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loquacius posted:
Not seeing it is probably the problem.
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I don't see why 400 pound guy is bed ridden anyway. That's not can't get to the toilet heavy. I was 380 in high school and regularly went on 3 mile runs. I knew a guy in college who was close to 500 and still walked around on his own. You need to be more in 600 pound territory to be even close to bed ridden due to weight. Even a completely sedentary person would need to consume over 6000 calories a day to maintain a bed ridden weight so yeah eat less. Get off your lazy rear end.
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Jan 10, 2019 16:37
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I want to believe, but claiming credit for a Reddit Confession is like the laziest fakeposting. If you're real, housebound goon, altering your diet should be functionally easy if emotionally difficult. Ask your provider/girlfriend to rid the house of your poo poo food, give her your debit card, and charge headlong into a reduced but healthy diet. By the time your sufficiently ambulatory to do anything about it you'll be acclimated to the new diet. It will suck but it's not detox level bad. Edit: Confessor said he gained 300 lbs and his girlfriend was just estimating. Assuming he was around average before he could easily be pushing 5 bills. Chef Boyardeez Nuts fucked around with this message at 16:52 on Jan 10, 2019 |
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Jan 10, 2019 16:38
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I just love the cross thread synergy!!
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Jan 10, 2019 17:11
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Imagine reading through the r/relationships thread to laugh at people, and you see your own life 
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Jan 10, 2019 17:24
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Fatgoon: eat a bunch of salad every day. You don't have to eat nothing but salad, but eat a lot of it. You'll poo poo pretty good. taking a good dump always cheers me up. Also, if you really want that roomba to work good, you have to pick up a lot of stuff off the ground. I have to pick up all my chairs, and some floor mats and stuff. Get them shits off the ground.
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Jan 10, 2019 18:09
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loquacius posted:Fatgoon Assuming this is real, if you need help to fuckin roll your fat rear end over, you ain't takin care of anyone when they're sick and/or tired.
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Jan 10, 2019 19:31
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I feel like it'd be really hard to gain 300 pounds from a "temporary injury". Most of the people on those TV shows have been working at their weight gain for years and years, and there are a lot of signs before you get to the point where you're completely bedridden and unable to care for yourself.
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Jan 10, 2019 19:35
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Yeah I didn't want to say anything about it at the time since it's boring when this keeps coming up, but since it's based on a recent post from a thread that has a lot of overlap with this one and has several improbable or straightup unbelievable elements in it I'm thinking troll here
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Jan 10, 2019 19:38
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I know it's a troll, but... Being a caretaker for someone is loving exhausting. It's hosed up to depend on your girlfriend for poo poo like that. Like, really imagine being responsible for someone. As in, they end up with bedsores without your help. They live in squalor without your help. They will sit in dirty diapers and get rashes without your help. They could straight up diewithout your help. Can you imagine how stressful that is for the average person, with no medical experience, to have to deal with 24 hours a day every day? ESPECIALLY when the person you care for has options for treatment, but refuses to pursue them? Or actively makes it worse by continuing to do things that hurt their health?* And yet, you act as if it's unfair to you because now you have to pay for the services she was providing you for nothing in return. Seriously, the best you can do is say you "support" her while she's sick or tired (which I would guess is all the time). How do you "support her" exactly? I gained a bunch of weight due to overeating when my father died, and medication changes. Because of physical disability, I suddenly found myself at a weight where I couldn't exercise due to pain. So I got a gastric bypass, and made actual, meaningful changes to my diet that I kept up with afterwards. I weight around 265 at my highest, and have lost about 120 pounds. It's a life changing surgery that requires hard work and dedication, and has some chances for some really bad complications. I'm lucky that the worst I have is an ulcer and worse hypoglycemia. But if you're bed bound, the chances of it being worse for you than that is pretty slim. And if you're on government assistance, you should have it covered by medicaid or whatever insurance you have. I was on medicaid managed care and it didn't cost me a cent. *Yes, I have dealt with this, and yes, I am bitter Edit: I was overweight when I started gaining by 30 to 40 pounds (I would fluctuate a bit). So I gained about 50-70 before realizing "Holy poo poo this is bad and I can't lose this easily like I used to because of the extra pain from all the weight, I need to do something". Certainly not 300 pounds. And if I couldn't get a gastric bypass, I would have done the same keto diet they have patients go on before the surgery and stayed on it until I lost enough to at least exercise regularly again. Because more weight equals more pain if nothing else. Also, it's been 5 years, I'm in more pain than ever, and still haven't regained. While gaining weight because of an injury or disability happens, gaining 300 pounds is ridiculous to blame on anything but yourself. Araenna fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Jan 10, 2019 |
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Jan 10, 2019 19:39
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Espen and Euterpe are not what I would call good names, but leaning on the "THINK OF THE CRUEL CHILDREN BULLYING" post is really out-of-date. Espen and Euterpe are going to grow up and go to school with countless Bryndynns, Kloeys, Arraiols, [phoneme]aydens, Mekenzies, and so on. Espen will barely be a blip on the radar.
