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Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

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Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Lurdiak posted:



This is like the fourth or fifth time he's faced Mysterio.

So...NSM really isn't THAT out of character, huh.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

wow that panel 5 luke

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Panel 4 totally is Luke assuming MJ and Spidey are banging. So her response absolutely comes across as Peter being in on the banging himself.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

"Dickbutt everywhere!"

Noper Q
Nov 7, 2012
Wait, what happened to the safe? Did I miss the part where they reveal what was in it? Or did the writers forget that was a thing they were building up to?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

It was just stuff. vOv

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007


"Peter knows Spidey too. Biblically."

Which isn't even a lie!

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Choco1980 posted:

Panel 4 totally is Luke assuming MJ and Spidey are banging. So her response absolutely comes across as Peter being in on the banging himself.

Polycules are perfectly legitimate relationships :colbert:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Synthbuttrange posted:

wow that panel 5 luke

He was so shocked by Pete and MJ's open relationship he nearly let slip he's a Skrull!

....come back Rocket....

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Imagine a Skrull taking part in the Super Skrull program and was inflicted with the DNA of NSM. He'd be talking out loud in public all the time about how he must keep this invasion a secret, and reverts into his green form whenever a brick is near.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Usually the Spider-Tracer is for Spider-Man to locate other things but I guess they're being a bit more literal with the name here.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

Three hours later
Tony Stark: OH MY GOD, THE WALLS ARE COVERED IN CRAP.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
The acid's kicking in for Spidey at panel 6

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
Kilgrave taught Peter Relic Song, so now he can switch to Commit Forme.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

It took three attempts before I stopped reading panel one as "Even before you showered MJ..."

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


Hell yea MJ brick to the head! That always works!

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Foolproof.
I'm not being ironic it's really that simple.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Since Purps can only control one person at a time, and Spider-Man is too dumb to use his web shooters without being told, this should work.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
"Foiled by my single weakness: facing more than two people at once."

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
I mean, it's not like it hasn't worked before:

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

I really enjoy that Mary-Jane's plan A is "I defeat the supervillains while the superheroes inept at each other."

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it's so dang real that mj put a tracker on her husband for when he gets lost

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MJ: Right, you distract Spider-Man, and I'll shank the gently caress out of Purple Man.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
If all else fails, she can always fallback to Plan B - Brick

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
They somehow have made the supporting cast more relevant here than at anytime in Amazing.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Synthbuttrange posted:


Hell yea MJ brick to the head! That always works!

If that tracer wasn't there in the second panel, this'd start looking suspicious.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
The glow around her hand in panel 1 shows that she's been taking Iron Fisting lessons from Iron Fist.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
MJ forlornly looking at the last novelty condom as she laments her lack of other birth control.

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Elfface posted:

MJ forlornly looking at the last novelty condom as she laments her lack of other birth control.

"With the Spider-Tracer brand condom, your wife will never discover that you are the father of your mistresses child! Or that you are Spider-man."

Metalshark
Feb 4, 2013

The seagull is essential.

The Question IRL posted:

"With the Spider-Tracer brand condom, your wife will never discover that you are the father of your mistresses child! Or that you are Spider-man."

"Spider-Tracer condoms: lead-lined for the responsible person who still wants to enjoy a healthy, radioactive sex life."

"Spider-Tracer condoms: for when you need prophylactics! Prophylactics for Spider-Man!"

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
The form of birth control for Spider-Man is a brick.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
given how often spider-man gets knocked out, it must be a fetish. the question is whether it's his or mary janes.

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



David D. Davidson posted:

The form of birth control for Spider-Man is a brick.

Spider-Man doesn't need birth control, his goo dissolves in a few hours.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

nimby posted:

Spider-Man doesn't need birth control, his goo dissolves in a few hours.

And he seems to be out of fluid most of the time anyway.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

David D. Davidson posted:

The form of birth control for Spider-Man is a brick.

Wrong head.

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Loop some fast-dissolve webbing around the door knob, get down on your hands and knees and have yourself a merry little autoerotic arachnidsphyxiation.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

An armory? What can possibly be inside a regimental armory?

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David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Probably guns, I hear those are big on the black market.

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