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malibu anime
Dec 23, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Gearbox picked up Duke Nukem Forever after Randy Pitchford heard that the project was thirteen years old.

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extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Gearbox picked up Duke Nukem Forever after Randy Pitchford heard that the project was thirteen years old.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Child Molestation is: FPS; hobby-grade coop campaign; genre-blended, multi-mode competitive e-sports; meta-growth, choice + epic Child Molestation Heroes!

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002


Oh my god

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011


If that thread was post a week before too the time would be insane. An exact year later

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Lol

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010


Lmao. Pablo ftw

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009

lmao

"Some kid, an employee of Medieval Times, discovered this memory stick, took it home... and discovered secrets of my company and future games in development, and also discovered the pornography. It was 'barely legal' porn. This girl's handle was 'Only 18.'" The USB flash drive was returned to Gearbox, Pitchford says, in exchange for "swag" and video games.

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
“It’s a woman who is masturbating,” Pitchford said, “and when she has some experience that appears as if she’s having an orgasm, a huge amount of fluid comes out of her vagina.”

“This is not a sex worker—this is a loving magician,"

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
There's a lot to digest here but I'm gonna pause a moment and think about the fact that Randy Pitchford had never in his life seen a woman experience orgasm, enough that upon seeing a video of the act he decided to save it for closer analyzation as he believed it to be some form of trick.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Do I make you Randy baby

malibu anime
Dec 23, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

American McGay posted:

There's a lot to digest here but I'm gonna pause a moment and think about the fact that Randy Pitchford had never in his life seen a woman experience orgasm, enough that upon seeing a video of the act he decided to save it for closer analyzation as he believed it to be some form of trick.

How many have you seen?

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
polanski on lolitacoxx_notlegal stream: goddamn the lighting on this is incredible, and the direction too...

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

" He confirmed that he copied a specific video “to this memory stick” to, as he describes it, “work out the method” of how a camgirl host faked the act of female ejaculation."

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Do I make you Randy baby

Lmfao barf

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Going insane like Hugh Jackman in The Prestige trying to figure out the secret squirting techniques

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004

Plank Walker posted:



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Squeezy Farm posted:

lmao

"Some kid, an employee of Medieval Times, discovered this memory stick, took it home... and discovered secrets of my company and future games in development, and also discovered the pornography. It was 'barely legal' porn. This girl's handle was 'Only 18.'" The USB flash drive was returned to Gearbox, Pitchford says, in exchange for "swag" and video games.

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

Squeezy Farm posted:

lmao

"Some kid, an employee of Medieval Times, discovered this memory stick, took it home... and discovered secrets of my company and future games in development, and also discovered the pornography. It was 'barely legal' porn. This girl's handle was 'Only 18.'" The USB flash drive was returned to Gearbox, Pitchford says, in exchange for "swag" and video games.

Omg

White Genocide
Feb 22, 2010

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Do I make you Randy baby

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!

Squeezy Farm posted:

lmao

"Some kid, an employee of Medieval Times, discovered this memory stick, took it home... and discovered secrets of my company and future games in development, and also discovered the pornography. It was 'barely legal' porn. This girl's handle was 'Only 18.'" The USB flash drive was returned to Gearbox, Pitchford says, in exchange for "swag" and video games.

I love how this is right on the heels of the revelation that Randy was scammed out of millions by a con man masquerading as his employee. His self awareness is in the negative digits.

Babylon Astronaut
Apr 19, 2012
I played the entire game, but I never knew Myst Online got that lit.

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015


claptrap being called up to the stand to deliver testimony

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Going insane like Hugh Jackman in The Prestige trying to figure out the secret squirting techniques

"You never understood why we did this. The audience knows the truth. A woman is cold, simple, solid all the way through. But if you can fool then, just for a second... Don't you understand? It was the look on her face."

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!
according to the podcast he eventually came to the conclusion that a totally normal female orgasm was actually clever use of a turkey baster and trick camera angles. he actually said these words

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

its piss

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010


jesus christ

Mr. Sophistication
May 16, 2014

I know this wasn't your original avatar but I just love this game. Cheers, rediscover.

God almighty.

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007


oh my god

White Genocide
Feb 22, 2010

extremebuff posted:

jesus christ

malibu anime
Dec 23, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

malibu anime
Dec 23, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
Ok *giant brushstrokes paint flying everywhere sticking tongue out viciously switching between oil colors on my pallete* voila! Signs the beautiful work of art as Cliff.

Cliff

ol yeller
Feb 20, 2015

Unreal

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Excels posted:

I love how this is right on the heels of the revelation that Randy was scammed out of millions by a con man masquerading as his employee. His self awareness is in the negative digits.

"Randy is shocked by the meritless allegations brought up by a former friend and colleague, to whom he has extended his personal funds multiple times to help him purchase a home, a car, and even fully finance his tuition and expenses for an executive MBA at Pepperdine."

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002


Unexpected Raw Anime
Oct 9, 2012

GameCube posted:

lol u loving myst posers, bet you haven't even read the books

I remember the books being very good

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mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003


redpilled by cliff

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