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MAKE NO BABBYS: Jan 28, 2010

13Pandora13 posted:

This isn't strictly true (it varies wildly by state) and not how liquor liability insurance works regardless.

There is an assumption of liability with the issuance of a liquor license, for both retail sales and served liquor. This is why you're not supposed to sell alcohol to anyone who appears intoxicated (be it on booze or other drugs). If someone is served by multiple people/at multiple bars/gets drunk in a bar and a gas station sells them a can of beer, it's contributory negligence from multiple parties.

Yes, people who drink should be responsible and held accountable for their actions, but if you continue to provide alcohol to someone who is intoxicated already and they injure themselves or someone else, you are absolutely a contributing party, and you are in violation of your/your employer's liquor license terms.

But that's why businesses (should) carry liquor liability. Some people hide being shitfaced very well and then get in a car and kill a family of 4.

Host laws are ridiculous and ought not be legal but some states have them. You cannot form an LLC or insure against the behavior of drunk people. Someone who overserves ought to be responsible or fined for overserving but morally and legally ought not be responsible for the behavior of that intoxicated person.

# ? Jan 12, 2019 08:48

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# ? May 30, 2024 08:17

Barudak: May 7, 2007

MAKE NO BABBYS posted:

Host laws are ridiculous and ought not be legal but some states have them. You cannot form an LLC or insure against the behavior of drunk people. Someone who overserves ought to be responsible or fined for overserving but morally and legally ought not be responsible for the behavior of that intoxicated person.

Yeah, way back when I got a bartender license the story they used was a dude who had like 6 beers prior to a game, got served 4 more at a game, went to a strip club and got more shots there, then killed someone drunk driving and the person at the stadium got successfully sued. It made me a tremendous loving rear end in a top hat when serving people but it turns out I'd rather you have a bad time at the game than have to pay millions when you murder somebody you loving poo poo birds.

# ? Jan 12, 2019 08:50

big dyke energy: Jul 29, 2006; Football? Yaaaay

La Brea Carpet posted:

I [25M] am very uncomfortable with a sex fantasy my girlfriend [26F] has.

Just let her call you a cracker, jeez, get over yourself.

# ? Jan 12, 2019 09:10

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

big dyke energy posted:

Just let her call you a wonderbread, jeez, get over yourself.

# ? Jan 12, 2019 09:42

Propaniac: Nov 28, 2000; SUSHI ROULETTO!; College Slice

I feel like there's the basis of a great novel hidden in this post's backstory:

I started divorce proceedings but husband has since passed away, do I need to do anything further for/to my case? (Texas)

quote:

Not quite 60 days ago I filed the petition for divorce but I was unable to serve my husband or get him to sign a waiver of service.

He passed away this morning with me and his family by his side.

At this point is there anything I need to do in regards to the divorce case? Do I need to withdraw it? And if so, how?

quote:

He had nothing. Seriously. No money, no car, no insurance policy. Absolutely nothing. And of course no will. Nothing for his kids and I to fight over. I can’t imagine much of a fight

quote:

I’m pretty heartbroken over this. I didn’t expect this at all though I guess I should have.

# ? Jan 12, 2019 12:55

Quincyh: Dec 24, 2011; He's stolen the fire chief's hat!

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

"well it sounds nice in theory but how would you pay for it? hot stuff?" excellent question. first off, we will produce the drugs domestically so as to not empower the Evil Cartels and Shadowy Sino-Russian Laboratories. the factories will be staffed with prison labor as my first act upon coming to power will be to lock up all the pundits and AM talk radio sports hosts. then the white males who comment on barstool sports' FB posts. the entire fandom of the Dropkick Murphies, including women and idiot-children, will be marched into a greenhouse and forced to grow weed, which is probably what they were going to do anyway so frankly it works out.
evangelical christian preachers will be instructed in the fine art of Dildocrafting. catholics used to be used for this but the only dildos they produced were modeled on children.

anyeway. what my point is, is smoke up a mom if you know one, and she smokes. watch her kids for an hour so she can take a poo poo in peace for once in her god for loving saken life. it's not like her useless poo poo of an ex will help.

