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Schnorkles posted:https://twitter.com/matthewstoller/status/1083730226599915526 I alwayts thought Roberts Rules of ORder were some sort of ancient english tradition named after some old king, but nope it was some idiot troop in the 1800s with too much loving time
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triple sulk posted:wondering what i should have for lunch https://twitter.com/ChelseaClinton/status/839261470047240192
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It makes a spsssssssssssss sound and also a hitting water sound
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crossposting from the ukmt, someone looked at the advice column in the uk equivalent of the national review/federalist and HOLY gently caressGonzo McFee posted:The Spectator advice column gives a real look into the mundane lives of bitter, old, psychotic middle class fash. Spoiler, they're all petty, pedantic and miserable.
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zegermans posted:I alwayts thought Roberts Rules of ORder were some sort of ancient english tradition named after some old king, but nope it was some idiot troop in the 1800s with too much loving time Being tripped does not hurry up and buy a fidget spinner that says waiting
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i make a noise when i pee, it's me screaming TRUMP as loud as possible at my piss and i continue to shout it until all of the piss is gone
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triple sulk posted:wondering what i should have for lunch Bibimbap
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triple sulk posted:wondering what i should have for lunch STROMB
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I hate this post on so many levels Clinton Virtue signaling about healthy type and minimal quantity of pancakes consumed Misshapen pancakes Denying Charlotte (a child? A pet?) pancakes
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Apraxin posted:crossposting from the ukmt, someone looked at the advice column in the uk equivalent of the national review/federalist and HOLY gently caress lmfao this poo poo slaps, especially the last one
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triple sulk posted:wondering what i should have for lunch Costco dog
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Schnorkles posted:https://twitter.com/matthewstoller/status/1083730226599915526 lol the top reaction being an angry and unironic "why doesn't she want to learn from our example?" is about as telling as anything anybody would need to hear uhhhh maybe because you're super unpopular with the people who actually vote for you, people who you hold in open contempt, and your entire history is one of abject failure and total loss of control culminating in losing to one Donald John Trump?
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I had the actual Optimus Prime that this is based on as a kid, it was real big.
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Intel&Sebastian posted:The Critic and Dr. Katz okay strong contenders on the tier I will admit
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shovelbum posted:I hate this post on so many levels If it makes you feel better her parents are Bill and Hilary Clinton
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Thoguh posted:Uh, what noise do you make when you pee? urethral screaming
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Intel&Sebastian posted:Everyone will tell you that boy babies love to pee when you have their diaper off but one thing people don't tell you is that when they pee it's absolutely silent. So sometimes you will be leaning down for something and just feel piss hit your back or sometimes you'll look away for a second and then when you come back everything is wet. this is good news for trump
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pushpins posted:If it makes you feel better her parents are Bill and Hilary Clinton Bill Clinton strikes me as a man who would enjoy a large quantity of well formed pancakes tho
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triple sulk posted:wondering what i should have for lunch there's a mediterranean grill on main street i've wanted to try for a while
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Squizzle posted:urethral screaming Foreskin goes woowoo
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Apraxin posted:crossposting from the ukmt, someone looked at the advice column in the uk equivalent of the national review/federalist and HOLY gently caress Jesus Christ
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shovelbum posted:I hate this post on so many levels yeah this is hard to describe but that tweet is somehow the platonic ideal of succ dems
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Thoguh posted:Uh, what noise do you make when you pee? lmao
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Apraxin posted:crossposting from the ukmt, someone looked at the advice column in the uk equivalent of the national review/federalist and HOLY gently caress i dont think these are real i get the feeling they are written by the same person who has the most boring imagination ever also lol at "how do i make my children listen to my neighbor's polak jokes"
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