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one of the key features of an emergency is that you can just declare it whenever
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I guess if the Dems refuse to fold, Trump's too dug in, the national emergency idea's too spicy, and the Republicans feel like it's safer to lie low than override Trump's veto, this whole shutdown'll just carry on until something big breaks. An uninspected plane crashes, a mass poisoning from rotten food, some critical government service collapses from desertion - something newsworthy enough to spook the parties into reopening the government. Of course the alternative is a plane falls out of the sky and Trump just shrugs it off, which is p. wild.
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zegermans posted:thats what she gets for having a stupid loving name she could always change it to something not stupid 
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billions for peaches peaches of steel billions for peaches peaches for me TWEETING WHILE ON THE CAN AS THEY FURLOUGH EVERY MAN AT THE FACTORY DOWNTOWN
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Bearjew posted:build the wall out of peaches 
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oh wait we were posting peaches for a presidential reason? hahahahahahaha lmao
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god bless whoever kneaded this speaking point into his pudding brain
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finally found this again, thx virgil texas
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lmao the DO CARS HAVE WHEELS? YES THEY DO HAHA OWNED rhetoric is hilariously stupid even by trommp standards
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:peaty scotch is for people who think they are cool and cultured “scotch drinkers” lmao gently caress outta here you un-smoke-flavors-haver
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i could eat a peach for hours
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Trump sat alone in a boggy marsh, totally motionless (DO SOMETHING)
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Regular Nintendo posted:finally found this again, thx virgil texas true love
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:peaty scotch is for people who think they are cool and cultured “scotch drinkers” lmao this guy knows whats up
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that whooshing sound is Michael ian black rushing to coauthor a Lieberman hagiography with Meghan McCain
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Pomp posted:I'm imagine Trump saying "Werther's" and it's really bad guys god bless these Unided, Shtetsh
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my bony fealty posted:that whooshing sound is Michael ian black rushing to coauthor a Lieberman hagiography with Meghan McCain
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I just looked it up and turns out the lyric is "emotionless", I never knew that. I stand by the post
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Durf posted:god bless whoever kneaded this speaking point into his pudding brain the chapo guys recently said the reason the wall sticks in his brain is its a tangible item and because his brain is terrible he can latch on to that better than say, the tax code, or DACA, or climate change its so true 
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Dolash posted:
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BgRdMchne posted:i;m gonna dump a bunch of trash in the national forrest on sunday and they cnat do poo poo to stop me what a coincidence, I'm going there on sunday to hunt, kill, and eat people.
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Dolash posted:I guess if the Dems refuse to fold, Trump's too dug in, the national emergency idea's too spicy, and the Republicans feel like it's safer to lie low than override Trump's veto, this whole shutdown'll just carry on until something big breaks. An uninspected plane crashes, a mass poisoning from rotten food, some critical government service collapses from desertion - something newsworthy enough to spook the parties into reopening the government. they'll start privatizing stuff and dont mewl "thats illegal" at me, you know nothing matters
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BgRdMchne posted:i could eat a peach for hours That movie would be the prefectest movie ever made if it wasn't nearly three christian hours long
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ya we know ur fav dems are the ones who are republicans
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Epic High Five posted:i thought the refund policy change was followed up with, "uhhh, but how" and then no further response the plan, according to serious people, is to have IRS employees work for no pay. i.e. do your taxes as slaves.
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Robert Plant posted:Trump sat alone in a boggy marsh, turn into peat over th ousands of years that i may drink his essence in one of the extremely good islay peaty whiskys that thread elitists HATE
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BgRdMchne posted:i could eat a peach for hours that was a great beastcast, also movie
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hey cnn, thanks for letting us know the cost of the federal shutdown could pay for 1400 cop salaries for 30 years. that's very useful information
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I want a delicious peach
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A Handed Missus posted:WALL!
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taxes are slavery? You should see the people processing them!
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Weren't they saying kris kobach and the Blackwater guy had signed onto this grift like literally an hour ago lmao
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lol Michael Ian Black posted some thirsty poo poo about AOC on twitter and Feinberg told him to go back to trying to gently caress Meghan McCain and he blocked her
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DoombatINC posted:That movie would be the prefectest movie ever made if it wasn't nearly three christian hours long all of my hometown friends got together over christmas and watched it and it ruled
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