lmao: edit i totally forgot the rest. anyway moms ALSO deserve universal pre-K after the kid pops out, but before that? individualized doulas. the whole process through. 24/7 hotline of other ladies to listen to you complain about bloating and all they say is "mmhm" or "drat that sucks." DRONE BASED PICKLE/CHEESE DELIVERY SERVICE, FULLY ANONYMOUS AND SHAME-FREE ORDERING SYSTEM. for single moms a concierge service where someone pretty (either/no gender) comes to give you a scalp massage and braids.
we pay for this with a 90% flat death tax on all wealth and assets for everything over a cool milly. progressive tax otherwise (0% taxes for anything on anyone at or within 50% of poverty line) but excruciatingly high taxes on wealth, not just salary, for everyone approaching that top 10%. with all that money flowing into our contry we'll have moms fuckin railing fat lines of coke off their own tiddy. cramming fistfulls of pre-9/11 ecstasy up into their honeytraps with cheryl from PTA.

Jesus, dude, you got my vote.

# ? Jan 12, 2019 13:13

CheesyDog: Jul 4, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

"well it sounds nice in theory but how would you pay for it? hot stuff?" excellent question. first off, we will produce the drugs domestically so as to not empower the Evil Cartels and Shadowy Sino-Russian Laboratories. the factories will be staffed with prison labor as my first act upon coming to power will be to lock up all the pundits and AM talk radio sports hosts. then the white males who comment on barstool sports' FB posts. the entire fandom of the Dropkick Murphies, including women and idiot-children, will be marched into a greenhouse and forced to grow weed, which is probably what they were going to do anyway so frankly it works out.
evangelical christian preachers will be instructed in the fine art of Dildocrafting. catholics used to be used for this but the only dildos they produced were modeled on children.

anyeway. what my point is, is smoke up a mom if you know one, and she smokes. watch her kids for an hour so she can take a poo poo in peace for once in her god for loving saken life. it's not like her useless poo poo of an ex will help.

lmao: edit i totally forgot the rest. anyway moms ALSO deserve universal pre-K after the kid pops out, but before that? individualized doulas. the whole process through. 24/7 hotline of other ladies to listen to you complain about bloating and all they say is "mmhm" or "drat that sucks." DRONE BASED PICKLE/CHEESE DELIVERY SERVICE, FULLY ANONYMOUS AND SHAME-FREE ORDERING SYSTEM. for single moms a concierge service where someone pretty (either/no gender) comes to give you a scalp massage and braids.
we pay for this with a 90% flat death tax on all wealth and assets for everything over a cool milly. progressive tax otherwise (0% taxes for anything on anyone at or within 50% of poverty line) but excruciatingly high taxes on wealth, not just salary, for everyone approaching that top 10%. with all that money flowing into our contry we'll have moms fuckin railing fat lines of coke off their own tiddy. cramming fistfulls of pre-9/11 ecstasy up into their honeytraps with cheryl from PTA.

Mushroom trip gave me confusing insight into my sexuality -- How do I understand this? (self.sex)

submitted 16 hours ago by Pacman_Curbstomp

quote:

TL;DR at the bottom, but it's hopefully an interesting read!

I'm mainly posting this to see if anyone here has experienced anything like what happened to me, or can help me find more information on the subject, as it's so far out of the realm of what I've ever heard of that I can't find any helpful information on google.

About a week ago a took an eighth of Psilocybin mushrooms. I'm not a regular drug user at all and this was my first time taking psychedelics. I had done plenty of research and prepared for the trip, hoping to gain some insight into some relationship issues and other things. Note here that I am a straight white male, which will be relevant later.

The trip itself was extremely interesting and enjoyable. I did art, listened to music, and generally enjoyed the hallucinatory visuals, with each activity bringing me more joy and peace and contentment than anything I've done sober. I also gained a deeper appreciation for seashells, but that's not the point. The relevant bit is something that happened after the peak of the trip, while I was coming down. Quick disclaimer: it sounds insane. I'm neither religious nor particularly spiritual, and tend to have a deep cynicism toward any kind of mystical jiggery pokery. I have a couple friends who semi-believe in energy and auras and crystals, etc., and I've scoffed at them to the point of being borderline rude. I know that if what I'm about to describe it hadn't happened to me I would have dismissed it out of hand as mumbo jumbo. And I'm not sure that it's not, but it feels so true to me that it's not really possible for me to doubt it. It's also very difficult to describe the experience in a way that other people can understand, and I'm not even sure that's possible. But I'll give it the old college try. End disclaiming.

