Donald TRUMP popped out doing the Chicken Dance

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/559895336270200833

# ? Jan 9, 2019 23:35

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# ? May 31, 2024 23:59

peepeepants: Oct 9, 2001; I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

a wall we can get behind or get in our behinds?

https://twitter.com/klara_sjo/status/1082347353875599360

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tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

https://twitter.com/LanieLou5/status/1083129862406266880

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jerry seinfel: Jun 25, 2007

Shageletic posted:

lol

what is with these loud mouthed strident white dudes having very small faces

# ? Jan 9, 2019 23:35

Ben Nerevarine: Apr 14, 2006

Asproigerosis posted:

In job interviews, when they say why are you leaving company trump and/or why do you want to work for us at company TRUMP! what is the proper way to say I got hosed over by having my position and responsibilities changed to something I am not interested in doing without my consent?

"my role has changed and I'm not passionate about the work I'm doing now"

# ? Jan 9, 2019 23:36

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://twitter.com/politico/status/1083128803222831104

Cool

# ? Jan 9, 2019 23:36

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Elephanthead posted:

Isn't NAFTA a Bush law? Why would Dems care? Oh no we are going to stop exploiting the Mexican market and every US corporation that has relocated there is going to suffer. Just suggesting this should crash the market bigly.

the market is 90% imaginary money so most of it depends on how investors feel at the moment

# ? Jan 9, 2019 23:36

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

smarxist posted:

let's spitball the next 30 days;

pressure continues grinding on GOP/Trump about shutdown, he grumbles more about a NATIONAL EMERGENCY, the senate dunks him in the garbage with a big omnibus bill that gets veto proof majority

the government re-opens and mueller report drops, he either cuts a deal to resign or spends the rest of his term as radioactive as the chernobyl elephants foot and the GOP tries to start memory holing this entire debacle

You must be new to the thread.

Trump doesnt give a poo poo about reality. Whatever happens he's gonna say he won and 37% of the voting pop is gonna agree.

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Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/vwang3/status/1083124149789302785

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

every night i go to bed horrified by the things i have posted

then every morning i rise fresh to post again

# ? Jan 9, 2019 23:36

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

Durf posted:

Remember this

lol

# ? Jan 9, 2019 23:37

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Zyla posted:

every night i go to bed horrified by the things i have posted

then every morning i rise fresh to post again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjGXn249Fc0

# ? Jan 9, 2019 23:37

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

Zyla posted:

every night i go to bed horrified by the things i have posted

then every morning i rise fresh to post again

same except haven't posted

# ? Jan 9, 2019 23:38

Buck Wildman: Mar 30, 2010; I am Metango, Galactic Governor

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/LanieLou5/status/1083129862406266880

NOW WITH KUNG FU GRIP

# ? Jan 9, 2019 23:38

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Asproigerosis posted:

In job interviews, when they say why are you leaving company trump and/or why do you want to work for us at company TRUMP! what is the proper way to say I got hosed over by having my position and responsibilities changed to something I am not interested in doing without my consent?

Say you organized, documented and perfected the process and procedures of your last position so well that they handed it off to lower paid employees and assigned you to a dead end job that is not challenging. Give examples of all your shitposting.

# ? Jan 9, 2019 23:38

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Marx Headroom posted:

also this process took about 50 years for them to figure out

well conservatives are known for being pretty loving stupid and low intelligence

# ? Jan 9, 2019 23:38

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Zyla posted:

every night i go to bed horrified by the things i have posted

then every morning i rise fresh to post again

Every night I go to bed horrified by the things I have seen posted

Then every morning I rise fresh to Trump again.

# ? Jan 9, 2019 23:39

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

oh no, the coast guards are going to starve to death. who the gently caress is gonna.... guard our coasts. bahahaha

# ? Jan 9, 2019 23:39

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

postponingpostponing7postponingpostponing7d

# ? Jan 9, 2019 23:40

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

if you love the coast so much there's fuckin fish in there and poo poo, go crazy.

# ? Jan 9, 2019 23:40

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

I did a thing posted:

postponingpostponing7postponingpostponing7d

oh I love that song

# ? Jan 9, 2019 23:41

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

FactsAreUseless posted:

lmfao that the Dems have no comeback to "yeah and?"

I mean what do you even say to that

if you�ve asked him if he cares and he says no there�s not much else you can do to continue the conversation, especially if he runs out like a little baby

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Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

brugroffil posted:

https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1083113575525371904

🐢 wants his judges so fuckin bad

# ? Jan 9, 2019 23:41

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

That DICK! posted:

if you love the coast so much there's fuckin fish in there and poo poo, go crazy.

its not called the coast buffet idiot

# ? Jan 9, 2019 23:41

Calibanibal: Aug 25, 2015

they're called the coast guard because they cant afford gas for their boats. they just push off the dock and coast along

# ? Jan 9, 2019 23:41

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

brugroffil posted:

https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1083113575525371904

that's not how the government being closed works mitch

# ? Jan 9, 2019 23:41

Asproigerosis: Mar 13, 2013; insufferable

Thinkin bout an EEOC lawsuit

# ? Jan 9, 2019 23:41

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

That DICK! posted:

if you love the coast so much there's fuckin fish in there and poo poo, go crazy.

oh they do

my dad was in the coast guard and he has dozens of stories of them getting bribed with fish, stealing lobsters out of traps, and tons of free booze

# ? Jan 9, 2019 23:42

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Squizzle posted:

🐢 wants his judges so fuckin bad

well yeah gotta get ready to replace rbg in a month. turtleman should start motion for a replacement right this very minute

# ? Jan 9, 2019 23:42

Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/LanieLou5/status/1083129862406266880

DO NOT PURSUE LU BU

# ? Jan 9, 2019 23:42

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

why would donald trump want the coast guard to be unfunded??? :thunk:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBHYbeg2nao

# ? Jan 9, 2019 23:42

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Zyla posted:

oh they do

my dad was in the coast guard and he has dozens of stories of them getting bribed with fish, stealing lobsters out of traps, and tons of free booze

You're a cop kid!

# ? Jan 9, 2019 23:43

LGD: Sep 25, 2004

Yinlock posted:

that's not how the government being closed works mitch

doesn�t matter, it�s not like Mitch has any qualms about baldly lying on an ongoing basis

# ? Jan 9, 2019 23:43

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

https://twitter.com/PostOpinions/status/1083129179535826945

# ? Jan 9, 2019 23:43

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

A Soro's trained MKUltra BOT w/ a powerful PR Firm

# ? Jan 9, 2019 23:44

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

Asproigerosis posted:

Thinkin bout an EEOC lawsuit

Not that you can't, but it takes forever, has a high burden of proof for anything that isn't an adverse impact case, and will harm you in all future career prospects in your industry even though that's illegal. Absolutely do it if you have proof, but have a plan for your life along the way.

Source: I studied this poo poo.

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A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

The J in Donald J. Trump stands for WALL! :snoo:

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Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

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That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

Zyla posted:

oh they do

my dad was in the coast guard and he has dozens of stories of them getting bribed with fish, stealing lobsters out of traps, and tons of free booze

lobsters and fishes that belonged to the seas. and what does america have to show for the wealth it showered upon your father? a dipshit son and 24.99 crab legs down at the costco. god drat america

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Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Ben Nerevarine posted:

the Virgin Little Eye vs the Chad Beholder

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