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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

holy loving poo poo lol

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



its almost like what the gop actually wants is a terrified and easily exploitable underclass of workers they dont even have to pay minimum wage, instead of actually deporting them

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

shiksa posted:

holy loving poo poo lol

i think this definitely proves that gun dont kil=l people, because the gun didnt become sentient and hijack the aircraft

your move, libs

A New Dad
Nov 10, 2012

I SHOULD FUCK OFF BACK TO C-SPAM

im just having a hard time accepting that dignalb trypm and the gop would ever argue anything in bad faith

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

its almost like what the gop actually wants is a terrified and easily exploitable underclass of workers they dont even have to pay minimum wage, instead of actually deporting them

hmmm

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

Zeno-25 posted:

I almost want Mueller to find Russian collusion with Stein even more than with Trump so i can rub it in the face of the few idiot Greens I know and their useless party

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


lol he's lucky they put him on a plane and sent him back.

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

Joementum posted:

sure. just takes an act of congress.

assuming trmu doesn't veto it. which would be hilariously stupid even for him, but still.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

cumshitter posted:

no what is it?

a state and a city

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/GOPChairwoman/status/1084894424629415936

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



can hillary clinton be locked up while the government is shut down

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

its almost like what the gop actually wants is a terrified and easily exploitable underclass of workers they dont even have to pay minimum wage, instead of actually deporting them

remember when ozzy osbournes daughter went on tv and said its ridiculous to want all of the mexicans out of the country because then who's going to clean houses and do lawn work

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Because they are kids? Black? poor? Why would they like fast food

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

lorn Wayne posted:

i think this definitely proves that gun dont kil=l people, because the gun didnt become sentient and hijack the aircraft

your move, libs

The equals sign is nowhere near the l key

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

shiksa posted:

remember when ozzy osbournes daughter went on tv and said its ridiculous to want all of the mexicans out of the country because then who's going to clean houses and do lawn work

and the nation's reaction was "you're right, but keep it down"

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

shiksa posted:

remember when ozzy osbournes daughter went on tv and said its ridiculous to want all of the mexicans out of the country because then who's going to clean houses and do lawn work

She was a Žižekian heretic who offends people by having the audacity to conform to the world as it actually is

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
The Dewey defeats Truman picture but with Schnork not borked as the headline.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



TMMadman posted:

The Dewey defeats Truman picture but with Schnork not borked as the headline.

lol

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


lol

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





The Return of the Willie Dee!

quote:

On 12 November 1943, she departed Norfolk to rendezvous with Iowa (BB-61). That battleship was on her way to North Africa carrying President Franklin D. Roosevelt to the Cairo and Tehran Conferences. William D. Porter was reported to have been involved in a mishap while departing Norfolk when her anchor tore the railing and lifeboat mounts off a docked sister destroyer while maneuvering astern.

The next day, a depth charge from the deck of William D. Porter fell into the rough sea and exploded, causing Iowa and the other escort ships to take evasive maneuvers under the assumption that the task force had come under torpedo attack by a German U-boat.

On 14 November, at Roosevelt's request ... William D. Porter, along with the other escort ships, demonstrated a torpedo drill by simulating a launch at Iowa. This drill suddenly went awry when a torpedo from mount #2 aboard William D. Porter discharged from its tube and headed toward Iowa. The ship attempted to signal Iowa about the incoming torpedo but, owing to orders to maintain radio silence, used a signal lamp instead. However, the destroyer first misidentified the direction of the torpedo and then relayed the wrong message, informing Iowa that Porter was backing up, rather than that a torpedo was in the water. In desperation the destroyer finally broke radio silence, using codewords that relayed a warning message to Iowa regarding the incoming torpedo. After confirming the identity of the destroyer, Iowa turned hard to avoid being hit by the torpedo. Roosevelt, meanwhile, had learned of the incoming torpedo threat and asked his Secret Service attendee to move his wheelchair to the side of the battleship, so he could see.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Reality Winter posted:

Because they are kids? Black? poor?

yes

Itzena
Aug 2, 2006

Nothing will improve the way things currently are.
Slime TrainerS

:chaostrump:

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Kurtofan posted:

a state and a city

whoa whoa whoa, slow it down egghead. lets ramp this down a few notches from rocket scientist and start over from the beginning

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/markknoller/status/1084900287587012608

:kheldragar:

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
qrump

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Tromp is such a good friend of ranchers that he's gonna seize a shitload of their land via eminent domain in order to build his idiotic wall!!

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017





Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
Delightfully devilish, Trump :twisted:

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Need more.tweeta I'm coming down

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
qmurump

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Mayor Dave posted:

Need more.tweeta I'm coming down

https://twitter.com/NiallStanage/status/1084893852476030977

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


lol i bet usa farmers never regain their chinese soy bean market share from brazil/russia

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe
remember that meeting 30 or 40 years ago when trump said he'd take the blame for the shutdown



me neither

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

sapphomoric
Dec 26, 2016

maybe if you get enough bundy ranch fiascos in a row along the border they could form a wall

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



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