I had been in my room watching the visuals flowing through my Himalayan salt lamp, and the experience occurred after the visuals had completely faded. I closed my eyes, which allowed me to think more deeply without any kind of visual stimulation. Earlier in the trip I had been able to see a reddish aura around my roommates, which I recognized somehow as their energy--manifestations of their feelings and personalities. I found that I was now able to visualize my own energy, and specifically knew it was my sexual energy. It was sleek and blue and graceful. I was aware of the concept of curves, and of lithe grace and power. There was no angry motion, no aggression, but it was no less passionate or powerful for it. It wasn't gentle, it was simply contained power. I could go on describing it for a long time, but I'll get to the point.

A realization had begun to form as this omnisensory manifestation of my own sexuality swirled around me, until it finally crystallized into an epiphany that was so totally inconceivable that I gasped in real shock when it finally hit me.

My sexual energy was not male.

It was female. In that single moment I knew that to be true like I�d known nothing before. The energy

that drove my erotic desires and attractions and all my sexual passion and behavior was female. But not

straight female. Lesbian female. It was that of a female who is attracted to other females. Let me be clear: I am not gay, or bi, or trans. I'm not attracted to males or male sexual energy in any way, though I would be open to it if I were. I'm confident that there are no latent homosexual feelings in me, and no kind of body dysmorphia at all. I'm a very masculine guy and have always been extremely confident in my masculinity. In fact I've always felt like my lack of insecurity is why I've always been able to enjoy the arts and Broadway musicals and other things traditionally labeled as more feminine without any of the embarrassment some of my guy friends would feel.

The revelation that I had was that I simply approached sexuality from the emotional and spiritual perspective of a female. I'm not exactly sure what that means, but it feels true.

To be honest, it was not a comfortable thought, and it remains uncomfortable, but it rang undeniably true. Suddenly certain things in my life made sense: my deep attenuation to and understanding of female pleasure, my attraction almost exclusively to pornography featuring solo females, my sexual empathy and intense but not aggressive behavior during lovemaking, etc. I realized that the women I'm sexually and romantically drawn to are generally women who have a higher chance of being attracted to other females as well. A recent ex ended up dating a woman after our relationship ended, for example.

Another thing I felt in that time was a connection to other people in my life that also exhibited sexual energy the same way I did, including most of my exes and my dad. Two days later, when my best friend revealed to me that she had started to get feelings for a female friend of hers, I wasn't surprised, because I had sensed that we shared the same energy during my trip.

I trust this friend more than anyone else in the world, and she's the only person I've told about this experience. I was nervous to do so, because it sounds insane and also is frightening and confusing to me, and talking about it was the most vulnerable I've ever been, but she immediately said she thought it was true and made sense to her 100%. We've tried dating in the past, but it's always fizzled very quickly because things just didn't feel right. She said she never could put her finger on why, but hearing me explain my experience made it clear to her that that was why we didn't click. We only had a handful of sexual experiences, and never had sex or were even fully naked with each other, and they weren't exactly awkward, but they were sort of clumsy and I wasn't as passionate as I usually am and didn't have a chance to do any of the things I consider my specialty.

I think I'm rambling. Here's my point: I've never heard of a straight male with a female sexual expression, or vice versa, or anything like that at all, and couldn't have imagined myself in that situation in a million years. I've tried googling it, but can't find anything like what I'm talking about. All the results point to gay or bi men, or transgendered men and women, none of which describe me at all. Does anyone here know anything about what I described? Am I insane? Did I have a bullshit fake experience that I'm taking too seriously? Feel free to ask clarifying questions, and thanks for reading this all the way through. I'm just hoping to be pointed in the direction of some clarity.

TL;DR I'm straight and male, but I took shrooms and realized that my sexual energy is that of a female attracted to females. It feels true but is very confusing and I can't find any reference to anything like it anywhere and am looking for some kind of guidance.

# ? Jan 12, 2019 13:29

Acres of Quakers: May 6, 2006

CheesyDog posted:

Mushroom trip gave me confusing insight into my sexuality -- How do I understand this? (self.sex)

submitted 16 hours ago by Pacman_Curbstomp

Ah, thee olde "lesbian trapped in a man's body". A classic.

