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Torrannor posted:I wonder if all those people clamoring for a wall ever looked to our side of the pond. From 2000 to 2017, 33.000 people drowned in the Mediterranean Sea trying to get to Europe. 33k! In less than 20 years! And that's only those we know about, the real number is likely quite a bit higher. A wall or barrier that can be crossed with relatively little effort compared to crossing the Mediterranean Sea will ultimately not deter all who try to get a better life in the US. Especially not if climate change really starts to kick in and devastates the poorer countries in America. Finally, the logically sound argument to defeat the CHUD menace.
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facialimpediment posted:https://twitter.com/notjessewalker/status/1083736624092139520?s=19 Florida and colorado do too, at least for 420 mile markers. I think most states that actually have highways longer than 420 miles have to tackle the problem sooner or later.
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We need a good buffer and I recommend starting from the Red River going south. Wall it off
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https://twitter.com/attackerman/status/1083737159239110657?s=19 Lol
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facialimpediment posted:https://twitter.com/notjessewalker/status/1083736624092139520?s=19 Meanwhile in Michigan, an entire I-69 with signs.
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Some lady was on the radio, talking about what federal workers are working without pay. Lol she named like ten kinds of cop, so I think I've changed my mind about the shutdown it's actually good
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DownByTheWooter posted:Some lady was on the radio, talking about what federal workers are working without pay. Lol she named like ten kinds of cop, so I think I've changed my mind about the shutdown it's actually good One of those groups of cops keeps backwoods retards from tearing down ancient trees to go loving 4-wheeling in a national park, so I'd kinda like it to end.
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EBB posted:Motherfucker saw it coming At risk of sounding like a dirty centrist; it’s the admin telling people Mattis said it, just like previous Presidents wish they would have built a wall. Mattis isn’t perfect but I don’t think he was a full on chud like Kelly was/is.
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Oxygenpoisoning posted:At risk of sounding like a dirty centrist; it’s the admin telling people Mattis said it, just like previous Presidents wish they would have built a wall. Mattis isn’t perfect but I don’t think he was a full on chud like Kelly was/is. Yeah I think it's them trying to push the blame on someone else, just like they do for everything. Mattis was pissed about mobilizing the troops to the border for political purposes, so it doesn't make sense that he'd be down with using USACE to build the wall.
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Meanwhile in Michigan, an entire I-69 with signs. No one wants anything from michigan unless it has four wheel drive.
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psydude posted:Yeah I think it's them trying to push the blame on someone else, just like they do for everything. Mattis was pissed about mobilizing the troops to the border for political purposes, so it doesn't make sense that he'd be down with using USACE to build the wall. Not to sound like I'm in denial but Mattis probably said something like "I won't have them do it unless it's a state of emergency"
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Really funny how for two years nothing happened on the wall with a unified government, then the week the opposition party takes over suddenly we have a government shut down and a potential state of emergency. Yup, really funny how that works. Reeeeeeeeal funny.
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bird food bathtub posted:Really funny how for two years nothing happened on the wall with a unified government, then the week the opposition party takes over suddenly we have a government shut down and a potential state of emergency. Also now is the time to slash entitlements
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Slim Pickens posted:One of those groups of cops keeps backwoods retards from tearing down ancient trees to go loving 4-wheeling in a national park, so I'd kinda like it to end. I was joking really but my favorite cop thing I've ever seen was definitely when a ranger patrolling our campground at Yellowstone stopped and knocked on door of the rv in the next site and told them quite sternly to "turn off the generator, it's quiet hours... No. Turn it off, now or I will turn it off." that's public service, boys
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Best Friends posted:Park rangers are the best cops because they did not become Park rangers to be cops and they act really embarrassed about their cop functions. I wanted that job when I was a kid, getting paid to walk around forests all day would be awesome.
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Best Friends posted:Park rangers are the best cops because they did not become Park rangers to be cops and they act really embarrassed about their cop functions. And often cop rangers who go too hard cop-mode answer to a park superintendent who is not a cop and thus reign in their dumbest tendencies, such as ticketing everyone with expired car tags or pot smokers instead of crushing people who poach, vandalize, etc.
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Best Friends posted:Park rangers are the best cops because they did not become Park rangers to be cops and they act really embarrassed about their cop functions. STOP loving WITH THE ENDANGERED WILDLIFE sounds cool/good, but rolling into a poachers’ camp with little backup sounds like a tough sell. They’ve got their own special agents too, akin to the FBI but there’s only like 30 of them total. The Investigative Services Branch of NPS sounds like they do a ton of “did this person fall off the cliff, or were they pushed off? 🤔” kind of work.
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Hexyflexy posted:I wanted that job when I was a kid, getting paid to walk around forests all day would be awesome. My wife had that job for a while. Starting pay is not great, but ramped up rapidly with a promotion or two working state parks in a not-broke state. Federal system is way more full with weirdos happy to work for nearly nothing and to get transferred across state lines regularly. That works better for trust fund granola types. She deliberately turned down the offer of LEO track. There was a cop who lived on site and the idea of writing people up for expired tags and pot was the worst to her.
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Icon Of Sin posted:STOP loving WITH THE ENDANGERED WILDLIFE sounds cool/good, but rolling into a poachers’ camp with little backup sounds like a tough sell. They’ve got their own special agents too, akin to the FBI but there’s only like 30 of them total. The Investigative Services Branch of NPS sounds like they do a ton of “did this person fall off the cliff, or were they pushed off? 🤔” kind of work. I personally feel more inclined to protecting animals and wildlife (park ranger) than protecting humans (normal cop)
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Nice and hot piss posted:I personally feel more inclined to protecting animals and wildlife (park ranger) than protecting humans (normal cop) 
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Eugene V. Dubstep posted:I've seen like 20 variations on this joke so far GEE THANKS FOR INFORMING ME HOW HELPFUL
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She could've been a cool tree cop, let stoners off with warnings, but slap illegal camp fire assholes with fines, arrest poachers, check fishing permits, etc. People do plenty of wrong poo poo in the parks, overlook the stupid poo poo and bust the real troublemakers.
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Nice and hot piss posted:I personally feel more inclined to protecting animals and wildlife (park ranger) than protecting humans (normal cop) Yeah this honestly sounds awesome and I'd move across the US to do it.
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I always got "forest ranger" on those elementary school career quizzes. If I was able to work without worrying about cost of living or what I was paid, I'd 100% be in the woods as a guide or ranger. I've done a little industrial rope access and I'd jump at the chance to do something like YOSAR if I wasn't worried about money.
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I think this thread had it before, but If you havent seen it; The Department of Environmental Conservation (DEC) Basic School for Uniformed Officers video. Intresting bits start around 1:15 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJG66CoOLwc
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:She could've been a cool tree cop, let stoners off with warnings, but slap illegal camp fire assholes with fines, arrest poachers, check fishing permits, etc. People do plenty of wrong poo poo in the parks, overlook the stupid poo poo and bust the real troublemakers. Or she could have just not been a cop, because she did not want to be a cop. Also the cop culture was pretty gross, and it wasn't until the superintendents crushed them that they even remotely stopped being a boys' club full of cops mostly trying to just gently caress with pot users, hit on female co-workers, and drunk driving their state-government cars off the road.
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Erghh posted:I think this thread had it before, but If you havent seen it; The Department of Environmental Conservation (DEC) Basic School for Uniformed Officers video. That actually looks like a ton of fun....
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