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Jan 10, 2019 20:10
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It’s true. I’ve had three kids start kindergarten over the years and the names get weirder every time. Neither of those would register, really. I was having a talk with the mother of one of my youngest’s classmates (because my kid also has an unconventional name) and she mentioned her son. I was pretty sure she said his name was “Raven” and I was like “oh, that’s cool.” Then she was all “No, Draeyven” which she then spelled out for me. burial fucked around with this message at 20:45 on Jan 10, 2019 |
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Jan 10, 2019 20:31
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burial posted:It’s true. I’ve had three kids start kindergarten over the years and the names get weirder every time. Neither of those would register, really. The name Draeyven has long-standing historical significance in Dark Elf culture
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Jan 10, 2019 20:33
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burial posted:It’s true. I’ve had three kids start kindergarten over the years and the names get weirder every time. Neither of those would register, really. Dræyven actually 
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Jan 10, 2019 20:33
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I don’t know what is wrong with my posting skills today. I had previously edited to say it might actually have been “Draevyn” based on this other kid’s name which is not the same kid. 
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Jan 10, 2019 20:39
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hope your last name starts with an a because being espen 2 would be embarrasing
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Jan 10, 2019 20:41
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burial posted:I don’t know what is wrong with my posting skills today. I had previously edited to say it might actually have been “Draevyn” based on this other kid’s name which is not the same kid. King Bhoomi
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Jan 10, 2019 21:42
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bhoomi is a loving great name
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Jan 10, 2019 22:20
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sandoz posted:bhoomi is a loving great name I agree! Bhoomi is a little Indian(?) girl. She sits at my daughter’s table and is, by all accounts, very nice and friendly.  I wasn’t actually counting that one as a weird name because I, maybe wrongly, assumed it wasn’t uncommon for her culture.
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Jan 10, 2019 22:31
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burial posted:I agree! Bhoomi is a little Indian(?) girl. She sits at my daughter’s table and is, by all accounts, very nice and friendly. No, I don't think it is. I just can't not associate it with King Bumi
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Jan 10, 2019 22:53
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No commentary today, too tiredquote:I found out recently that my brother is cheating on his 8 month pregnant wife with a college freshman half his age. She's a new hire in the company and my sister in law obtained some pretty incriminating texts, including nudes taken at work. She was naturally upset by this and has been pretty hysterical about the whole thing. So I did what any normal brother would do. I sent the pictures anonymously to his boss and the HR contact, informing them of what they have been doing at work. He got suspended and they are considering the same with her. quote:I realize this is much more E/N fare than anything, but I'm not at a point where I'm willing to publicly air my dirty laundry in front of goons. That poo poo doesn't go away, but so far the advice here has been very helpful and recent developments have me wanting to know what you guys think.
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Jan 11, 2019 13:35
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loquacius posted:No commentary today, too tired quote:gently caress them both and I hope he is never allowed to see his son after it is born. Jesus Christ, that's terrible what he's doing, but you'd do that to your own brother? Yikes. quote:
I hate to step on anyone's else territory but you really should consider doing some radical self surgery in the nether regions
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Jan 11, 2019 14:19
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burial posted:I agree! Bhoomi is a little Indian(?) girl. She sits at my daughter’s table and is, by all accounts, very nice and friendly. Bhoomi means land/the earth/the world depending on context
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Jan 11, 2019 14:44
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tactlessbastard posted:Jesus Christ, that's terrible what he's doing, but you'd do that to your own brother? Yikes. Since the brother, at least given what we’re told, is a lovely person, it’s almost understandable... until you consider the fact that his soon-to-born kid and said kid’s mother are probably going to want/need him to be able to contribute financially if nothing else. That’ll be tougher if he can’t find another job. Dodoman posted:Bhoomi means land/the earth/the world depending on context Nice! I meant to look it up yesterday, but I’d forgotten. Names are so cool.
