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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

BigDave posted:

Gimmie another beer, ya brain dead hick!

I'll kill ya! I'll kill all of ya!!!



You little S.O.B.! If I ever find out who you are I'm gonna shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs up your butt!

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

BigDave posted:

Gimmie another beer, ya brain dead hick!

I'll kill ya! I'll kill all of ya!!!

What about us brain dead slobs?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Funky See Funky Do posted:



You little S.O.B.! If I ever find out who you are I'm gonna shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs up your butt!

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

We are now developing our most powerful dance. The Penetrada. It makes sex look like a church.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

We are now developing our most powerful dance. The Penetrada. It makes sex look like a church.

You are now carrying my child.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Funky See Funky Do posted:

You are now carrying my child.

But.... ho-

Paingod556
Nov 8, 2011

Not a problem, sir

Jerusalem posted:

But.... ho-

Nine months later, Jerusalem gave birth to 14 beautiful bunnies. Eight survived.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Funky See Funky Do posted:



You little S.O.B.! If I ever find out who you are I'm gonna shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs up your butt!

How dare you! If I find out who this is, I'll staple a flag to your butt, and mail you to Iran!

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

BigDave posted:

How dare you! If I find out who this is, I'll staple a flag to your butt, and mail you to Iran!

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Jerusalem posted:

But.... ho-

That is the mystery of shitposting.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Paingod556 posted:

Nine months later, Jerusalem gave birth to 14 beautiful bunnies. Eight survived.

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor
Mods! Those two bunnies are killing each other! :ohdear:

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

After The War posted:

Mods! Those two bunnies are killing each other! :ohdear:

After The War and Do Over Ham were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe



Use a pen, Sideshow Funky.

insert_funny
Jan 5, 2013

I can never have plastic surgery, because I don't feel like chipping in another five bucks to change the picture.

After The War posted:

Mods! Those two bunnies are killing each other! :ohdear:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Paingod556 posted:

Nine months later, Jerusalem gave birth to 14 beautiful bunnies. Eight survived.

I write mysteries under an assumed name. I start with the ending and then work backwards from there.

BigDave posted:

After The War and Do Over Ham were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

The baby LOOKED at you!?! :aaa:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009


But, Martytoof, the dank, the dank. :ohdear:

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Jerusalem posted:

I write mysteries under an assumed name. I start with the ending and then work backwards from there.


Ok Mr. Jerusalem, I just need your first name.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Mooseontheloose posted:

Ok Mr. Jerusalem, I just need your first name.

Look just give me the letter before I eat my kids, okay? :mad:

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Jerusalem posted:

Look just give me the letter before I eat my kids, okay? :mad:

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Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Neddy Seagoon posted:



Welcome to Melbourne! Remember to say it without the 'r', don't ask for a Fosters, and get yourself a Myki from any 7-11 or train station for the public transport.

Oh, don't pooh-pooh a Fosters, Neddy Seagoon. A Fosters will buy you a steak and kidney pie, a cup of coffee, a slice of cheesecake, and a newsreel, with enough change left over to ride the trolley from Battery Park to the Polo Grounds. :corsair:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

:what:

There's a can. A sweet, sweet can.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

:what:

There's a can. A sweet, sweet can.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009


Chub! I mean, crap.

Something said. Not good. :ninja:

Do over Ham fucked around with this message at 05:22 on Jan 14, 2019

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Do over Ham posted:

Chud! I mean, crap.

Something said. Not good. :ninja:

I am evil Haaam, I am evil Haaaam.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


No, not that Wadded Beef can. The one right at the bottom :stwoon:

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Mooseontheloose posted:

I am evil Haaam, I am evil Haaaam.

Trust me, it'll be funny when I'm an old man.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem posted:

No, not that Wadded Beef can. The one right at the bottom :stwoon:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oooh, an rear end can! That can is full of.... assy goodness.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009


A rump as big as the queen's and twice as fragrant.

Jerusalem posted:

No, not that Wadded Beef can. The one right at the bottom :stwoon:

The ring came off my Wadded Beef can. :smith:


What's the extra B for?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Do over Ham posted:

What's the extra B for?

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009


Now, to take the ferry costs a nickel, and in those days nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO


Context:
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki/status/1084977547782303744

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

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