# ? Jan 12, 2019 13:37

CheesyDog: Jul 4, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

lol at everyone taking years to mess up their lives when they could have had this incredibly bad idea instead

Girlfriend wants to try a new thing in bed but I think that it�s not a good idea. (self.sex)

submitted 2 days ago by tmptedi

quote:

My current gf is 18 and I�m 17 and have known each other for years. We�ve been having sex for a year now and obviously we expanded what we have tried in bed. She�s usually very respectful and does the right things, she�s a good person, but she has been asking me to try one of her kinks in bed a lot lately. She said that she wants me to give her a facial, and that she wants to �show it off� in front of my mom one day that she sleeps over.

Now, I don�t know why this idea turns her on or anything and I�m not going to judge, but I don�t think it�s a good idea. My mom really likes her and thinks that she�s the lerfect girl for me and I think that if she did this. My mom would probably not like her as much anymore. I don�t know though, advice?

# ? Jan 12, 2019 13:54

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Sorry Shroom-boy, it was not interesting at all. Maybe find a writer inside yourself next time?

# ? Jan 12, 2019 13:55

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

CheesyDog posted:

lol at everyone taking years to mess up their lives when they could have had this incredibly bad idea instead

Girlfriend wants to try a new thing in bed but I think that it�s not a good idea. (self.sex)

submitted 2 days ago by tmptedi

This horned up as hell 17 year old is definitely going to be convinced to parade his cum covered girlfriend infront of his mom lmao

# ? Jan 12, 2019 14:19

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

CheesyDog posted:

lol at everyone taking years to mess up their lives when they could have had this incredibly bad idea instead

Girlfriend wants to try a new thing in bed but I think that it’s not a good idea. (self.sex)

submitted 2 days ago by tmptedi

Hahahaha do it you punk

# ? Jan 12, 2019 14:34

Errant Gin Monks: Oct 2, 2009; "Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch

CheesyDog posted:

lol at everyone taking years to mess up their lives when they could have had this incredibly bad idea instead

Girlfriend wants to try a new thing in bed but I think that it�s not a good idea. (self.sex)

submitted 2 days ago by tmptedi

This can only go well. Moms love seeing their sons girlfriends covered in spooge.

# ? Jan 12, 2019 15:46

CheesyDog: Jul 4, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

LadyPictureShow posted:

I'm going to spare you all reading it unless you really want to, but his magnum opus is Having siblings ruined my life, and it's like 33 loving paragraphs long.

https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/9w1fsu/having_siblings_ruined_my_life/

Yikes

I know I posted his roastme but someone linked this in the Reddit thread and it is actually way worse in every way

# ? Jan 12, 2019 16:05

Power Khan: Aug 20, 2011; by Fritz the Horse

CheesyDog posted:

lol at everyone taking years to mess up their lives when they could have had this incredibly bad idea instead

Girlfriend wants to try a new thing in bed but I think that it�s not a good idea. (self.sex)

submitted 2 days ago by tmptedi

Idk, if this was Pakistan or the US, the mom would probably start screeching or something, in the rest of the industrialized world mom wouldn't even look up and boredly say "don't get it into your eyes, sweetie"

# ? Jan 12, 2019 16:36

MarcusSA: Sep 23, 2007

Propaniac posted:

I feel like there's the basis of a great novel hidden in this post's backstory:

I started divorce proceedings but husband has since passed away, do I need to do anything further for/to my case? (Texas)

Technically in most states you still need to finish the divorce. :shrug:

# ? Jan 12, 2019 16:45

Sunswipe: Feb 5, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

CheesyDog posted:

I know I posted his roastme but someone linked this in the Reddit thread and it is actually way worse in every way

Because of loving course that subreddit exists.

# ? Jan 12, 2019 17:02

LadyPictureShow: Nov 18, 2005; Success!

CheesyDog posted:

I know I posted his roastme but someone linked this in the Reddit thread and it is actually way worse in every way

Ugh. It gets worse.
[M/s] How do i tell my mother about my feelings for her?

https://www.reddit.com/r/incest_relationships/comments/6agazc/ms_how_do_i_tell_my_mother_about_my_feelings_for/

# ? Jan 12, 2019 17:11

Mr. Lobe: Feb 23, 2007; ... Dry bones...

I cannot imagine the grief of a mother who finds out her kid is messed up like that. How do you even begin to grapple with a situation like that?