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Jan 11, 2019 14:44
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tactlessbastard posted:Jesus Christ, that's terrible what he's doing, but you'd do that to your own brother? Yikes. You can't really choose your siblings. Sometimes they're unrepentant assholes.
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Jan 11, 2019 15:26
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tactlessbastard posted:Jesus Christ, that's terrible what he's doing, but you'd do that to your own brother? Yikes. The brother must look up to Newt "I left one of my wives while she had cancer to marry another woman" Gingrich.
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Jan 11, 2019 15:34
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Ex-girlfriend goon: She's feeling depressed and was calling to have some positive human contact. Don't read too much into it and keep moving on.
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Jan 11, 2019 17:19
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Brother goon. Marry your brothers sister. Raise the child as your own.
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Jan 11, 2019 21:10
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LingcodKilla posted:Brother goon. Marry your brothers sister. Raise the child as your own. This ended badly in Deadwood.
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Jan 11, 2019 21:31
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El_Elegante posted:This ended badly in Deadwood. Who said the advice had to be good?
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Jan 11, 2019 21:32
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Ex girlfriend goon i just want to echo the other good advice given in teh thread and suggest that you cut off your dick. It'll help you find yourself in this situation and help you move forward from your rocky past, move forward and move on from your past.
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Jan 11, 2019 21:54
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Ex-gf goon, forget her. She's an ex for a reason. Like someone said above, she's reaching out for positive contact. The fact that she reached out to an ex rather than her current boyfriend should be a red flag, as well as being on a double dose of depression meds (I'm not saying there is anything wrong with taking antidepressants, just that she's probably not in the best headspace right now.) It sounds like you're still hung up on her. You said you were doing ok before she called. Do you really want to start walking backwards on that? Because it doesn't sound like she's doing all that well and she's a lot more likely to drag you down than you are to help her up. The Bible fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Jan 12, 2019 |
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Jan 11, 2019 23:36
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SciFiDownBeat posted:You can't really choose your siblings. Sometimes they're unrepentant assholes. Yeah, sometimes you get one that will maliciously get you fired for justice? i guess. I mean, it's not going to undo the cheating.
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Jan 11, 2019 23:47
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Did I misinterpret or am I really the only one that thinks depriving a cheated on (and hopefully soon-divorced) new mother of potential income is a bad call? She may need the alimony/child support, which she can’t get if he isn’t working or is working a shittier job.
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Jan 12, 2019 00:19
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If he cheats while you are knocked up with your child he’s an utter piece of poo poo that will cheat on you for the rest of the relationship. Best to get over it quick than come down with some disease that your husband will swear you got from a toilet seat.
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burial posted:Did I misinterpret or am I really the only one that thinks depriving a cheated on (and hopefully soon-divorced) new mother of potential income is a bad call? She may need the alimony/child support, which she can’t get if he isn’t working or is working a shittier job. No, you weren't! LingcodKilla posted:If he cheats while you are knocked up with your child he’s an utter piece of poo poo that will cheat on you for the rest of the relationship. Best to get over it quick than come down with some disease that your husband will swear you got from a toilet seat. Yeah, and hopefully he'll be in a position to make his child support payments!
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Jan 12, 2019 00:40
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tactlessbastard posted:No, you weren't! Thank-you for, if only momentarily, making me feel slightly more rocker-adjacent.
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Jan 12, 2019 00:49
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LingcodKilla posted:Marry your brothers sister.
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El_Elegante posted:This ended badly in Deadwood. No it didn't. They're making a new movie!
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loquacius posted:Is there some reason you can't masturbate yourself like everyone else because if so I didn't see it i've been laid up for like a week because i hosed my ankle up and i think if anything i lost weight. maybe gf leaving will mean one less person enabling him to eat himself to death
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