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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/1084268800420175872

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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
There's bad cops and then there's the even worse cops that cover for them

Also let's have a hearty lol at LEO domestic violence rates. Good people all around, y'all.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


orange juche posted:

why is bitcoin not on there

That said I can spot about 15 or so words in there that would potentially cause a second look from people who would be interested in reading posts on a dead gay comedy forum, but intel analysts are pretty up on stupid memes, so it would get filed in the dustbin.

He did it just for the halibut.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Ban cops from military bases imo. It gives them the wrong idea.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
Cops here have to do three years of full time specialized tech school.

It might have something to do with the lack of cops shooting, but I wouldn’t know.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1084263052617412609?s=21

:suspense:

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008



That was last night and got this response

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1084463782359957504

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Cato, asking the hard hitting questions:

https://twitter.com/eScarry/status/944701570066903045

ZombieApostate
Mar 13, 2011
Sorry, I didn't read your post.

I'm too busy replying to what I wish you said

:allears:
The repeated "should" at the start sure looks like that started out as a statement rather than a question.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


I'm having one of those "Wait what" moments and I've decided I don't actually want to know more

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

May it please the court your honor, let the record reflect that the defendant did not say 'No'

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
If you read the article it gets worse, but oddly enough it's not the cato institute that is the sick gently caress on this, despite the tweet.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

I suppose the point about the US really stickin it to Russia with oil prices is ok, but that is in almost no way Trump's doing

putin is loving dunking on us

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS

not caring here posted:

If you read the article it gets worse, but oddly enough it's not the cato institute that is the sick gently caress on this, despite the tweet.

Not all cops are bastards but what about the ones that force a 17 year old into a room and fluff himself so they can match his erection with the one found on his 15 year old girlfriend's phone and threaten to take him to a hospital and inject him with erection inducing drugs if he can't so they can charge him with child pornography

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Eej posted:

Not all cops are bastards but what about the ones that force a 17 year old into a room and fluff himself so they can match his erection with the one found on his 15 year old girlfriend's phone and threaten to take him to a hospital and inject him with erection inducing drugs if he can't so they can charge him with child pornography

Wouldn't the cops be creating child pornography if they did that?

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

I'm kind of surprised they aren't just going with "Russia is our friend." I feel like the dedicated right wingers are already there and the less dedicated would follow if that became the party line.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

sharknado slashfic posted:

I'm having one of those "Wait what" moments and I've decided I don't actually want to know more

(libertarians)

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

not caring here posted:

If you read the article it gets worse, but oddly enough it's not the cato institute that is the sick gently caress on this, despite the tweet.

Oh well that's a relief!

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




Manassas has a history of dong related issues. It's where the Bobbitts were from.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

ElMaligno posted:

ECABTRIDNSSDTYFBL - Enough Cops Are Bastards That Reform Is Direly needed So Stop Defending Them You Boot Lickers

I don't think boat cops are gonna get a pass, dude.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Jan 13, 2019

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

BigDave posted:

Wouldn't the cops be creating child pornography if they did that?

lol like that matters, they're investigating so we've got to let them get away with literal crimes

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Quality, fellas. I know it's Slow News Sunday but two pages of ACAB jokes is enough. Cato Institute tweet is fine, that's news.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Godholio posted:

I don't think boat cops are gonna get a pass, dude.

i work in maritime SAR and i get more oversight than wife beating land cops.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

EBB posted:

Quality, fellas. I know it's Slow News Sunday but two pages of ACAB jokes is enough. Cato Institute tweet is fine, that's news.

From over a year ago.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Stultus Maximus posted:

From over a year ago.

WELL ACKSHUALLY

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Hahaha I just saw a commercial that Mooch is doing Celebrity Big Brother

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

Stultus Maximus posted:

From over a year ago.

Yeah libertarians are horrible but IIRC the author of that article was just pointing out how insanely hosed up it is that the cops are trying to get away with that and everyone just started dunking on them without reading past the clickbait headline.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


SquirrelyPSU posted:

Hahaha I just saw a commercial that Mooch is doing Celebrity Big Brother

I saw that too... :chloe:

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
aoc gonna get hit with anti-slavery comments due to owning people so hard on social media it transcends into the physical realm

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
Things are just incredibly screwed up in your country in a way I simply can't get my head around. Like, isn't the point of child porn laws to protect the children? What kind of sense does it make to imprison teenagers and putting them on the motherfucking sex offenders registry for simply sending each other nudes of themselves?

I mean, every country has it's problems, and we have our fair share of it here in Germany. I'm genuinely worried about the strengthening far right and the rise in xenophobia and honest to god antisemitism (here in Germany!!! wtf wtf wtf, how stupid can we be???). But the way America is screwed in such incredibly stupid ways at times is just unique.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Vasudus posted:

aoc gonna get hit with anti-slavery comments due to owning people so hard on social media it transcends into the physical realm

Fox news gonna start supporting her then?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



edit: nope

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

Milo and POTUS posted:

Fox news gonna start supporting her then?

they already do by promoting her platform with zero self awareness

like three or four times now

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Vasudus posted:

they already do by promoting her platform with zero self awareness

like three or four times now

I saw a Fox News headline the other day in Google News that read something like "The Era of Socialism? Dems Want Healthcare, College For Average Americans"

Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.

Godholio posted:

I don't think boat cops are gonna get a pass, dude.

When was the last time the CG had a beating, or not easily justified shooting. We are like the patron saints of police cause regardless of what kind of game they spit no one in the CG wants to fill out any kind of paperwork so no one wants to do LE. Maybe that's the solution....

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
https://twitter.com/urbroyo/status/1084349561324355585?s=21

:catstare:

E:

Nostalgia4Infinity fucked around with this message at 21:41 on Jan 13, 2019

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler
I think Gabbard is the one person I truly would not go out to vote for. A real piece of poo poo on many levels.

GoGoGadget
Apr 29, 2006

When I was a teenager I was against gay marriage too, because that's how I was raised in a southern Baptist household. Then I left, matured and formed my own views and completely changed them. Should people be shamed forever for how they used to feel? Kinda lovely to do that, isn't it?

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

GoGoGadget posted:

When I was a teenager I was against gay marriage too, because that's how I was raised in a southern Baptist household. Then I left, matured and formed my own views and completely changed them. Should people be shamed forever for how they used to feel? Kinda lovely to do that, isn't it?

Did you also recently have a meeting with the government of Syria because IMO that's a lot worse than being against gay marriage as a teen. (And a late twentysomething in her case. [edit: actually early-mid thirtysomething apparently])

my kinda ape fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Jan 13, 2019

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GoGoGadget
Apr 29, 2006

my kinda ape posted:

Did you also recently have a meeting with the government of Syria because IMO that's a lot worse than being against gay marriage as a teen. (And a late twentysomething in her case.)

I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations, but please direct any future questions to my lawyer; Grover.

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