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campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

Its Coke posted:

There's an SJW in my class but she's a generally chill person and not treating me with contempt or even suspicion for being a white male, and it's making me reconsider a few things

uhh

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



triple sulk posted:

i will NEVER shut down the government

cortez cuck eh

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

mormonpartyboat posted:

you're on the couch watching netflix when your toilet calls to you, asking if you really are sure you don't have to take a poo poo right now

I can get behind this Black Mirror world

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Joementum posted:

looks like attorney general matthew whitaker has some competition at this year's CES



not gonna lie, the heated seat part is very appealing to me

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

rip bader ginsberg

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
i can't flush yet, dave

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



graham isnt convincing anyone that the shutdown made him more depressed than mccain dying

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Shear Modulus posted:

graham isnt convincing anyone that the shutdown made him more depressed than mccain dying

People were depressed that McCain died?

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
damage control
https://twitter.com/AlexNBCNews/status/1083497065844490240

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
person from 2039: still can’t believe Trump was able to nominate 5 justices!

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
:v: is a form of :V typically used in the following context: ":V" as the 7th line after spamming 6 lines of your brain vomit into IRC

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
:v:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Zyla posted:

not gonna lie, the heated seat part is very appealing to me

yeah but you can get toilets with heated seats that don't also have a microphone sending a recording of all your shits to jeff bezos

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

Iron Crowned posted:

People were depressed that McCain died?

calling lindsay "people" is a bit of a stretch

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Joementum posted:

looks like attorney general matthew whitaker has some competition at this year's CES



people will buy this, too

people will be delighted to have their toilet contain an always-on internet-connected microphone designed to extract marketable consumer information

Vishass
Feb 1, 2004

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

lol i was expecting a description of one in that pose the mythbuster guy was doin in his

I know I don't want to see this but uhhh... say what now?

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Its Coke posted:

There's an SJW in my class but she's a generally chill person and not treating me with contempt or even suspicion for being a white male, and it's making me reconsider a few things

uh what

as in why are you referring to her by a term you know to be inflamatory

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

:shittydog:

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


paranoid randroid posted:

in the event it isnt see if she knows wtf emotion :v: signifies plz im going out of my mind

I always thought that it was a visual pun on “Waka Waka”, the thing that Fozzie Bear says after making a joke that is dumb by design

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Joementum posted:

yeah but you can get toilets with heated seats that don't also have a microphone sending a recording of all your shits to jeff bezos

hold on..... i'm beginning to see the appeal of this "smart" toilet :hmmyes:

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert


flay yourself and peel off that milky skin to repent you coward

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Nichael posted:

bring back life and times of tim

:hai:

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Its Coke posted:

There's an SJW in my class but she's a generally chill person and not treating me with contempt or even suspicion for being a white male, and it's making me reconsider a few things

Is this post real

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

l loving hate SJWs and I WILL ban all of them from these forums. It's the de-Tumblrfication of SA!

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
oh hey toilet...yeah I really shouldn't eat like that...I know....I know....I'm sorry....


DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Iron Crowned posted:

I can get behind this Black Mirror world

black mirror is what the water in the bowl looks like when I'm done.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


other hilarious name puns from the 00 election was BORE, the fusion of bush/gore that was in no way distinguishble from either one of them because they both tried for the center as much as possible

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars



Until people look the other way again

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/AlexNBCNews/status/1083497065844490240

:lol: He's changing his tune from earlier today.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Joementum posted:

yeah but you can get toilets with heated seats that don't also have a microphone sending a recording of all your shits to jeff bezos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

cuck

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

oh wait the internet is insane so I can't make that joke lmao

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

FactsAreUseless posted:

l loving hate SJWs and I WILL ban all of them from these forums. It's the de-Tumblrfication of SA!

FAU's taken off the mask! Look out!

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
:tem:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Jon Joe posted:

:v: is a form of :V typically used in the following context: ":V" as the 7th line after spamming 6 lines of your brain vomit into IRC

:v

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Its Coke posted:

I don't know we haven't really talked politics

Are you just on too many levels of irony right now or what

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

FactsAreUseless posted:

l loving hate SJWs and I WILL ban all of them from these forums. It's the de-Tumblrfication of SA!

You'll have to get through me and my social justice axe first binch

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

FactsAreUseless posted:

l loving hate SJWs and I WILL ban all of them from these forums. It's the de-Tumblrfication of SA!

greetings

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

does the bezos toilet aggregate poop analytics bc if it can tell me the weight of poops i take in a year with some pretty graphs im fuckin sold

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dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Jon Joe posted:

FAU's taken off the mask! Look out!

FAU's had the mask off for rather a while

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