STAR TREK: Picard's Assimilated Balls

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happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

Ghostlight posted:

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG

# ? Jan 11, 2019 04:41

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# ? May 29, 2024 01:16

PenisMonkey: Apr 30, 2004; Be gentally.

Speaking of chug, anyone think Odo has allowed himself to be ingested to see what it�s like to get poo poo out of someone?

# ? Jan 11, 2019 04:42

The General: Mar 4, 2007

Negative. Odo would only do that to catch a criminal. The digestive experience would just be a bonus.

# ? Jan 11, 2019 04:46

slime_golem: Jul 14, 2011; At this rate, the American dollar won't be worth the foreskins they're printed on.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Because he's basically a big microbial colony, he might well just get nutrients from a good light source and air.

Hmmm, I dunno about that.

THS posted:

changelings only eat cum thats why odo tolerated quark’s sketchy holosuites and let him get away with crime

I'm going with this. It satisfies my hard sci-fi expectations.

# ? Jan 11, 2019 04:46

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

"QUARK" my rear end in a top hat yells suddenly

# ? Jan 11, 2019 04:47

tin can made man: Apr 13, 2005; why don't you ask him
about his penis

wait doesn't using these mutants for tactical analyses incentivize Starfleet and other military powers to keep an eternal caste of genetic computer-slaves

# ? Jan 11, 2019 04:48

slime_golem: Jul 14, 2011; At this rate, the American dollar won't be worth the foreskins they're printed on.

I'm watching, "Prophecy" the episode where the crew gets a chance to bed some hot klingon painstik.

# ? Jan 11, 2019 05:01

PenisMonkey: Apr 30, 2004; Be gentally.

Boy howdy she couldn�t have been more w(r)ong.

# ? Jan 11, 2019 05:03

slime_golem: Jul 14, 2011; At this rate, the American dollar won't be worth the foreskins they're printed on.

nuclearBarbarian posted:

I'm watching, "Prophecy" the episode where the crew gets a chance to bed some hot klingon painstik.

I forgot that Neelix fucks in this episode, which means that even if you forget that he was having sex with that child in the bowl cut, he faired better than Geordie.

# ? Jan 11, 2019 06:45

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

nuclearBarbarian posted:

I forgot that Neelix fucks

TAKE IT BACK

# ? Jan 11, 2019 07:00

slime_golem: Jul 14, 2011; At this rate, the American dollar won't be worth the foreskins they're printed on.

Danaru posted:

TAKE IT BACK

Kushangaza.

# ? Jan 11, 2019 07:15

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

nuclearBarbarian posted:

Kushangaza.

That guy really is the poor man's Quark

# ? Jan 11, 2019 07:48

Mx.: Dec 16, 2006; I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!

PenisMonkey posted:

Speaking of chug, anyone think Odo has allowed himself to be ingested to see what it�s like to get poo poo out of someone?

wasn't that an episode

oh wait no that was the orville

# ? Jan 11, 2019 07:54

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Futurama did it better when the water king would only accept leaving Fry's body as tears

# ? Jan 11, 2019 08:06

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Mirror Odo routinely poses as a drink in Quark�s Bar, hoping to pull a chestburster on some unsuspecting Bajoran worker hours later.

# ? Jan 11, 2019 08:16

Mx.: Dec 16, 2006; I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Mirror Odo routinely poses as a drink in Quark�s Bar, hoping to pull a chestburster on some unsuspecting Bajoran worker hours later.

and who among us can say we wouldn't, in his place

# ? Jan 11, 2019 08:25

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Danaru posted:

"QUARK" my rear end in a top hat yells suddenly

gently caress you, I nearly choked on my food laughing at this.

( :golfclap:

)

# ? Jan 11, 2019 08:32

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

This guy fucks

# ? Jan 11, 2019 08:42

Bismack Billabongo: Oct 9, 2012; New Love Glow

I must object, captain! Klingons do NOT gently caress ! It is ...without honor

# ? Jan 11, 2019 09:09

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

So apparently John Billingsley and Robert Picardo guest-starred on The Orville? :allears:

# ? Jan 11, 2019 16:22

John Wick of Dogs: Mar 4, 2017; A real hellraiser

Neddy Seagoon posted:

So apparently John Billingsley and Robert Picardo guest-starred on The Orville?

