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CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

not caring here posted:

You assume that any of that information is classified, and not just purposefully withheld from Joe to gently caress with him.

'Need to Know'

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

I know it's 2019 and all, but I'm not buying it :colbert:

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

not caring here posted:

You assume that any of that information is classified, and not just purposefully withheld from Joe to gently caress with him.

You'll get your chance to prove otherwise at court-martial, bub.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Kawasaki Nun posted:

You'll get your chance to prove otherwise at court-martial, bub.

But her emails.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I know it's 2019 and all, but I'm not buying it :colbert:

True

crazyivan45
Apr 30, 2008
Didn’t that come out before the election as well? I remember seeing it discussed before but I think it was drowned out by BUTTERYMALES!!1!

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I know it's 2019 and all, but I'm not buying it :colbert:

Here's the whole episode:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1D2ynASqe4

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Johnny Five-Jaces posted:

"hipster car dealership" is among the most cursed phrases I have ever heard.

It’s a joke about that insane Jacob Wohl freak who keeps making up stories about conversations he hears at liberal hipster coffee shops.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Well, gently caress me silly

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one
I'm watching Trump talk about the wall, apart from the normal word salad, has anyone mentioned to him that all the "nasty" stuff he keeps talking about all comes in by boat? Off the top of my head, the Coast Guard, JIATF South and West might have something to say about it as it's their literal job.

This is just getting mental now.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Hexyflexy posted:

I'm watching Trump talk about the wall, apart from the normal word salad, has anyone mentioned to him that all the "nasty" stuff he keeps talking about all comes in by boat? Off the top of my head, the Coast Guard, JIATF South and West might have something to say about it as it's their literal job.

This is just getting mental now.

Is there any point? He just says whatever he wants and goes back to his room to watch what Fox has to say about it and it ain't like they're going to fact check him.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Hexyflexy posted:

This is just getting mental now.

Lindsey Graham has given up on any compromise after one whole day, Trump basically thinks everyone's as dumb as he is, and he's talking about wheels again in front of a table full of drugs.

https://twitter.com/evanmcmurry/status/1083446747358060545?s=19

Where we're going, we don't need walls.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Hexyflexy posted:

I'm watching Trump talk about the wall, apart from the normal word salad, has anyone mentioned to him that all the "nasty" stuff he keeps talking about all comes in by boat? Off the top of my head, the Coast Guard, JIATF South and West might have something to say about it as it's their literal job.

This is just getting mental now.

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1083377436409192453

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

The democrats' last offer was 1.2 billion in border security funding that could be used for current barriers or some such.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

facialimpediment posted:

Where we're going, we don't need walls.

I think "A wheel is older than a wall" crashed my brain.

e: I can't listen to your president speak, I find it physically painful to parse what the hell he's trying to say.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

the dude can't say expensive either, "expenseves"

This isn't anything new but i dunno why this irritates me..

Oh wait...yeah nevermind

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1083451119723048963

more on his ancient wheel theory

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008






Checkmate, libs.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Hexyflexy posted:

I think "A wheel is older than a wall" crashed my brain.

e: I can't listen to your president speak, I find it physically painful to parse what the hell he's trying to say.

I'm there with you, I can barely read the tweets

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Hexyflexy posted:

I think "A wheel is older than a wall" crashed my brain.

e: I can't listen to your president speak, I find it physically painful to parse what the hell he's trying to say.

I've gone out of my way to avoid hearing him talk. At this point I only have to hear the anger mango in public waiting rooms that are playing the news.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Did he have a stroke?

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009
Border wheeeeeel

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Syrian Lannister posted:

Did he have a stroke?

We're not that lucky

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Perfect thing you want to have showing at a briefing.

https://twitter.com/AaronBlake/status/1083454785993494534?s=19

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009



what a way for Jim Ross to go

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
so john mcaffe is going to run for president in 2020. hes the anti-virus/crazy libertarian/whale fucker and this is his campaign manager

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1083189621586984965

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Is this before or after he cuts off and eats his own dick for bitcoin not going TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

donnie wondering how he can clear the room to get at the bricks of coke

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

EBB posted:

donnie wondering how he can clear the room to get at the bricks of coke

They're blocks of paper, wraps of drugs don't look like that. Which is amusing me as every time the camera pans down I keep thinking I'm looking at a legal office.

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



Next exam I give I am asking my students which is older: walls or wheels. They will know the correct answer.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Gettimg the military to build the wall would cause a coup?

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/johnupton/status/1083387896403505153

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Holy hell track down these animals and crush them to death under their own stupid loving vehicles.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

Kill them (to death)

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

pantslesswithwolves posted:

Bigly, strong steel slats. Hear the wailing and pleading of the brown hordes of criminal rapist minors and marihuana smugglers as they throw themselves on its impassive and steadfast surface. Indestructible. Impossible to breach.

Until, y’know, someone cuts holes in it with simple tools like a blowtorch or saw.

https://twitter.com/jyarow/status/1083351276337934336

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

That genuinely made me laugh out loud :D

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008




:golfclap:

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

EBB posted:

donnie wondering how he can clear the room to get at the bricks of coke

hell,

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010

You can graze a lot of cows on that there fed land.

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Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!



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