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mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Doc Walrus posted:

I just remembered that exerpt from erik prince's book where he talks about knocking up his maid while his wife was dying, and he tried really hard to make it sound romantic and tragic for him that he raped his housekeeper becuase his wife wouldn't put out on her deathbed

it was the babysitter, and he took her to the wife's funeral while she was visibly pregnant

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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
HAHAHAHAHAH gently caress
https://twitter.com/dandrezner/status/1083889911323914240

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/MELANIATRUMP/status/591397852657647619

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


smoke sumthin bitch posted:

dont do that, go out and steal something to pawn but please dont do that

yeah dont actually it's super gross, I knew someone who smoked ash out of the tray because there were still brown/green flecks in it

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
i am slain, horatio

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

UFOTacoMan posted:

he's back to "blackwater" now?
erpik prince is badk

epic rinse, lol.

hey didn't SJY give arfjason a week probe yesterday? how is he posting again today? lol there's a mod/admin conspiracy afoot

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

UFOTacoMan posted:

he's back to "blackwater" now?
erpik prince is badk

They don't have a civilian-murder/mass-grift PR problem on Fox so they go with the recognizable brand name.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Waffle House posted:

yeah dont actually it's super gross, I knew someone who smoked ash out of the tray because there were still brown/green flecks in it

*raises hand slowly and shamefully*

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

why does this keep happening

https://twitter.com/isaacslcreese/status/1083859882908909568?s=21

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

Waffle House posted:

yeah dont actually it's super gross, I knew someone who smoked ash out of the tray because there were still brown/green flecks in it

i used to empty out my keyboard for weed flakes in college sometimes is just what you do

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
americas closed due to brain aids

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Kurtofan posted:

Imjust on my bed, listeninv to dk music

LONE LY
LONELY KURT
HE'S PRESENT IN THE THREAD
I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT HIM
IF HE GETS DUMPED
HE'S GONNA BE HURT
*hUH*

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007



he found out court cases against him are on hold

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



OK so lol this will require a Congressional veto override then, which won't happen

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

campfire posted:

i used to empty out my keyboard for weed flakes in college sometimes is just what you do

smokin that keyboard goop

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Waffle House posted:

yeah dont actually it's super gross, I knew someone who smoked ash out of the tray because there were still brown/green flecks in it

that is as god has willed it fyi

helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4HeY1Krw-Y

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

its what you’re on when you go in mIRC to download mp3s and porn

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



lol

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





mdemone posted:

it was the babysitter, and he took her to the wife's funeral while she was visibly pregnant

also he then left her apparently lol rip

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



hell yeah

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Drunkboxer posted:

its what you’re on when you go in mIRC to download mp3s and porn

I'm extremely weird then because I use it exclusively for free books

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






.............. .:goofy:

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Spergin Morlock posted:

yea they can be. this is what i had today:



even not weed I would eat these

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

A Handed Missus posted:

they're siblings op

It's all the same in Trumpland.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I have mondays too gundam garfield, I have mondays too.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

quote:


White House officials are warning congressional Republicans not to expect an immediate end to the government shutdown even if President Donald Trump declares a national emergency at the southern border.


The warning came during Trump’s Thursday visit to the southern U.S. border, according to three sources with knowledge of those conversations.

Many Democrats and some Republicans have grown hopeful that a national emergency declaration, which would allow Trump to tap Pentagon funds for a border wall, might end a political standoff that has partially shut down the government for three weeks.

Their thinking is that such an effort by Trump would allow him to declare victory and strike a deal with Congress to reopen the federal government, even though his extreme legal move would then face severe court challenges.

But Trump’s allies say the president is reluctant to hand Democrats a “win” by reopening the government after he’s invoked emergency powers. They claim that in such a scenario, Trump’s political opponents would avoid making a single concession and potentially score a major victory if the administration were to lose in federal courts as many legal experts predict.

“He could say, ‘Look, I’m going to get what I want and then I’m still going to screw you,’” a former White House official told POLITICO.
“It’s making Democrats feel pain instead of declaring a national emergency, opening the government up, and making it so they don’t have to give anything,” the former official added.

this was the joke scenario
this is the equivalent of the dog ending.
what the gently caress

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

government down until 2020 lol

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/TulsiGabbard/status/649615636088365058

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Bert Roberge posted:

It's all the same in Trumpland.

:hfive:

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Arfjason strikes again

Free duscat

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

this was the joke scenario
this is the equivalent of the dog ending.
what the gently caress

this was the only possible outcome

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

this was the joke scenario
this is the equivalent of the dog ending.
what the gently caress

lol america is great again

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Lol what the gently caress

:thunkher:

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

this was the joke scenario
this is the equivalent of the dog ending.
what the gently caress

petulant pissbaby is petulant?? who knew!

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
Erik prince of Syria!!!!!!

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Admiral Ray posted:

lol america is great again

USA NUMBER #1

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


campfire posted:

i used to empty out my keyboard for weed flakes in college sometimes is just what you do


campfire posted:

i used to empty out my keyboard for weed flakes in college sometimes is just what you do


mdemone posted:

*raises hand slowly and shamefully*

ok I will never, in my life scrapeshame again, seeing how it is I guess everyone's shame. I am weird and I just stop smoking I guess

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
i literally can't comprehend this scenario. my brain is rejecting it as impossible

Trump declares emergency
moves through courts
keeps government shut down and republicans let him

what the gently caress

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galenanorth
May 19, 2016

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