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BigDave posted:Gimmie another beer, ya brain dead hick! You little S.O.B.! If I ever find out who you are I'm gonna shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs up your butt!
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BigDave posted:Gimmie another beer, ya brain dead hick! What about us brain dead slobs?
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Funky See Funky Do posted:
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We are now developing our most powerful dance. The Penetrada. It makes sex look like a church.
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:We are now developing our most powerful dance. The Penetrada. It makes sex look like a church. You are now carrying my child.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:You are now carrying my child. But.... ho-
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Jerusalem posted:But.... ho- Nine months later, Jerusalem gave birth to 14 beautiful bunnies. Eight survived.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:
How dare you! If I find out who this is, I'll staple a flag to your butt, and mail you to Iran!
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BigDave posted:How dare you! If I find out who this is, I'll staple a flag to your butt, and mail you to Iran!
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Jerusalem posted:But.... ho- That is the mystery of shitposting.
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Paingod556 posted:Nine months later, Jerusalem gave birth to 14 beautiful bunnies. Eight survived.
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Mods! Those two bunnies are killing each other!
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After The War posted:Mods! Those two bunnies are killing each other! After The War and Do Over Ham were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.
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# ? Jan 13, 2019 17:49 |
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Use a pen, Sideshow Funky.
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After The War posted:Mods! Those two bunnies are killing each other! [your signature is being processed. check the notification bar for updates]
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Paingod556 posted:Nine months later, Jerusalem gave birth to 14 beautiful bunnies. Eight survived. I write mysteries under an assumed name. I start with the ending and then work backwards from there. BigDave posted:After The War and Do Over Ham were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me. The baby LOOKED at you!?!
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But, Martytoof, the dank, the dank.
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Jerusalem posted:I write mysteries under an assumed name. I start with the ending and then work backwards from there. Ok Mr. Jerusalem, I just need your first name.
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Mooseontheloose posted:Ok Mr. Jerusalem, I just need your first name. Look just give me the letter before I eat my kids, okay?
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Jerusalem posted:Look just give me the letter before I eat my kids, okay?
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Neddy Seagoon posted:
Oh, don't pooh-pooh a Fosters, Neddy Seagoon. A Fosters will buy you a steak and kidney pie, a cup of coffee, a slice of cheesecake, and a newsreel, with enough change left over to ride the trolley from Battery Park to the Polo Grounds.
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There's a can. A sweet, sweet can.
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Jerusalem posted:
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Chub! I mean, crap. Something said. Not good. Do over Ham fucked around with this message at 05:22 on Jan 14, 2019 |
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Do over Ham posted:Chud! I mean, crap. I am evil Haaam, I am evil Haaaam.
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No, not that Wadded Beef can. The one right at the bottom
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Mooseontheloose posted:I am evil Haaam, I am evil Haaaam. Trust me, it'll be funny when I'm an old man.
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Jerusalem posted:No, not that Wadded Beef can. The one right at the bottom
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Oooh, an rear end can! That can is full of.... assy goodness.
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A rump as big as the queen's and twice as fragrant. Jerusalem posted:No, not that Wadded Beef can. The one right at the bottom The ring came off my Wadded Beef can. What's the extra B for?
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Do over Ham posted:What's the extra B for?
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Now, to take the ferry costs a nickel, and in those days nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say.
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Context: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki/status/1084977547782303744
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