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Asexuals should be relentlessly made fun of. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jan 8, 2019 17:23
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Biplane posted:Asexuals should be relentlessly made fun of. Don’t be a dick.
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Jan 8, 2019 17:39
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Jurgan posted:Don’t be a dick. Something something asexuals dont have dicks LOL
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Jan 8, 2019 18:12
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Biplane posted:Something something asexuals dont have dicks LOL 
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Jan 8, 2019 18:14
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:It’s like me as a white-skinned jew claiming to be a PoC. Are my experiences as a minority valid and worth being heard and addressed? Hell yeah! Are they a PoC experience? Hell no! How did Jews, as a people, get so many of the good stereotypes? We've got tons of bad ones, sure, but why is no other race ever accused of secretly ruling the world? Lizardman doesn't count as an actual race, btw. I want to see some dumb conspiracy about how Maori infiltrators are behind every bank.
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Jan 8, 2019 19:25
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Domus posted:How did Jews, as a people, get so many of the good stereotypes? We've got tons of bad ones, sure, but why is no other race ever accused of secretly ruling the world? Lizardman doesn't count as an actual race, btw. I want to see some dumb conspiracy about how Maori infiltrators are behind every bank.
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Jan 8, 2019 19:43
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the preferred nomenclature is "Ice Warrior" btw
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Jan 8, 2019 19:44
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GreenMetalSun posted:Today, in Real Things That Definitely Happened: Wait, gay people can't bring their kids to pride events?
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Jan 8, 2019 20:07
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Araenna posted:Wait, gay people can't bring their kids to pride events?
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Jan 8, 2019 20:17
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Pastry of the Year posted:the preferred nomenclature is "Ice Warrior" btw Never heard anyone refer to Jewish people as Ice Warriors, but okay. Might be a regional thing.
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Jan 8, 2019 20:21
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There needs to be something like the skeleton plugin that changes "international bankers" to "ice warriors."
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Jan 8, 2019 20:38
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Araenna posted:Wait, gay people can't bring their kids to pride events? Only if they are proud of them, and this couple is clearly ashamed of their inclusionist child.
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Jan 8, 2019 21:29
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Can we keep in mind that the issue here isn't how people identify, the issue is people fantasising about being discriminated against, thrown out of their home, rejected by parents etc, to the point that they make up stories about it happening to them on the internet to feel special. That's so hosed up it beggars belief.
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Jan 9, 2019 00:31
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The only part I believe is that a soprano would make this up.
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Jan 9, 2019 01:25
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GreenMetalSun posted:The only part I believe is that a soprano would make this up. Seventy Five Jurors
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Jan 9, 2019 01:30
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Danaru posted:Seventy Five Jurors They'll call in a bunch of people, many will be dismissed right off the bat (for instance, if they have opera rehearsals) then the ones that aren't will be assigned different cases and the lawyers involved will ask questions and dismiss certain members. 75 wouldn't be an unusual amount for the initial step before they're assigned to a case.
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Jan 9, 2019 01:40
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Are defendants normally present at jury selection? That seems like a weird waste of their time.
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Jan 9, 2019 01:58
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hyperhazard posted:Are defendants normally present at jury selection? That seems like a weird waste of their time. In Canada, yeah they are. I can't speak to how it works in America or other countries though. Oddly enough, 'but I have opera rehersal!' isn't grounds for dismissal (here in Canada), but 'my opera singing is my family's primary source of income' would be.
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Jan 9, 2019 02:44
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hyperhazard posted:Are defendants normally present at jury selection? That seems like a weird waste of their time. I was tapped for jury duty in 2017 and made it to Jury Selection for the one case on the docket that didn't go to a plea deal and yeah, the defendant was present with his lawyer.
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Jan 9, 2019 02:57
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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/aug/17/martin-shkreli-trial-jurors-wu-tang-clan
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Jan 9, 2019 02:59
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Nth Doctor posted:I was tapped for jury duty in 2017 and made it to Jury Selection for the one case on the docket that didn't go to a plea deal and yeah, the defendant was present with his lawyer. You don’t HAVE to be present but it’s a real dumb idea to not be.
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Jan 9, 2019 03:09
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Aerox posted:You don’t HAVE to be present but it’s a real dumb idea to not be. I HAD to be present, because let's get society to function, yo. I spent the whole day playing Pokemon Platinum trying to catch Mespirit.
