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flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Hot 'n fresh out the kitchen

https://twitter.com/AJemaineClement/status/1083916695176019969

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Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017


that's a lol

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


EFB

That's a lol.

Granted of course I hope the women are ok, still a lol that RKelly is staying/ living in a Trump property.

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

It's the only luxury hotel that doesn't charge a cleaning fee for pissssssssssssssssss

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


wall older than steel why not build rock wall

rock older than wheel

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Hey, hey guys.

I got a LOL.

Donald Trump is president.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Powershift posted:

wall older than steel why not build rock wall

rock older than wheel
President Genious has managed to figure out a solution to the concrete/steel dilemma - make Wall out of hollow steel tubes then fill with concrete

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1083922654766223360

Brilliant!

I do love Trmpo's constant playing around with the concrete vs. steel thing, as if that was the issue holding up the whole Wall project

Killer_B
May 23, 2005

Uh?

pech posted:

Chip Roy
Ted Yoho

Are any of these reps incumbent, or are they all new?

They can have fun getting primaried with all likelihood.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

ratbert90 posted:

Hey, hey guys.

I got a LOL.

Donald Trump is president.

that’s not how it works

you can’t just make stuff up

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

The long concrete wall has now become, what, steel bars filled with concrete? At one point is Goodbrains going to order that it be built with guns and brown people bones?

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface
We are about two weeks away from the wall always being a symbol rather the an actual barrier and how dare you think trump was serious.

Killer_B
May 23, 2005

Uh?

flashy_mcflash posted:

The long concrete wall has now become, what, steel bars filled with concrete? At one point is Goodbrains going to order that it be built with guns and brown people bones?

and filled with

WE WE

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

Trump, alone in his laboratory deep underneath the White House, shrieks aloud to the blackboards surrounding him. Each one is covered in the dusty equations that inexorably lead him over and over to the same blasted conclusion. In frustration, the rippled physique throws itself at each of them until he has lain each one to splintered fragments. "This quandry shall be my very undoing!" the president cries out to the room. "Steel, concrete, steel, concrete! To which of these demons doest my true affection belong? Both are so alluring to a mind such as mine, yet beyond each may reside ruin and damnation for those that wish to seek its answer."

That's prolly what's going on if you ask me.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

SHARIA LAW SCHOOL posted:

Trump, alone in his laboratory deep underneath the White House, shrieks aloud to the blackboards surrounding him. Each one is covered in the dusty equations that inexorably lead him over and over to the same blasted conclusion. In frustration, the rippled physique throws itself at each of them until he has lain each one to splintered fragments. "This quandry shall be my very undoing!" the president cries out to the room. "Steel, concrete, steel, concrete! To which of these demons doest my true affection belong? Both are so alluring to a mind such as mine, yet beyond each may reside ruin and damnation for those that wish to seek its answer."

That's prolly what's going on if you ask me.
Basically an IRL reenactment of the discovery of Rearden steel scene from Atlas Shrugged, except with an overloaded diaper leaking piss everywhere.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/628290/All_Walls_Must_Fall__A_TechNoir_Tactics_Game/

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
The chances that R. Kelly and Donald Trump pal'd up and hosed underage girls together is significantly higher than anybody else in all of DC having done the same with Kelly. And I'm pretty sure DC is chock-full of people that would have sex with underage girls.

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

Burt Sexual posted:

Trump openly said he fired comey for “the Russia thing”, move this poo poo forward mueller gently caress!

I'm pretty sure the only reason mueller hasn't yet is because they keep producing too much material for him to process it all

at what point do you draw the line and say "gently caress we're just gonna have to stop and settle for the hundreds of thousands of crimes we already know about"

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

:lol: they are going to build the wall themselves

I can't wait for land owners along the boarder to open fire on the chuds trying to build a lovely wall on their property.

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
So now Tpmur has the bigliest shutdown in history to brag about

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/01/09/us/politics/longest-government-shutdown.html

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

Killer_B posted:

and filled with

WE WE

You laugh but liquid isn't compressible so maybe a giant wall filled with piss has something to it...?

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/rebeccaballhaus/status/1083819955727073280

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Strong Sauce posted:

Given all those issues, how is Gabbard going to better unite the "left" than Warren? Gillibrand is already talking to bankers about funding her so she too is a no-go.

"The Left" that flocks to Gabbard is either going to be surprised by how similar Trump and Gabbard's rhetoric is, or they are going to fully embrace it.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008


Funny thing is that since the shutdown, she had to print her own name card

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


We will build a magical forcefield wall

it will be made out of prayer

Please, Jesus, keep out the weak and downtrodden

We need 5.7 billion to do this

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

https://twitter.com/vm_y_trader/status/1083757193520967681?s=21

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


FuturePastNow posted:

We will build a magical forcefield wall

it will be made out of prayer

Please, Jesus, keep out the weak and downtrodden

We need 5.7 billion to do this

That's a good point. if prayer works to stop school shootings, why don't the republicans just pray the mexicans away?

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003




That's just good advice in general right now.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Quick! Get me the best legal mind within 100 miles that'll tackle this case for...uh...poo poo, a buck fifty?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Yeah I want a small biz pop up mochachito stand to land 20 planes at the same time, mayyybe experience has a hand in this, not chud factor.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:

Quick! Get me the best legal mind within 100 miles that'll tackle this case for...uh...poo poo, a buck fifty?



why is he always making these faces

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Junk posted:

why is he always making these faces

it's called Resting Chud Face, thank u for your understanding

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:

Quick! Get me the best legal mind within 100 miles that'll tackle this case for...uh...poo poo, a buck fifty?



Does the photographer who took that have a tweet account as such? If I had to guess he was using a 24-70mm of some kind and ultimately found the reason to never use those focal lengths ever again with this shot.

Also I tried adapting this sprite to the 25 pixel limit our dead gay forums impose and it didn't work well:



LOWTAX: BUILD A WALL BETWEEN US AND THE COMIC BOOK FORUM AND ALSO ADJUST SMILIE GIFS TO 30 PIXELS OF HEIGHT ITYOOL 2019

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009


https://twitter.com/VM_Y_Trader/status/1083871872155090945?s=19

K.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.






do these people not have access to their short-term memory?

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Strong Sauce posted:

do these people not have access to their short-term memory?

Severe brain damage often does a number on that

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

TulliusCicero posted:

Severe brain damage often does a number on that



:thunk:

Balthesar
Sep 4, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Zil posted:

EFB

That's a lol.

Granted of course I hope the women are ok, still a lol that RKelly is staying/ living in a Trump property.

I can't stop loving loling at alt-right conspiracies coming true, only from their own loving guys. Sex slaves being held on Trump property.

CHUDs: At least its a highrise and not a pizza shop basement

Infomaniac
Jul 3, 2007
Support Cartographers Without Borders
Tpumr is the true affirmative action president. It's like watching a leslie nielson(rip) film.

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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
"Hey, my ketchup gets all over the place when I put it on my steak... Why don't they put ketchup INSIDE the steak?!?"
-Donald "The Very Stable Genius" Trump

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