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remember that story in the bible about the dude who cut the dick tips off like a thousand corpses and put them in a sack so he could gently caress the king's daughter
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Short man talks to bubble audience receives bad feedback https://twitter.com/jbouie/status/1083167968991854599 Facts don't care about your feelings.
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Jan 10, 2019 16:11
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I like how one of them decided to just randomly wear a native american headress, just to class things up Or is that some kind of Mardi Gras hat? Are good Christian womyn allowed to go to Mardi Gras? I don't even know
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Jan 10, 2019 17:32
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@DeplorableChoir
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Jan 10, 2019 17:34
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https://www.deplorableshow.com/live lol
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Jan 10, 2019 17:36
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 if you make the drive to Ohio though and skip Portland, you can get much fancier tickets  e- I'm so confused at the ticket pricing  Morphix has issued a correction as of 17:45 on Jan 10, 2019 |
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Jan 10, 2019 17:41
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if I could get a free ticket I'd go just to get video of how empty it is
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Jan 10, 2019 17:50
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rhyming “guns” with “wieners of our sons” may be a bit too on the nose
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Jan 10, 2019 18:07
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wait did they really say that i thought that was a hypothetical anti semitic line
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Jan 10, 2019 18:11
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Alan Smithee posted:wait did they really say that I read it as a dig at trans people tbh, 99% of Americans do not give a poo poo about circumcision
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Jan 10, 2019 18:14
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Lets not get into a derail about tipping again
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Jan 10, 2019 18:17
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It's definitely trans people because they're one of the top scary monsters that conservatives like yelling about.
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Jan 10, 2019 18:27
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Pro tip: the bigger and better the penis, the better the vagina it makes. There are ways to do it otherwise, but it’s much easier with a good dick. Trans people ain’t gonna cut that poo poo off if they can avoid it, they need it. Also by the time you’re doing sexual reassignment surgery she definitely isn’t your son any more.
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Jan 10, 2019 18:38
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TulliusCicero posted:I like how one of them decided to just randomly wear a native american headress, just to class things up Lmao what's up with the red text?
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Jan 10, 2019 18:45
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purple death ray posted:I read it as a dig at trans people tbh, 99% of Americans do not give a poo poo about circumcision there is a small but vocal anticircumcision community online that equates it with FGM and within that group there is a fair percentage that seem to consider it foisted upon americans by (((outsiders))) but yea, it could be referencing any number of the ways chuds externalize their deep-seated penis anxiety
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Jan 10, 2019 18:52
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Mel Mudkiper posted:remember that story in the bible about the dude who cut the dick tips off like a thousand corpses and put them in a sack so he could gently caress the king's daughter wait what? I know the old testament is basically an acid trip at times but seriously wat
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Jan 10, 2019 18:55
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Sarcopenia posted:I'm pretty sure that she's wearing it to piss of people for cultural appropriation. And she probably has a smidgen of native ancestry that she's going to pull out if anyone mentions it. Could even be another bad Elizabeth Warren joke.
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Jan 10, 2019 19:10
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joylessdivision posted:wait what? I know the old testament is basically an acid trip at times but seriously wat it's not a random dude, it's future-king and messiah-progenitor David. The king's daughter was well keen and so david has to go collect some bad dude's foreskins in a war before the king's alright with it. King ends up getting mad envious about his sick music skills and understanding of how to throw rocks at big lads, so kidnaps her back.
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Jan 10, 2019 19:21
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Sarcopenia posted:Lmao what's up with the red text? I said that the Doom Slayer from 2016 Doom didn’t need a female version because there’s like no gender to even think about with that character.
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Jan 10, 2019 19:21
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joylessdivision posted:wait what? I know the old testament is basically an acid trip at times but seriously wat The non-canonical bible is cool as hell too... Jesus gibs some dude who is laying in the street for not getting out of his way, and he also fights a dragon.
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Jan 10, 2019 19:32
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Alan Smithee posted:wait did they really say that you morons are overthinking it They are just crying about how men are emasculated and oppressed by feminist SJW Democrats etc
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Jan 10, 2019 19:36
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Arivia posted:Also by the time you’re doing sexual reassignment surgery she definitely isn’t your son any more. I don't think a bunch of people who proudly call themselves "deplorable" are going to understand this.
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Jan 10, 2019 19:43
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I love cutting off the dicks of white men, as instructed by the leader of A.N.T.I.F.A.
