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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Bananasaurus Rex posted:

Im actually shocked he didnt just declare a national emergency. I guess the moderates in the gop convinced him it would be a bad idea?


I think some boring lawyer dude explained that it's not the scenario Fox News is selling where he says "I declare wall!" and all of a sudden the construction crews full of CHUDs and the Army Corps of Engineers flood the border and he stopped being so excited about it.

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Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

CherryCola posted:

cool. just got in a fight with my extremely evangelical mom about The Wall where she did nothing but quote Trump and say that she think he’s a great president.

:sever:

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Bananasaurus Rex posted:

Im actually shocked he didnt just declare a national emergency. I guess the moderates in the gop convinced him it would be a bad idea?
the what in the gop? are we just making up concepts now

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

A Handed Missus posted:

howdy, im the sheriff of



:clint:

i love those gently caress you giant stetsons or cowboy hats or whatever on politicians, its like rolling up at a political rally driving Gravedigger or ... positioning your rally in an airplane hangar so the chuds can all cheer when AF1 rolls by

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

This was literally just demonstrated as being able to be cut through with a hand saw.

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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Don't know why you are laughing. She just attached herself to rising media upstart Alex Jones

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

wasn't the steel-with-candy-in-the-middle thing very clearly and very publicly cut through like two days ago?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
wait a second


that peaches thing was an actual quote?

lmbo

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

CherryCola posted:

cool. just got in a fight with my extremely evangelical mom about The Wall where she did nothing but quote Trump and say that she think he’s a great president.

Good news is she's getting a refund from that gofundme!

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Grey Fox posted:

wasn't the steel-with-candy-in-the-middle thing very clearly and very publicly cut through like two days ago?

yes

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


End of February poo poo-shows, off the top of the dome, that TRUMP WALL will derail:

SNAP

All of Ag loans and subsidies

All civil cases in America

All FHA grants and subsidies (Section 8 rents) gone

FDA and USDA inspections halted

All science funds for 2019 not approved

TSA and Air traffic strike

No refunds or collection by the IRS

Lord Chaos rises with his flailing whip the size of the Metronome in Philadelphia, battles Gritty

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Joementum posted:

here's dwayne johnson at the 2000 RNC promoting a republican voter drive and introducing "america's best known wrestling coach" Denny Hastert

As an Olympic wrestling fan I'm really mad that Hastert and Jim Jordan are the most famous wrestlers/coaches turned politicians.

Not surprising though, the sport is fully infiltrated by the Fellowship of Christian Athletes and is full bore evengelical christianity cult just like basically every other non niche youth and college sport in the country.

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

Augus posted:

the what in the gop? are we just making up concepts now

lol moderates as in moderate nazis mayne idk

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

Gazpacho posted:

It exists tho?



https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1083350464870170624

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

sandoz posted:

the best scotch is

*checks yakuza 0 wiki*

suntory 10 year????

Paranoid Peanut
Nov 13, 2009


if trum is so rich, why not use his own funds to build the wall?

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





only 26 horny dads?

i can't believe it

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Gazpacho posted:

It exists tho?



dang those are probably p heavy

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

Durf posted:

only 26 horny dads?

i can't believe it

horny chud dads, so they're also cheap

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

Shageletic posted:

End of February poo poo-shows, off the top of the dome, that TRUMP WALL will derail:

SNAP

All of Ag loans and subsidies

All civil cases in America

All FHA grants and subsidies (Section 8 rents) gone

FDA and USDA inspections halted

All science funds for 2019 not approved

TSA and Air traffic strike

No refunds or collection by the IRS

Lord Chaos rises with his flailing whip the size of the Metronome in Philadelphia, battles Gritty

Good Government

Very Good Government, very good brains running things

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

Durf posted:

only 26 horny dads?

i can't believe it

she prolly makes way more selling her used underwear to them thru less public channels

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



CherryCola posted:

cool. just got in a fight with my extremely evangelical mom about The Wall where she did nothing but quote Trump and say that she think he’s a great president.

makes sense, evangelicals loving love the wall because they correctly view it not as a barrier or something to make the country safer, but as an idol to white christian supremacy for them to worship

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

build the symbol!

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Shageletic posted:

End of February poo poo-shows, off the top of the dome, that TRUMP WALL will derail:

SNAP

All of Ag loans and subsidies

All civil cases in America

All FHA grants and subsidies (Section 8 rents) gone

FDA and USDA inspections halted

All science funds for 2019 not approved

TSA and Air traffic strike

No refunds or collection by the IRS

Lord Chaos rises with his flailing whip the size of the Metronome in Philadelphia, battles Gritty

Imperial Auto erotic asphyxiation: thought of white nationalism and died

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
Ok um:.. what if we build a fence out of saws???

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Trump isn't going to declare a national emergency because doing so effectively ends his personal involvement with the issue. He'd rather personally go up against Nancy Pelosi than have his lawyers go to court while he cheers from the sidelines. He figures that either way he has a chance of losing, and as such the fact that he's much more likely to be given a win by John Roberts than by Pelosi is irrelevant. Graham is desperate to stop this because he knows Pelosi won't fold and the inevitable loss after a months-long shutdown will be 1000 times worse for the GOP than if it just lost in the courts. But Trump doesn't give a poo poo about the GOP, just about appearing strong in his own mind.

This is going to get loving wild.

Tronc

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

juche avocado posted:

sh*t broken by this logic

borken on the WHEEL of WALLS

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

LMAO at the idea that any significant portion of the wall would cost only $5B, let alone the time and energy that would be devoted to court cases involving border land.

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Epic High Five posted:

makes sense, evangelicals loving love the wall because they correctly view it not as a barrier or something to make the country safer, but as an idol to white christian supremacy for them to worship

Evangelicals would pray to the Wall 5 times a day

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Durf posted:

only 26 horny dads?

i can't believe it

she doesn't get the boosting from right wing networks that others do because she already burned too many bridges

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

shovelbum posted:

what the gently caress is dryanuary

a celebration of dryads in January

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

CherryCola posted:

cool. just got in a fight with my extremely evangelical mom about The Wall where she did nothing but quote Trump and say that she think he’s a great president.

Tell her he's Satan's tool and that u fear for her soul

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

Oh boy, Jones' finances are dirty as gently caress I'm sure, he's tied to all sorts of lovely supplement scams

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Plank Walker posted:

horny chud dads, so they're also cheap

not cheap enough to stop paying for porn


Grondoth posted:

Oh boy, Jones' finances are dirty as gently caress I'm sure, he's tied to all sorts of lovely supplement scams

also Russia if his ex is to believed

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Epic High Five posted:

Dryebruary is a proer pick because it's shorter

Did that last year, new job and an end of an old relationship, plus boredom is making this particularly tough

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Shageletic posted:

End of February poo poo-shows, off the top of the dome, that TRUMP WALL will derail:

SNAP

All of Ag loans and subsidies

All civil cases in America

All FHA grants and subsidies (Section 8 rents) gone

FDA and USDA inspections halted

All science funds for 2019 not approved

TSA and Air traffic strike

No refunds or collection by the IRS

Lord Chaos rises with his flailing whip the size of the Metronome in Philadelphia, battles Gritty

So, Canada and Meixo easily annex the US?

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
Haha, they're talking about *me* :kiddo:

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


what if you call the wall DRUMPF :vince::snoo::owned::blastu:

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