# ? Jan 12, 2019 17:13

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

post natal abortion

# ? Jan 12, 2019 17:14

Mameluke: Aug 2, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

Postpartum abortion?

edit: drat

# ? Jan 12, 2019 17:14

KYOON GRIFFEY JR: Apr 12, 2010; Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Mr. Lobe posted:

I cannot imagine the grief of a mother who finds out her kid is messed up like that. How do you even begin to grapple with a situation like that?

murder-suicide

# ? Jan 12, 2019 17:18

CheesyDog: Jul 4, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

we have dug too deep and too greedily

# ? Jan 12, 2019 17:24

LadyPictureShow: Nov 18, 2005; Success!

CheesyDog posted:

we have dug too deep and too greedily

We need to burn it all down; salt the earth.

# ? Jan 12, 2019 17:26

UZR IS BULLSHIT: Jan 25, 2004

CheesyDog posted:

Mushroom trip gave me confusing insight into my sexuality -- How do I understand this? (self.sex)

submitted 16 hours ago by Pacman_Curbstomp

# ? Jan 12, 2019 17:34

Pope Hilarius II: Nov 10, 2008

CheesyDog posted:

lol at everyone taking years to mess up their lives when they could have had this incredibly bad idea instead

Girlfriend wants to try a new thing in bed but I think that it�s not a good idea. (self.sex)

submitted 2 days ago by tmptedi

this girl owns

# ? Jan 12, 2019 17:37

Photex: Apr 6, 2009

CheesyDog posted:

we have dug too deep and too greedily

Thread is flying too close to the sun

Edit: just realized he has like.. Multiple posts about kissing on the neck recently the same move he put on his mom a year ago :barf:

Photex fucked around with this message at 17:40 on Jan 12, 2019

# ? Jan 12, 2019 17:37

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Errant Gin Monks posted:

This can only go well. Moms love seeing their sons girlfriends covered in spooge.

"Better on her than in her." *goes back to her coffee*

# ? Jan 12, 2019 18:36

Lowen SoDium: Jun 5, 2003; Highen Fiber; Clapping Larry

Haifisch posted:

AITA for getting angry that my parents mix all our leftovers together

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWVNa3QjuOc&t=37s

# ? Jan 12, 2019 19:05

Xenocides: Jan 14, 2008; This world looks very scary....

I got my girlfriend's [37F] son [12M] a telescope for his birthday. His dad [39M] does not like how I am encouraging a useful career for him.

quote:

*Title is supposed to read his dad does not like how I am encouraging a useless career according to him on my girlfriends son".

My girlfriend's son, besides video games and other stuff younger kids like he really likes learning about the past. Studying fossils and other species, paleontology animal planet discovery channel all that stuff.

I think it's cool because I don't usually see kids around his age into the stuff he is into. He says he wants to be an astronomer, and all that stuff.

It seems to anger/upset his dad. He wants him to think about other things in life such as what he really wants to do besides this stuff they think is useless or whatever according to them.

His dad said I'm influencing a head in the clouds mentality according to him. Even my girlfriend thinks they should try to steer him in a different path.

I don't see what the big deal is. All I did was get him a telescope that I knew he would probably like. His dad actually told my girlfriend she wants him to return it, and he's trying to convince her that he's gotta grow up. She is even starting to second guess it.

The kids loving 12 it's not like he's going to have different interests later on. it's just pissing me off. I'll throw out the receipt before they return it.

TLDR: I got my girlfriend's son a telescope for his birthday. His dad does not like how I am influencing him to engage in the hobbies/interests he has. Even to the point where it's making my girlfriend question if she is doing the wrong thing by encouraging him and should try to steer him into another direction.

How dare you distract the kid from his video games with this useless science crap?

# ? Jan 12, 2019 19:14

wizardofloneliness: Dec 30, 2008

Xenocides posted:

How dare you distract the kid from his video games with this useless science crap?

What are the chances the dad is an engineer/computer person? That�s the only real kind of science after all, not this lame natural history stuff.

# ? Jan 12, 2019 19:40

cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

Smart move on the dad's part. Astronomers are the most cheated on profession in all of STEM. You're practically begging your wife to cheat on you and giving her an exactingly detailed schedule of when you'll be gone. Like, "Honey, I'll be out all night until Orion's dick star isn't visible."

# ? Jan 12, 2019 19:41

LadyPictureShow: Nov 18, 2005; Success!

I�m (F29) moving out this weekend�Ex (M27) seems to have undergone a radical personality shift and left evidence of his cheating around the house. How do I cope in order to get this move done?

quote:

On mobile, first time poster, apologies for formatting, etc.

