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VH4Ever
Oct 1, 2005

by sebmojo

Data Graham posted:

I remember those bits. I feel like back in the 90s there wasn't as much of a qualitative distinction being made between dumb/politician-rear end-covering euphemisms that we all ought to be derisive of (like calling a meltdown an unrequested fission surplus or whatever) and the kind of "political correctness" that means not habitually slurring groups of people who ought by rights not get dunked on.

You're right, and to my knowledge his targets were always sloganeering and euphemisms being used by the political class, the professional opinion makers and etc. He would harp on dumb sayings amongst the citizenry but that really wasn't a point he was making about being PC, just how we sort of blindly repeat old colloquialisms without examining if they make sense and etc. Obviously the discussion we're all having these days is pretty different because now there's a real pushback on misogyny, racism, trans and homophobia and etc that there just was not then.

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Kale
May 14, 2010

The Super-Id posted:

It’s a great movie, but so is the new one. It was good and smart to make it very different too so they don’t really compete with each other for a place in my heart.

Usually movie remakes are soulless cash ins. Might check it out at some point if it's legit then. I assume there's no over the top hunter character chewing the scenery in this one or if he's in it he's different cause that character was as 90's family movie villain as they come.

Kale fucked around with this message at 23:13 on Jan 12, 2019

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Oh gently caress off

https://mobile.twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/1084204650973270016

The Super-Id
Nov 9, 2005

"You know it's what you really want."


Grimey Drawer

Kale posted:

Usually movie remakes are soulless cash ins. Might check it out at some point if it's legit then. I assume there's no over the top hunter character chewing the scenery in this one or if he's in it he's different.

Van Pelt is in it but completely different. Also ultimately not a big part of the movie despite being the antagonist. There is definitely a soul to the new Jumanji, the characters have some depth and it has good things to say about people. That said it’s still a somewhat silly movie but if you don’t go in expecting high art you will probably be pleasantly surprised.

Unoriginal Name
Aug 1, 2006

by sebmojo

Data Graham posted:

And border arrests being up 240% since a year ago is probably attributable to the CBP going apeshit with new enthusiasm, right?

I wonder if that includes the children in internment camps

CelestialScribe
Jan 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!

Kale posted:

Usually movie remakes are soulless cash ins. Might check it out at some point if it's legit then. I assume there's no over the top hunter character chewing the scenery in this one or if he's in it he's different cause that character was as 90's family movie villain as they come.

I shall need a replacement weapon.

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/scottmstedman/status/1084210576585179137?s=21

Chimp_On_Stilts
Aug 31, 2004
Holy Hell.

Data Graham posted:

Someone want to contextualize and/or debunk these? I assume they're some combination of "actual stats fluffed up to look scary" and "lies", but I'm not sure of the proportion.

Debunking lies is an ineffective way to approach Donald's disinformation campaign.

True statements can be contextualized dishonestly or in bad faith to mislead you.

Firing back at lies is expensive, slow, and is too late anyway since now there is a false sense that the ideas deserve equal consideration.

Even *known lies*, presented to people who *know they are lies* can serve the propagandist's purpose by shifting the conversation to be about the propagandist's preferred topic. For example, non-stop insisting that immigrants are criminals will cause public discussion to constantly be about criminal immigrants, leading to confusion and annihilation of truth.

Don't focus on debunking Trump. Acknowledge he's a lying motherfucker and move on.

MickeyFinn
May 8, 2007
Biggie Smalls and Junior Mafia some mark ass bitches

It's not just that they are inflated, its that they are absolute values that are made to look large. Crime in Texas for 2010.

292000 crimes:
In 2010 alone there were 1,064,477 "total crimes" in Texas.

539 murders:
In 2010 alone there were 1259 murders in Texas.

32,000 assaults
In 2010 alone there were 71,517 assaults in Texas.

(sexual assaults and weapons charges aren't separated in the Wikipedia data.)

