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What is your resolution for the new year?
This poll is closed.
To play more games 54 12.68%
To play more games 52 12.21%
To play less games...sorry, I meant more games 70 16.43%
To play games more 79 18.54%
Something else (in addition to playing more games) 66 15.49%
To make more/less Bowsette references 105 24.65%
Total: 219 votes
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oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

In Training posted:

Idk I just found out about that smilie today and wanted to use it a lot.

:pkmnwhy:

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CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Parasite Eve is on my list of games to play this year. It'll be my first time playing it.

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord

Phantasium posted:

it's based off of and technically a sequel to a book where eve took control of a woman and made her orgasms better with a scientist so that they'd get married and then took control of her again to crash her car so the scientist would creepily culture her cells until she could manifest into a goo monster that rapes the scientist for his sperm

in the game she just robs a sperm bank
Parasite Eve was one of those uncommon licensed games that was far superior to its source material.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

publishko posted:

most of the thread's most prominent users got probbed and at least one was permabanned for posting underaged hentai

https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/968859856269701120

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

In Training posted:

Idk I just found out about that smilie today and wanted to use it a lot.

:margeball:

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

Phantasium posted:

It's just the PSP versions with one tiny little map bug for SotN, so yeah.

Phantasium posted:

Also play Rondo right up until you're about to climb the stairs to Dracula then start up SotN.

Thanks, I bought it since it's on sale on PSN and playing Richter in Smash makes me want to finally get into this series for real in 2019 (the only ones I've played are Dawn of Sorrow which was v good and Lords of Shadow which was pretty ok)

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009



this is worse than eichenwald's tentacle hentai excuse

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

you see, i was looking at footage of barely legal teens to unravel the mysteries of the female orgasm

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
who even is this person

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Lmao he left child porn at medieval times

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

There went any interest I may have had in Borderlands 3.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




cheetah7071 posted:

who even is this person

The guy that embezzled the budget of colonial marines

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

now behold my next trick, are these snakes in my pants or merely an illusion

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

I am now just thinking of the time that Randy linked to the Battleborn porn subreddit, and now I'm wondering if any of those characters are underage.

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer
"I did it for science :science:" claims a randy Pitchford.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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Never download porn

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
Oh my god... I.. am at a loss for words.

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

homeless snail posted:

now behold my next trick, are these snakes in my pants or merely an illusion

Please don't quote the AGDQ thread.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Roth posted:

I am now just thinking of the time that Randy linked to the Battleborn porn subreddit, and now I'm wondering if any of those characters are underage.

I keep forgetting that game exist. I would legit be surprised if there was any sort of fanart for that title cause I thought absolutely no one bought it?

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Roth posted:

I am now just thinking of the time that Randy linked to the Battleborn porn subreddit, and now I'm wondering if any of those characters are underage.
borderlands' biggest star is tiny tina

Looper
Mar 1, 2012

Endorph posted:

you see, i was looking at footage of barely legal teens to unravel the mysteries of the female orgasm

I'm glad and sad he doesn't understand what he's saying

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



The 7th Guest posted:

borderlands' biggest star is tiny tina

:raise:

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Roth posted:

I am now just thinking of the time that Randy linked to the Battleborn porn subreddit, and now I'm wondering if any of those characters are underage.

Ugh. Yeah.

Kinda like all the Louis CK stuff, right? Whew knew a creep could turn into a creep!?

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

The 7th Guest posted:

borderlands' biggest star is tiny tina

Also makes Gaige a lot creepier in hindsight.

Edit - Time to start my first playthrough of Majora's Mask.

Roth fucked around with this message at 00:18 on Jan 12, 2019

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

i'm pretty sure the rumor was that tina was going to be the protagonist of Borderlands 3 too

that character is really loving dumb and unfunny btw

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008

Endorph posted:



this is worse than eichenwald's tentacle hentai excuse

:wtc:

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Someone post the Ryan Davis tweet

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

Real hurthling! posted:

The guy that embezzled the budget of colonial marines

He embezzled $200?

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


That quote is from this Ars Technica post incidentally. Which also contains the following gem relevant to why Callendar didn't do anything after finding the porn, basically saying Randy destroyed the evidence.

quote:

At this time, Callender and other Gearbox counsel were "mediating yet another case in which Pitchford's conduct was front and center: the Aliens: Colonial Marines class-action." Callender alleges that while he was out of town, he asked Gearbox staffers in Texas to "make a copy of the USB drive, to ensure that its contents could be verified and, if necessary, acted upon." Callender was unable to see these files, he alleges, because "Pitchford intervened by retrieving the lost USB drive himself and ordering Gearbox personnel to destroy the copy that Callender requested."

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

no you see that was just another magic trick he was doing

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Endorph posted:



this is worse than eichenwald's tentacle hentai excuse

The jokes that came out of that incident were amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi8zu85Vekg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDezfo2w1gY

Pharohman777 fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Jan 12, 2019

Judge Tesla
Oct 29, 2011

:frogsiren:
Well there goes Borderlands.

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
Now it’s not just motion sickness keeping me from Borderlands VR

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Phantasium posted:

it's based off of and technically a sequel to a book where eve took control of a woman and made her orgasms better with a scientist so that they'd get married and then took control of her again to crash her car so the scientist would creepily culture her cells until she could manifest into a goo monster that rapes the scientist for his sperm

in the game she just robs a sperm bank

:psyduck:

Are you sure you didn't grab the summary of a monstergirl hentai doujin by mistake?

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Phantasium posted:

it's based off of and technically a sequel to a book where eve took control of a woman and made her orgasms better with a scientist so that they'd get married and then took control of her again to crash her car so the scientist would creepily culture her cells until she could manifest into a goo monster that rapes the scientist for his sperm

why didn't she just have a one-night stand with the scientist and take his sperms then

I feel like she made this whole situation more complicated than it needs to be

publishko
Feb 16, 2014

Steve Yun posted:

He embezzled $200?

:laffo:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
My summary of the last 3 pages: gamers suck

I am still horny (for appropriately aged women with the ability to consent including Bowsette (mostly just Bowsette really))

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Find your bowsette in the heart of a real person who cares for you

Steve Yun posted:

He embezzled $200?

Yeah thats why borderlands was also trash and sega wasnt mad enough to sue

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oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

get you someone who looks at you like the far right exeggutor head

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