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A story about someone being both drunk AND lazy is very Texas When my dad moved to Texas you were legally allowed to drink and drive as long as you weren't too drunk
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Florida is a garbage state but the reason why we get such a disproportionate amount of crazy crimes stories from there is because their laws allow the details to be listed publicly IIRC.
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Jan 13, 2019 18:34
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'call Mace Windu the n-word, then' is literally the funniest thing I've read in days
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Jan 13, 2019 18:48
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BlindSite posted:The hype reminded me of watching black panther with everyone saying it had to be seen. It was literally mold breaking in the sense that it was an all black outside of two white supporting roles and it made a billion
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Jan 13, 2019 18:53
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sexpig by night posted:'call Mace Windu the n-word, then' is literally the funniest thing I've read in days I can't stop laughing because it's either a brilliant joke or insanely stupid. I love it.
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Jan 13, 2019 18:55
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Intruder posted:A story about someone being both drunk AND lazy is very Texas Yeah, my family moved to Texas in the late 80s to a dry country that allowed drinking and driving.
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Jan 13, 2019 18:56
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:I can't stop laughing because it's either a brilliant joke or insanely stupid. I love it. that’s SMG’s entire posting career
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Jan 13, 2019 18:56
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Ehud posted:that’s SMG’s entire posting career If it's impossible to like the Patriots, prove it then: Call Tom Brady the N-word
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Jan 13, 2019 19:00
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The response calling Mace some made up N slur was worth a sensible chuckle.
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Jan 13, 2019 19:06
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:If you can’t be racist against fictional characters, then prove it: call Mace Windu the n-word. Nerfherder?
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Jan 13, 2019 19:07
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SuperMechagodzilla go on cum town
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Jan 13, 2019 19:14
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:If it's impossible to like the Patriots, prove it then: Call Tom Brady the N-word A nystem quarterback?
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Jan 13, 2019 19:18
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Thaddius the Large posted:A nystem quarterback? Lol
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Jan 13, 2019 19:19
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Thaddius the Large posted:A nystem quarterback? 
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Jan 13, 2019 19:20
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Florida is a garbage state but the reason why we get such a disproportionate amount of crazy crimes stories from there is because their laws allow the details to be listed publicly IIRC. I'd like to think it's a bit of column a and column b.
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Jan 13, 2019 19:32
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Thaddius the Large posted:A nystem quarterback? jokes_that_only_TFF_would_get.txt
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Jan 13, 2019 20:28
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So what are we doing with our next 2 hours
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Jan 13, 2019 20:32
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I had never seen that SMG post and the fact that it came about as a result of an argument over whether you can be racist against droids is hilarious
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Jan 13, 2019 20:34
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Spoeank posted:So what are we doing with our next 2 hours https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GqQHkTZXus
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Jan 13, 2019 20:34
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Spoeank posted:So what are we doing with our next 2 hours Doing all of the cleaning I promised my wife I'd do while she was out of town. E: I might just play more Dragon's Dogma though
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Jan 13, 2019 20:35
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Spoeank posted:So what are we doing with our next 2 hours I'm going to take a nap e: ^^^^ wish they'd make a sequel, Dragon's Dogma was good as hell Intruder fucked around with this message at 20:39 on Jan 13, 2019 |
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Jan 13, 2019 20:35
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I’m gonna just draw because gently caress this day
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Jan 13, 2019 20:37
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i opened my window and it's 60 and lightly cloudy and i got half a can of pepsi one and some tapenade and some crackers that i think are supposed to be rosemary but i can't taste it but the crackers are good and buttery anyways. what would be the funniest outcome of this game? miami decides to break the bank for mcdaniels and he jets' them after a year to go back to be the pats' head coach and both teams disintegrate
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Jan 13, 2019 20:44
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Intruder posted:e: ^^^^ wish they'd make a sequel, Dragon's Dogma was good as hell I've only put an hour or two into so far but it's cool. The generic western fantasy monsters and real-time party combat make it feel like a Dungeons and Dragon action RPG which I'm down with.
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Jan 13, 2019 20:48
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Spoeank posted:So what are we doing with our next 2 hours Be sad
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Spoeank posted:So what are we doing with our next 2 hours Continue drinking because I drove home through something that tried to be an ice storm at 1AM and having driven through a blizzard I prefer them to ice. Worst thing to drive through? Freezing fog what the everloving gently caress Wyoming how does this happen. The blizzard was in Colorado and they shut down I-25 into New Mexico and I had to park overnight in some shopping center in 1.5 feet of wet snow that fell in a few hours. The thing about Colorado is there was a crew of locals that cleared all of that snow off of the parking lot before 10AM and the only delay was getting us truckers to move our trucks so they could clear that area. The fitness center had free wifi that reached into the parking lot so that's how I spent my night. CannonFodder fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Jan 13, 2019 |
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Jan 13, 2019 20:50
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Its 30F and im gonna grill up some chicken tacos instead of bothering with the rest of this game
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Jan 13, 2019 20:52
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Spoeank posted:So what are we doing with our next 2 hours Giddily laugh
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Jan 13, 2019 20:53
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Turns out James Watson is a piece of poo poo.
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Jan 13, 2019 20:54
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a neat cape posted:Be sad Sorry bud 
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Jan 13, 2019 20:58
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Sitting at an airport bar next to a Pats fan. Someone help me.
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Jan 13, 2019 21:01
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I read this as Jameis Winston and got confused how anyone could just now be figuring this out. Anyway, old people gonna old, gene scientists gonna eugene
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Jan 13, 2019 21:08
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Behind the Bastards has taught me everyone that is presumably good is a piece of poo poo and every piece of poo poo is secretly an insanely weird author or prankster. Also that everyone in Hollywood covers for all their most monstrous constituents.
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Jan 13, 2019 21:11
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Bird in a Blender posted:Sitting at an airport bar next to a Pats fan. Someone help me. You’re in the perfect place to flee across state lines, do the needful
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Jan 13, 2019 21:19
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Thaddius the Large posted:You’re in the perfect place to flee across state lines, do the needful It’s a 50 year old woman who is stuck at ORD for another 6 hours because she missed her connecting flight. She’s been punished enough.
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Jan 13, 2019 21:35
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:If it's impossible to like the Patriots, prove it then: Call Tom Brady the N-word NANNERPUSS
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Jan 13, 2019 21:43
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:If it's impossible to like the Patriots, prove it then: Call Tom Brady the N-word Notgonnapassupsomeopenmouthkissinghisson
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Jan 13, 2019 21:55
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loving shoot me in the goddamn head. loving hell.
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