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Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

he's so drunk he thinks he's in an internet argument and they can't see what he looks like

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Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
I love the bombastic "arise ye white people, take arms to defend your glorious heritage!" rhetoric. Like even if you're a racist dipshit how is your reaction not "okay buddy, you first"? Just the dorkiest faux-grandiose proclamations from a guy whose biggest contribution to the race war is probably posting on twitter.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

snoremac posted:

B...but it’s right there?

Europeans got it from Britain which got it from having sex with fair skinned Middle Easterners.

This is a Persian woman form central Iran:




The original Britons had dark skin. So this chud is bemoaning the loss of natural Middle Eastern features.

Bastaman Vibration
Jun 26, 2005

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Europeans got it from Britain which got it from having sex with fair skinned Middle Easterners.

This is a Persian woman form central Iran:




The original Britons had dark skin. So this chud is bemoaning the loss of natural Middle Eastern features.

also as much as american chuds often tout irish ancestry (whether they have enough blood quantum or not lol) i heard from a decent source once that the ancient irish standard of beauty for women championed black hair. their fixation on gingers makes for a nice story to go with the "white genocide" line.

Stickfigure
Sep 4, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Europeans got it from Britain which got it from having sex with fair skinned Middle Easterners.
So that's why gingers don't have souls?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Freckles and insta-sunburn, that's the legacy of whatever ultra-white strain expresses itself in my millennia-distilled complexion

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

What percentage of those “beautiful white women” images come from glossy porn photos?

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Boomers saying “soyboy”

The internet has broken the worlds brains. I’m starting to wish there were a way to put Pandora’s box back together.

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Ague Proof posted:

he's so drunk he thinks he's in an internet argument and they can't see what he looks like

He’s a pasty middle aged person with a dad bod and a shrill voice- the perfect incel

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Scary! posted:

Boomers saying “soyboy”

The internet has broken the worlds brains. I’m starting to wish there were a way to put Pandora’s box back together.

Some of these phrases sound so ridiculous when you try saying them out loud

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
lol i just watched it

he's literally von abele from the future come to warn us about the mud races overrunning mickey d's

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Europeans got it from Britain which got it from having sex with fair skinned Middle Easterners.

This is a Persian woman form central Iran:




The original Britons had dark skin. So this chud is bemoaning the loss of natural Middle Eastern features.

even the Nords are guilty of appropriation

eg this Afghan man from Jalalabad

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Alan Smithee posted:

lol i just watched it

he's literally von abele from the future come to warn us about the mud races overrunning mickey d's

Not that it’s an original thought, but people like that probably are ok with the violent imperial control England had at gun point for hundreds of years. Their equally racist ancestors see a person with more melanin in their skin than themselves peacefully ordering something at McDonald’s and they have a “Falling Down” style freak out.

Morphix
May 21, 2003

by Reene

Scary! posted:

and they have a “Falling Down” style freak out.

So totes off topic but I had heard of this movie, and recently saw two clips of it on youtube, a clip of our hero confronting some people on a golf course and than our hero fixing a road that wasn't to his liking.

I have no idea if the hero ever has a moment of realization, but this seemed like the Turner Diaries but in movie form, what a bizarre movie. Was it popular when it came out? Because it seems like the anthem to every angry suburban dad.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Morphix posted:

So totes off topic but I had heard of this movie, and recently saw two clips of it on youtube, a clip of our hero confronting some people on a golf course and than our hero fixing a road that wasn't to his liking.

I have no idea if the hero ever has a moment of realization, but this seemed like the Turner Diaries but in movie form, what a bizarre movie. Was it popular when it came out? Because it seems like the anthem to every angry suburban dad.

Pretty much. Watch it, it's good. But the dude is not a hero.


(e: doesn't stop a lot of "plays-born-in-the-USA-at-a-political-rally" type idiots from failing to realize that though)

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I joked to Smythe that Falling Down is an alt right movie before it was a thing, but truth is I'm correct

Basically Michael Douglas works for a defense contractor and when america doesn't go his way he goes around correcting every target of 90s standup comedy, and ethnic cleansing those that can't be. They throw in an actual neo-nazi for him to kill as a "see not racist"

it's an "effective" movie regardless where you stand on it (hence why they don't make em like that anymore), but yeah ripe for chuddery.

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
You could probably pin it as alt right, but I think Falling Down more of a Facebook Dad movie since he actually leaves his house and gets mad about McDonald’s not serving breakfast later

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Morphix posted:

So totes off topic but I had heard of this movie, and recently saw two clips of it on youtube, a clip of our hero confronting some people on a golf course and than our hero fixing a road that wasn't to his liking.

I have no idea if the hero ever has a moment of realization, but this seemed like the Turner Diaries but in movie form, what a bizarre movie. Was it popular when it came out? Because it seems like the anthem to every angry suburban dad.

It was talked about.

I know that our time seems bad, but 1993 was the absolute apex of two really lovely social trends: Middle-class panic about urban crime and the white male persecution complex. People accurately cite the Reagan years as the genesis of the new wave of capitalist exploitation in America, but the early-1990's were when the social fabric really started to curdle. Falling Down wasn't a cause or a manifesto, but it was a bellwether for the point when white men decided that if they couldn't be on top forever then they'd lash out violently and try to justify it by blaming everyone else for persecuting them.

Morphix
May 21, 2003

by Reene

Alan Smithee posted:

I joked to Smythe that Falling Down is an alt right movie before it was a thing, but truth is I'm correct

Basically Michael Douglas works for a defense contractor and when america doesn't go his way he goes around correcting every target of 90s standup comedy, and ethnic cleansing those that can't be. They throw in an actual neo-nazi for him to kill as a "see not racist"

it's an "effective" movie regardless where you stand on it (hence why they don't make em like that anymore), but yeah ripe for chuddery.