What about per population?

total: 4,215.2 crimes/100k/year
aggravated assaults: 283.2 assaults/100k/year
murder: 4.9 murders/100k/year

Let's make his tweet look as ridiculous as possible by making every assumption we can to favor "undocumented immigrants are all criminals." Estimates for the number of illegal immigrants in Texas are hard. But we want the smallest number possible (so their crime rate is really high, they're criminals, remember?). I'll use Wikipedia again (ugh, "illegal immigrants" as a statistical category name...), that gives 11.1 million with "California, Texas, Florida, New York, New Jersey and Illinois accounted for 59% of illegal immigrants in 2014." So let's call it 1/6 of 60% of 11.1 million or 1.1 million undocumented immigrants in Texas in 2014. Let us further assume that the 292000 charges really are crimes and the liberal activist courts are preventing real Americans from getting justice and also assume the 292000 are real crimes and not simply being here without documentation.

292000 / (8 years) / (11*100k) = 3318.2 crimes/100k/year
32443 / (8 years) / (11*100k) = 368.7 assaults/100k/year
529 / (8 years) / (11*100k) = 6.1 murders/100k/year

If you go by the conviction rate (from the "Reality Check"):
total crimes: 1363.6 crimes/100k/year
assaults = 154.1 assaults/100k/year
murders = 2.7 murders/100k/year

Remember that the first numbers came from making every assumptions possible to favor the numbers that our dumbass president tweeted out. Nothing Trump says is ever useful, even if the specifics are true in vacuum.

eke out
Feb 24, 2013




there's all kinds of poo poo that could fit in that box and that's no better than any other guess (except it's worse because "President Donald J. Trump Criminal Investigation" doesn't even sound right)

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

If trump used a made up number that didn’t even exist you’d see people argue if it was a number to begin with

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

"...the spiders"?

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

SocketWrench posted:

"...the spiders"?

In his brain, yes.

Ate My Balls Redux
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Herstory Begins Now posted:

There's a reason why the rock is one of the single most popular Americans period full stop

Considering there was talk in 2016 about him running for pres (as an R) at some point, now would be the time to ratfuck his chances

He's insanely media-savvy. I knew there was no way he would have said that poo poo in public even if he believed it

Hijinks Ensue
Jul 24, 2007

bobjr posted:

If trump used a made up number that didn’t even exist you’d see people argue if it was a number to begin with

Somehow get him to say he did something on the thirty-twelfth of Yezzletide and watch the chuds freak out when it isn't in their calendar, OMG DEEP STATE MISPRINTED ALL THE CALENDARS

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

didn't pompeo already do this?

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/1084228372811730944

jesus christ

As a result, U.S. officials said there is no detailed record, even in classified files, of Trump’s face-to-face interactions with the Russian leader at five locations over the past two years. Such a gap would be unusual in any presidency, let alone one that Russia sought to install through what U.S. intelligence agencies have described as an unprecedented campaign of election interference.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
It’s seriously amazing just how compromised our piss boy President is.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

eke out posted:

https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/1084228372811730944

jesus christ

As a result, U.S. officials said there is no detailed record, even in classified files, of Trump’s face-to-face interactions with the Russian leader at five locations over the past two years. Such a gap would be unusual in any presidency, let alone one that Russia sought to install through what U.S. intelligence agencies have described as an unprecedented campaign of election interference.

If this fucker isn't guilty, he is doing everything in his power to frame himself


Can we just impeach the motherfucker already?

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

There is certainly a lot going on in those redacted documents, but trying to fit text into the black boxes seems to be open to all sorts of misleading conclusions and basically trying to solve sudoku games.

The thing about this investigation is, there is enough information openly available, in indictments, pleas, sentencing documents, and other clear sources of information, that going to the trouble of trying to find hidden clues is extraneous.

The Southern District of New York, in its indictment of Michael Cohen, that he pled guilty to, has already implicated Donald Trump in a felony, which if he wasn't president, he would probably already be indicted for, and which he has not factually debated. There is no reason to try to seek hidden clues when this is publicly available information with almost no ambiguity.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

eke out posted:

https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/1084228372811730944

jesus christ

As a result, U.S. officials said there is no detailed record, even in classified files, of Trump’s face-to-face interactions with the Russian leader at five locations over the past two years. Such a gap would be unusual in any presidency, let alone one that Russia sought to install through what U.S. intelligence agencies have described as an unprecedented campaign of election interference.

jesus christ. maybe that horse whisperer resistance person has a some points.

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



glowing-fish posted:

There is certainly a lot going on in those redacted documents, but trying to fit text into the black boxes seems to be open to all sorts of misleading conclusions and basically trying to solve sudoku games.