Gonna spoil it here cause it's loving nuts

Billingsley poses as a friendly neighbor but then at dinner forces Picardo to put his hand in a boiling pot of sauce at gunpoint. Turns out he's an antivaxxer terrorist and Picardo published research that disproved his son's antivax research resulting in the end of his son's career and his son committed suicide. So he and his wife are holding Picardo's family hostage unless he signs a document saying that Billingsley's son was correct and vaccines are bad, then gets some garden clippers to cut off his daughter's fingers unless he signs. Biggest left turn I've ever seen.

# ? Jan 11, 2019 16:35

Xenocides: Jan 14, 2008; This world looks very scary....

AlBorlantern Corps posted:

Gonna spoil it here cause it's loving nuts

Billingsley poses as a friendly neighbor but then at dinner forces Picardo to put his hand in a boiling pot of sauce at gunpoint. Turns out he's an antivaxxer terrorist and Picardo published research that disproved his son's antivax research resulting in the end of his son's career and his son committed suicide. So he and his wife are holding Picardo's family hostage unless he signs a document saying that Billingsley's son was correct and vaccines are bad, then gets some garden clippers to cut off his daughter's fingers unless he signs. Biggest left turn I've ever seen.

Okay, I give up. I will watch this show now.

# ? Jan 11, 2019 16:48

Blistex: Oct 30, 2003; Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

AlBorlantern Corps posted:

Gonna spoil it here cause it's loving nuts

Billingsley poses as a friendly neighbor but then at dinner forces Picardo to put his hand in a boiling pot of sauce at gunpoint. Turns out he's an antivaxxer terrorist and Picardo published research that disproved his son's antivax research resulting in the end of his son's career and his son committed suicide. So he and his wife are holding Picardo's family hostage unless he signs a document saying that Billingsley's son was correct and vaccines are bad, then gets some garden clippers to cut off his daughter's fingers unless he signs. Biggest left turn I've ever seen.

I did not see that coming at all, and the story did a good job of keeping them free of suspicion. Billingsley's reveal was one of the best :wtf:

moments I've seen in any show/movie. I hope that Alara comes back soon, as she was one of the best characters. Also, the jar of pickles was a nice payoff.

# ? Jan 11, 2019 16:51

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

Yeah I just rewatched For The Uniform and I take back all the good stuff I said about the Maquis and also I hope Eddington falls on a knife in prison

# ? Jan 11, 2019 17:23

John Wick of Dogs: Mar 4, 2017; A real hellraiser

https://twitter.com/RobertPicardo/status/1083767905928527872?s=19

# ? Jan 11, 2019 17:53

RocketSurgeon: Mar 2, 2008

Are star trek sets very cold or are datas nipples too powerful for starfleet uniforms?

# ? Jan 11, 2019 19:30

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

Danaru posted:

Yeah I just rewatched For The Uniform and I take back all the good stuff I said about the Maquis and also I hope Eddington falls on a knife in prison

That is one of the best episodes, and it makes Eddington's next appearance all the more intense.

RocketSurgeon posted:

Are star trek sets very cold or are datas nipples too powerful for starfleet uniforms?

His nipples are fully optimized for your pleasure.

# ? Jan 11, 2019 19:52

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RocketSurgeon posted:

Are star trek sets very cold or are datas nipples too powerful for starfleet uniforms?

Well, spin my nipplenuts!

# ? Jan 11, 2019 19:59

Xenocides: Jan 14, 2008; This world looks very scary....

Brawnfire posted:

Well, spin my nipplenuts!

Please do not plagiarize my erotic fanfic. TIA

# ? Jan 11, 2019 20:02

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

oh no

garak hopefully looking round for sial at the end of 6/6 (sacrifice of angels) killed me and now i am dead

# ? Jan 11, 2019 20:18

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

I never noticed with just Alara, but the Silaens are pretty elfy, aren't they?

# ? Jan 11, 2019 21:25

CaptainSkinny: Apr 22, 2011; You get it?
No.

# ? Jan 11, 2019 22:36

golden bells: Oct 17, 2013

CaptainSkinny posted:

Whatever Bester is up to, it can't be good

# ? Jan 11, 2019 22:47

ramenpower: May 6, 2007; Society must take every means at its disposal to defend itself against the emergence of a parallel power which defies the elected power

Nichols looks like she is going to be the stewardess on that flight.

Chekov is disappointed its not a nuclear wessel.

# ? Jan 11, 2019 23:59

ramenpower: May 6, 2007; Society must take every means at its disposal to defend itself against the emergence of a parallel power which defies the elected power

Roddenberry and Nimoy tripping balls.

(What colour is Gene wearing, exactly?)

# ? Jan 12, 2019 00:00