck Wildman posted:P sure it came up in Skyrim that that guy's in fact some hosed up serial killer Not surprised, Shapiro’s always seemed a little American Psycho
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Joementum posted:and this is absolutely the worst tweet that showed up when i searched for trump tweets with "walk" in them that account is.. something https://twitter.com/lenwdougleman/status/539570502923460609?s=21
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trump: i got peanut brittle, starbursts (red and pink are MINE!) i got peanut butter cups, toffee, caramel, dots, those candy monsters that dissolve really quickly that taste of chalk and come in a little box of like 3 at a time
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it was absolutely starburst. remember this great moment in trump candy deals?quote:During his controversial meeting with leaders of the G-7 less than two weeks ago, President Donald Trump allegedly threw two pieces of Starburst candies on the table in front of German Chancellor Angela Merkel, saying “Here, Angela. Don’t say I never give you anything.”
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Billzasilver posted:so is candy how White House aides convince trump to sign stuff? is that why trump thinks candy will work on the dems? lol at trying to bribe the libs and not using kale
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Kurtofan posted:c'était la fille de père noel, j'étais le fils du père fouettard it was Santa's daughter, I was the son of the bogeyman's father??
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One day I will sit before the president, and we will eat ice cream together, and he will have his traditional two scoops and serve me just one. Then I will add an additional two scoops to my bowl, without comment. And then I will take his jar of red starbursts, leaving him only the terrible pink ones. This will both be the crowning achievement of my life and the cause of my death.
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stopping by the Sugar Factory bulk candy store at Union Station to prepare for the art of the deal
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tenderjerk posted:the word 'candy' shows up zero times in art of the deal well I mean he didn't actually write it
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dems enjoy poo poo like spinach pancakes and trump thinks he can seduce them with candy
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this is an episode of 30 rock pretty sure someone just reused a plot
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Gonna try this in my performance review tomorrow
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if he was a serious negotiator he would've brought the supreme candy - root beer caps
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jerry seinfel posted:https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/952977495317458945?lang=en Man, it must rule to be senile and the president.
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Joementum posted:it was absolutely starburst. remember this great moment in trump candy deals? the moment mutti decided she would not run in 2021
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*Trump brings a bowl of M&Ms to the meeting* Sir, all of these M&Ms are brown. Trump: 
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maybe trump should have tried passing out wall-ther's originals
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1/9/2019 - Kevin Hart continues to sanctimoniously gently caress that dead horse.
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Homeless Friend posted:Man, it must rule to be senile and the president. one would think so, but this one seems very grumpy for some reason
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