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Jan 9, 2019 03:25
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Nth Doctor posted:I HAD to be present, because let's get society to function, yo. I spent the whole day playing Pokemon Platinum trying to catch Mespirit. Speculating here but I think they mean the defendant, not themselves or any other random juror.
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Jan 9, 2019 04:26
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the defendant is there w/ their counsel so they can ask the judge dismiss jurors that they think would unable to unbiasedly sit on the juror bench
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Jan 9, 2019 05:08
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Speculating here but I think they mean the defendant, not themselves or any other random juror. Yeah, sorry, I didn't mean you. If you're a defendant (or a plaintiff in a civil case for that matter) showing a jury you don't even give enough of a poo poo about your trial to show up to jury selection while they all have to sit there for days is not a winning move.
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Jan 9, 2019 06:09
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Jan 9, 2019 20:40
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Fake story but my wife was also awkward asking me to get her adult diapers right after we had our child and I had to remind her that I don't give a poo poo about that kind of thing
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Jan 9, 2019 20:53
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THE BIG DOG DADDY posted:Fake story but my wife was also awkward asking me to get her adult diapers right after we had our child and I had to remind her that I don't give a poo poo about that kind of thing Yeah I like the sentiment of the story and I feel the same way. Love these stories with inspiring monologues that nobody in real life would do though. It's like reading a script for an episode of Grey's Anatomy.
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Jan 9, 2019 21:19
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THE BIG DOG DADDY posted:Fake story but my wife was also awkward asking me to get her adult diapers right after we had our child and I had to remind her that I don't give a poo poo about that kind of thing Well one of you three was clearly going to give shits at that time.
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Jan 9, 2019 21:30
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I don't like that fake dad didn't correct her on 'squeamish.'
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Jan 9, 2019 22:55
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https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1083030582291058689Danaru posted:Seventy Five Jurors hyperhazard posted:Are defendants normally present at jury selection? That seems like a weird waste of their time. I had US federal jury duty in December. There were about 90 of us and we each answered the questionnaire in turn in front of the judge, plaintiff, defendants, and all of their legal counsel. The judge asked people to go into detail a lot of times, and he asked a fairly well known radio host from the area for his signature line. I can kind of believe a judge asking someone to sing a line or two, but it still probably didn't happen.
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Jan 10, 2019 00:30
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The most stdh part is Ted Cruz himself saying “pretty cool” I also question whether he’d have a jew as a good friend
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Jan 10, 2019 00:41
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:The most stdh part is Ted Cruz himself saying “pretty cool” He meets his Jewish friends in a hipster coffee shop where they listen to other people whisper about how sexy his beard makes him look.
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Jan 10, 2019 00:49
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:The most stdh part is Ted Cruz himself saying “pretty cool” He thinks he has a Jewish friend. Most likely he has an acquaintance who grits his teeth while Cruz tries to convert him. Sandwich Anarchist posted:Yeah I like the sentiment of the story and I feel the same way. Love these stories with inspiring monologues that nobody in real life would do though. It's like reading a script for an episode of Grey's Anatomy. The only thing that makes me uncomfortable buying pads is that there seem to be hundreds of varieties and I worry I’ll get the wrong kind. I’ve learned to send photos before buying for my wife. Aerox posted:Yeah, sorry, I didn't mean you. It depends on what phase of selection you’re in. The first stage (in my experience) is simply determining “can you be on a jury at all,” and if you’re approved then they assign you to a pool for a specific case. At that point, the defendant and the attorneys will be there to make sure you’re okay to be on that specific case.
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Jan 10, 2019 03:04
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Jan 10, 2019 03:12
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Jurgan posted:He thinks he has a Jewish friend. Most likely he has an acquaintance who grits his teeth while Cruz tries to convert him. If Cruz's roommate is anything to go on, most people probably grit their teeth in discomfort when meeting him.
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Jan 10, 2019 03:13
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Chuck Schumer confirmed it happened pretty much exactly like that.
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Jan 10, 2019 06:05
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This did technically happen, but I guess you mean not in the way he described it?
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Jan 10, 2019 06:50
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"works" Also we should probably not post every tweet Trump lies in or Lowtax's spine will crumple under the load.
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Splicer posted:"works"
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