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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

ah yes dietcokeboarding, truly the worst torture

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Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010
You know, I’m beginning to think that Donald Trump isn’t all that smart. LOL!

It’s almost like that movie Idiocracy is a documentary!

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Pancakes posted:

Also, love that the Tweet alleges that the President had to learn about investigations via the media

dang i can smell that avatar

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Epic High Five posted:

2 years later still can't stop talking about Clinton

It's like no one told him he won the election. We would have all forgotten about her if he wasn't bringing it up every other day

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Trump talks about Clinton more than Clinton talks about Trump lol

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



"Watson," ejaculated Sherlock, "this is a 3-stack problem. Fetch my Vermont Maple Syrup

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

brugroffil posted:

Wow! Just learned from the failing NYT that I'm a Russian asset!

hopefully we get that tweet next

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames

MadJackal posted:

Also the last board review question I did was eerily apropos of this morning's tweets.



That question is easy as poo poo. Step it up binch

Edit: which two are contraindicated in patients with dementia

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



ScrubLeague posted:

It's like no one told him he won the election. We would have all forgotten about her if he wasn't bringing it up every other day

i bet he gets confused a lot and has to be reminded that hes the president

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Trump talks about Clinton more than anyone talks about Clinton.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

ScrubLeague posted:

It's like no one told him he won the election. We would have all forgotten about her if he wasn't bringing it up every other day

remember when he won the big football game in high school?

Krabboss
Nov 11, 2016

MY HUSBAND'S PARSE IS BETTER THAN YOURS

Slamhound posted:

You know, I’m beginning to think that Donald Trump isn’t all that smart. LOL!

It’s almost like that movie Idiocracy is a documentary!

rest in peace bud

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Preston Waters posted:

That question is easy as poo poo. Step it up binch

Edit: which two are contraindicated in patients with dementia

give her remeron to make her gain weight and become bed bound so she can't physically reach people to hurt them

loving Doctor stuff is easy

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:


in conclusion, all of you must come for dinner

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Give her amphetamines and send her to the battle dome

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008

lorn Wayne posted:



in conclusion, all of you must come for dinner

Seems like British ppl are just as confused.

What would a British v. American person think if I told them "Idiocracy was a documentary?"

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
That's quite some trump there

Might be an entertaining day :coffeepal:

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


best friend Bob Mueller, 13 (17?) angry democrats, no COLLUSION, Hillary Clinton

a masterpiece, mr. president sir

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Epic High Five posted:

2 years later still can't stop talking about Clinton

in true boomer fashion, beating clinton was the best part of his life. as he continues to destroy his life through self-inflicted owns, he'll still chant about the one time he actually trumped that bitch because it was the last time he felt anything beyond endless self-loathing and misery

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

the president only has up to 4 thoughts bouncing around his big brain at any given time and it's great to see it vomited out in real time

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



lorn Wayne posted:



in conclusion, all of you must come for dinner

last one really resonates

i do poo poo like that all the time to be polite and then people get upset when i don't actually invite them out for drinks

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Business Gorillas posted:

in true boomer fashion, beating clinton was the best part of his life. as he continues to destroy his life through self-inflicted owns, he'll still chant about the one time he actually trumped that bitch because it was the last time he felt anything beyond endless self-loathing and misery

tbf if any of us owned clinton in that spectacular of a fashion, we'd never shut up about it either (and rightly shouldnt)

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Funny thing about Al!. everybody wanted him probated, day and nite crew alike

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

wow! pissident trump!

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames

Solarin posted:

give her remeron to make her gain weight and become bed bound so she can't physically reach people to hurt them

loving Doctor stuff is easy

Benadryl and Clonazepam are contraindicated.

In fact, all patients should be weaned off of benzos before the age of 60 because of the increased incidence of dementia. Benadryl can cause adverse reactions such as increased motor activity, anger, etc.

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

I'm a leaking machine.

Pardot
Jul 25, 2001




if i was president id just tweet "lol i'm president"

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Calibanibal posted:

Funny Thing about Al!. Everybody wanted him Probated, Day AND Nite Crew alike

ftfy

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Business Gorillas posted:

last one really resonates

i do poo poo like that all the time to be polite and then people get upset when i don't actually invite them out for drinks

Sounds like you're a jerk who's just leading people on!

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Even though that was a four-parter it still felt very low energy to me.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Bert Roberge posted:

Even though that was a four-parter it still felt very low energy to me.

we got another angry democrat here folks, add him to the 13

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1084074865496334336

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Epic High Five posted:

Trump could pass for an extremely online only leftist

keeps talking about locking her up but never does it

checks out

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

you know what

I agree.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
about him slagging off any clinton anyway

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

He forgot to add his "NO COLLUSION!" incantation. Expect that as a standalone tweet.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

trum bad?

no, it is everyone else who is bad

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

ScrubLeague posted:

It's like no one told him he won the election. We would have all forgotten about her if he wasn't bringing it up every other day

I think it's like 50 First Dates or whatever where he wakes up and the first thing that happens to him in the morning is that he has aides reminding him that he's president.

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TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!


so that'll be one diet piss and a double cheese with no tomato please drive around

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