I mean that was my take away, I mean the fucker uses a bazooka to destroy road construction equipment because the LAZY UNION worker is breaking HIS street, I still can't believe it's a real movie, and the loving black kid, like hey cool pal, of course a BLACK child on a BMX would know how to use a Bazooka in the 80s, what are you some kind of racist?!

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

Morphix posted:

So totes off topic but I had heard of this movie, and recently saw two clips of it on youtube, a clip of our hero confronting some people on a golf course and than our hero fixing a road that wasn't to his liking.

I have no idea if the hero ever has a moment of realization, but this seemed like the Turner Diaries but in movie form, what a bizarre movie. Was it popular when it came out? Because it seems like the anthem to every angry suburban dad.

that kind of 'lone badass sees through all the PC bullshit' stuff was everywhere in the 90s and falling down is a weird tonally confused lib satire of it (he realises at the end that violent murder sprees are actually bad)

Bastaman Vibration
Jun 26, 2005
i feel like any remotely charitable interpretation of Falling Down died when Gavin McInnes showed up to his interview w/Joe Rogan dressed as William Foster tho

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Alan Smithee posted:

They throw in an actual neo-nazi for him to kill as a "see not racist"



He must of had enough of a media diet through History Channel nazi specials to know they were bad, but not enough cognitive awareness to link it to his Fox News Tucker Carlson viewership to white supremacy

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Bastaman Vibration posted:

i feel like any remotely charitable interpretation of Falling Down died when Gavin McInnes showed up to his interview w/Joe Rogan dressed as William Foster tho

Fash also think warhammer and starship troopers make them look cool

Their inability to recognize satire makes them impossible to satirize

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Scary! posted:

He must of had enough of a media diet through History Channel nazi specials to know they were bad, but not enough cognitive awareness to link it to his Fox News Tucker Carlson viewership to white supremacy

Falling Down prefigured the Angry Fox News Dad. It came out in 1993 and Fox didn't launch until 1996.

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
Proto Fox News dad then, I guess. Fox News dad is a mindset.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I believe AM radio (ie limbaugh) was the proto fox news

Juliet Whisky
Jan 14, 2017
Haha Tommy Robinson's 'bodyguard' is a small man who did time for kidnapping the wrong person after someone stole his drugs.

Also LOL:



Meanwhile German police are pouring scorn on AfD's account of the attack on their Bremen chairman; seems like he got OHKO'd and was mostly injured falling over.

Juliet Whisky has issued a correction as of 17:45 on Jan 13, 2019

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.

Scary! posted:

Fash also think warhammer and starship troopers make them look cool

Their inability to recognize satire makes them impossible to satirize

"I find that violence is very ambiguous in movies. For example, some films claim to be antiwar, but I don't think I've really seen an antiwar film. Every film about war ends up being pro-war." - Francois Truffaut

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

The more I learn about the 90s, the more I understand that much of our current moment happened before with militias, Rush, and Clinton. There was more white supremacist action back then, in terms of absolute numbers of people doing things, and the right-wing rhetoric was very similar.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

The more I learn about the 90s, the more I understand that much of our current moment happened before with militias, Rush, and Clinton. There was more white supremacist action back then, in terms of absolute numbers of people doing things, and the right-wing rhetoric was very similar.

THa main difference was that in the 90s all this poo poo could be kept under a rock to an extent becuase the internet was in it's infancy and the media was controlled by the big three. That also meant that interests of minorities or actions by workers could also be kept from the public consciousness.

Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde

Crowsbeak posted:

THa main difference was that in the 90s all this poo poo could be kept under a rock to an extent becuase the internet was in it's infancy and the media was controlled by the big three. That also meant that interests of minorities or actions by workers could also be kept from the public consciousness.

🤝 we all got along in the 90s 🤝

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



Bastaman Vibration posted:

also as much as american chuds often tout irish ancestry (whether they have enough blood quantum or not lol) i heard from a decent source once that the ancient irish standard of beauty for women championed black hair. their fixation on gingers makes for a nice story to go with the "white genocide" line.

I grew up in Ireland. There really aren't noticeably more redheads than the rest of the British isles, most people have dark hair.

The Irish redhead thing seems to be an American idea.

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

Grape posted:

The explanation is that Palemdromes chronically sucks, and this is just the newest comedic example.

Grape, sent back in time to Neanderthal Europe: f*cking white people

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

Palemdromes posted:

Grape, sent back in time to Neanderthal Europe: f*cking white people

wash your hair

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Look at this dumb broad getting grease everywhere

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
If I cleaned one of my guns on the white carpet my gf would have me shot into the Sun.

Morphix
May 21, 2003

by Reene
now I don't own any guns, so I don't know the proper cleaning procedure

but little artful dabs of grease around your face...lets say if I go full grease black face will my guns be cleaner?

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

Morphix posted:

now I don't own any guns, so I don't know the proper cleaning procedure

but little artful dabs of grease around your face...lets say if I go full grease black face will my guns be cleaner?
you need some stripes of other colours or your mates might shoot you.

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

fool_of_sound posted:

wash your hair

I don’t have dreadlocks. I’m just tired of the propagation of harmful haireotypes.

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Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Europeans got it from Britain which got it from having sex with fair skinned Middle Easterners.

This is a Persian woman form central Iran:




The original Britons had dark skin. So this chud is bemoaning the loss of natural Middle Eastern features.

All humanity was originally dark and eventually developed lighter skin if they moved to cloudier and/or more northerly parts of the globe. This goes for whatever humans originally ambled into the Iranian plateau as well as the ones who ambled up to the British isles.
I don't think the population of the British isles ever had some mass mixing with Middle Easterners my dude, let alone that being why they're now pale with lighter hair.

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