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Jan 10, 2019 19:51
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Hellsau posted:I love cutting off the dicks of white men, as instructed by the leader of A.N.T.I.F.A. Dicks are the key ingredient of the ANTIfA super soldier serum but only if they from straight white male gamers
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Jan 10, 2019 20:15
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Is the David’s foreskins thing associated with the practice of circumcision? I can’t tell if that would be weirder, if the Jews had two different unrelated foreskin beliefs
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Jan 10, 2019 20:42
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Spangly A posted:it's not a random dude, it's future-king and messiah-progenitor David. The king's daughter was well keen and so david has to go collect some bad dude's foreskins in a war before the king's alright with it. King ends up getting mad envious about his sick music skills and understanding of how to throw rocks at big lads, so kidnaps her back. I grew up Catholic so most of my memory of King David stories were "He killed Goliath and was a king" bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:The non-canonical bible is cool as hell too... Jesus gibs some dude who is laying in the street for not getting out of his way, and he also fights a dragon. See this is what the poor kids in catholic school need more of, stories of their lord and Savior fighting loving DRAGONS. Although I can see why Jesus killing a dude for being in his way might not play so well with the image they're aiming for, although he does gently caress up everybody in the temple that one time. I seem to remember some apocryphal story of Jesus as a kid killing one of his friends because he pissed him off or something. Brought him back to life after either Mary or Joseph told him to cut the poo poo.
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Jan 10, 2019 20:46
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joylessdivision posted:I grew up Catholic so most of my memory of King David stories were "He killed Goliath and was a king" the original version iirc he doesn't bring the kid back but then it got revised to he brought him back then people just stopped writing the whole bit down because the messiah bitch slapping a kid to death didn't gel with the buddy jesus thing going on lately
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Jan 10, 2019 20:49
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https://www.wweek.com/news/schools/...gs-against-him/ If you don't know this guy quote:Boghassian, who teaches philosophy of education at PSU, conspired with two colleagues to submit more than two dozen satirical papers to feminist theory and race-studies journals, in an effort to prove those disciplines are academically fraudulent.
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Jan 10, 2019 21:28
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Former DILF posted:Is the David’s foreskins thing associated with the practice of circumcision? I can’t tell if that would be weirder, if the Jews had two different unrelated foreskin beliefs yea, imagine u want to marry ivanka but donald won't approve unless u get 100 mexicans to pay for the wall. same deal also, in regards to anticircumcision and quasinazi garbage: 
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Jan 10, 2019 21:31
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Blast of Confetti posted:the original version iirc he doesn't bring the kid back but then it got revised to he brought him back then people just stopped writing the whole bit down because the messiah bitch slapping a kid to death didn't gel with the buddy jesus thing going on lately Holy poo poo, what? Is there something I should search for to read up on this, because that is bonkers. Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:yea, imagine u want to marry ivanka but donald won't approve unless u get 100 mexicans to pay for the wall. same deal Wow. That is, uhh, something.
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Jan 10, 2019 22:31
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Isn't there some other old testament circumcision story where the heroes trick their enemies into all getting circumcised, and while they are in pain and recovering they murder the gently caress out of the lot of them?
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Jan 10, 2019 22:36
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:yea, imagine u want to marry ivanka but donald won't approve unless u get 100 mexicans to pay for the wall. same deal Can someone find the hilarious crossover comic from some dude who drew a pro-Isreal superhero where he berates Circumcision-Man?
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Jan 10, 2019 22:46
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Credit where credit is due, at least they didn't draw the rabbi as one of those old timey racist caricatures with the gigantic nose and rat-like facial features.
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Jan 10, 2019 22:53
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CPL593H posted:Credit where credit is due, at least they didn't draw the rabbi as one of those old timey racist caricatures with the gigantic nose and rat-like facial features. Seems pretty racist dog.
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OldTennisCourt posted:Seems pretty racist dog. Oh I didn't say it wasn't racist. I just was making a note of it being very slightly less racist than usual. I wasn't expecting that. CPL593H has issued a correction as of 23:03 on Jan 10, 2019 |
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Jan 10, 2019 22:58
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CPL593H posted:Oh I didn't say it wasn't racist. I just was making a note of it being very slightly less racist than usual. I wasn't expecting that. I think in the actual comic he is very ratlike.
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Jan 10, 2019 23:25
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Kung Food posted:Isn't there some other old testament circumcision story where the heroes trick their enemies into all getting circumcised, and while they are in pain and recovering they murder the gently caress out of the lot of them? genesis 34. bad prince kidnaps and rapes the king's daughter, then falls in love with her and wants to marry her and "live as one people" to make peace. the jews say ok but only if you all get circumcized like us. they agree and then the raped girl's brothers slaughter them all to avenge their sister. practically feminist by bible story standards
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Jan 10, 2019 23:30
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:genesis 34. bad prince kidnaps and rapes the king's daughter, then falls in love with her and wants to marry her and "live as one people" to make peace. the jews say ok but only if you all get circumcized like us. they agree and then the raped girl's brothers slaughter them all to avenge their sister. practically feminist by bible story standards First they cut their dicks then we cut their throats
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Jan 10, 2019 23:41
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AnimeIsTrash posted:https://www.wweek.com/news/schools/...gs-against-him/ Hah. Ruining your tenure track/reputation to prove you're a huge dick.
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lmao @ foreskin mans awesome hero symbol of a dick in its protective skin sheathe
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