The thing about this investigation is, there is enough information openly available, in indictments, pleas, sentencing documents, and other clear sources of information, that going to the trouble of trying to find hidden clues is extraneous.

The Southern District of New York, in its indictment of Michael Cohen, that he pled guilty to, has already implicated Donald Trump in a felony, which if he wasn't president, he would probably already be indicted for, and which he has not factually debated. There is no reason to try to seek hidden clues when this is publicly available information with almost no ambiguity.

the other thing is michael flynn is now openly cooperating against his former turkish business associates, who have been indicted in the wake of this filing

so the odds that that's one of their names are pretty high

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

glowing-fish posted:

The Southern District of New York, in its indictment of Michael Cohen, that he pled guilty to, has already implicated Donald Trump in a felony, which if he wasn't president, he would probably already be indicted for, and which he has not factually debated.

Uhhhh, if "No collusion! No collusion! YOU'RE the colluder' isn't debating it on the facts, I don't know what is.:colbert:

Kerning Chameleon
Apr 8, 2015

by Cyrano4747

glowing-fish posted:

There is certainly a lot going on in those redacted documents, but trying to fit text into the black boxes seems to be open to all sorts of misleading conclusions and basically trying to solve sudoku games.

Sounds like a task for machine-learning AI!

We can call it Mad Libs Bot: CIA Edition.

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

eke out posted:

https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/1084228372811730944

jesus christ

As a result, U.S. officials said there is no detailed record, even in classified files, of Trump’s face-to-face interactions with the Russian leader at five locations over the past two years. Such a gap would be unusual in any presidency, let alone one that Russia sought to install through what U.S. intelligence agencies have described as an unprecedented campaign of election interference.

https://twitter.com/mikeisaac/status/1084229774602465280?s=21

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Subpoena that interpreter right the gently caress now.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

mdemone posted:

Subpoena that interpreter right the gently caress now.

That's gonna be the quickest invocation of executive privilege ever

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



The Glumslinger posted:

That's gonna be the quickest invocation of executive privilege ever

to be fair that'd be a totally legit invocation, and asserting privilege for an actually constitutional reason would be kind of shocking in and of itself

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

eke out posted:

to be fair that'd be a totally legit invocation, which would be kind of shocking in itself

It would? Well poo poo.

...what if an impeachment trial? Still privileged?

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



mdemone posted:

It would? Well poo poo.

...what if an impeachment trial? Still privileged?

it's always hard to force the executive to do things when he's operating in a quintessentially-executive function like private discussions with foreign leaders

and even beyond that, a translator would probably force a court to hold her in contempt before revealing this kind of thing because it would gently caress their career forever (despite there being no legally recognized privilege re: translators, it's a norm of their profession)

eke out fucked around with this message at 00:45 on Jan 13, 2019

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


eke out posted:

(except it's worse because "President Donald J. Trump Criminal Investigation" doesn't even sound right)

Hey, they're not going to call it the "Fat Orange Idiot Criminal Investigation," are they?

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Great, so we'll just never know what Trump said to Putin. Not like that could ever be important or anything. Super.

Ever Disappointing
May 4, 2004

mdemone posted:

It would? Well poo poo.

...what if an impeachment trial? Still privileged?

There is legal precedent with both Nixon and Reagan that executive privilege cannot be used in furtherance of hiding crimes, but who knows with this court.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Remember that the Nixon WH tried to claim that the WH tapes were privileged and fell under executive privilege. They lost that case at SCOTUS but the court was way more liberal back then.

CmdrRiker
Apr 8, 2016

You dismally untalented little creep!


Triggered? Because only the GOP knows what it is like to have loving dogs?

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006


Nothing but respect for my pre—

—Bring da bawl back Toby! Bring the bawl—aw don’t go in da watah your feet are awl wet! Oh dawg whut are you doin’ oooohhhh dawg that’s nasty!

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Trump doesn't know what a dog is you moron.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



CmdrRiker posted:

Triggered? Because only the GOP knows what it is like to have loving dogs?
It looks like they got dog poo poo on the star

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Doctor Spaceman posted:

Trump doesn't know what a dog is you moron.

yeah trump hates dogs lol

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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
If he really wants to use his dogs to honor Trump he'd fire them

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