(Also, if this doesn�t belong in this sub, please let me know and I�ll remove it. )

Hey all, I�m currently in the middle of a breakup that blindsided me and my ex seems to be being deliberately cruel about a lot of it.

I�ve tried to avoid conflict at all costs because, well, I�m crushed and just want to remove myself from the vicinity of a person who is not even remotely close to the guy I�ve known 7 years, dated for 3.5 years, and lived with for just under 3 years.

The breakup is the result of an emotional affair�but after packing up house again after 2 weeks of staying away, I�m beginning to think it might not have just been emotional. He�s lied to my face and I called him on it and had no remorse so that part isn�t too surprising.

I sat down in person to chat and set out my boundaries for me getting out of the house, namely that he find a place to stay from Friday until Tuesday. I don�t think it�s a big ask considering he gets to stay in the house I loved and I have been living out of a suitcase for half a month.

He�s not even a person I know at this point, and his eyes have a creepy dead quality to them. He agreed to stay out for the allotted timeframe (he works at a hotel, and has lots of family options. I don�t.) Before I left, I specifically asked him to remove anything I could find that might hurt me or might be further evidence of his cheating.

I get in to start packing last night. Go to throw something away and find two empty boxes of condoms at the top of the garbage, in plain sight�with a love note from me he had kept in his nightstand, crumpled on top.

Our lives were pretty well mixed together, so a lot of my stuff was mixed with his. I had a phone charger in his nightstand. I had seen the note, the condom box, 2 small bottles of lube, etc. already because, I kept my charger there and he didn�t mind. Went to grab my charger�all of it is gone, too. I don�t think it�s a stretch to say you don�t pack that poo poo to take with you unless you�re planning to make use of it.

In the living room is a new framed drawing sitting on the entertainment center. The initials on it are from no one we know, but definitely a girl he works with who doodles sometimes. He had mentioned during the breakup he had flirty feelings for this girl too. Note: his emotional cheating was supposedly with someone else he met through an online Star Trek game�yeah this is seriously my life right now.

So, my question�how do you deal with handling something unavoidable but also feels like more than you can withstand? How do you function in order to get things done when it seems someone is being deliberately heartless to you?

I have friends who are going to be there with me today, more for emotional support than anything. I hate that I have to do this. I hate more that whoever this person is would leave casual reminders in plain sight of how little he gives a gently caress for anyone but himself.

Help, please. I just need to make it through this weekend.

TL;DR�Ex has left souvenirs from his emotional (possibly more?) affair all over the house I�m trying to move out of this weekend. How do I deal in order to get this done?

# ? Jan 12, 2019 19:54

Clark Nova: Jul 18, 2004

My boyfriend is seeking jamaharon, please advise

# ? Jan 12, 2019 19:59

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

CheesyDog posted:

I know I posted his roastme but someone linked this in the Reddit thread and it is actually way worse in every way

Pretend that this got animated so she's winking.

# ? Jan 12, 2019 20:01

cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

7 years together. Good thing she got out before Pon'Far started and she got trapped by that good Vulcan dick.

# ? Jan 12, 2019 20:02

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

LadyPictureShow posted:

I’m (F29) moving out this weekend—Ex (M27) seems to have undergone a radical personality shift and left evidence of his cheating around the house. How do I cope in order to get this move done?

Sorry he cheated on you and is being such a dick but you're a grown woman. Just pack up your poo poo and go.

Top deck his toilet on the way out.

# ? Jan 12, 2019 20:14

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

lmfao "please hide any objects that could hurt me or remind me of your cheating"

# ? Jan 12, 2019 20:28

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

Please excise the part of my brain that stores memories while I am moving (this will take 5 days)

# ? Jan 12, 2019 20:32

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# ? May 30, 2024 08:17

Miserable Maid: Apr 22, 2010; Cat Army

LadyPictureShow posted:

I�m (F29) moving out this weekend�Ex (M27) seems to have undergone a radical personality shift and left evidence of his cheating around the house. How do I cope in order to get this move done?

Why does this seem to happen so much? I've seen it happen tons of times, where after a breakup due to cheating, the one that cheated starts being super needlessly cruel and bragging about it for no real reason, even if the breakup was seemingly amicable, and they were previously decent.

# ? Jan 12, 2019 20:32

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