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BrewingTea
Jun 2, 2004

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Has there ever been any evidence that Donald Trump knows how to read

No

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nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Has there ever been any evidence that Donald Trump knows how to read replies (not just posts) on Twitter.com?

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/351120640180355072

Tenkaris
Feb 10, 2006

I would really prefer if you would be quiet.

old beast lunatic posted:

lmao America is so loving c-spam modded that we need articles explaining how the fact that the president spells like a kindergarten student is bad.

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2019/01/what-trumps-typos-reveal/579919/

I thought he was doing it intentionally to make the libs call him out on his mistakes and "virtue signal" their "elitist higher education."

Because he DEFINITELY only misspells words that people with college degrees would know, and not words that grade schoolers should know.

It's me, the lib virtue signaling his elite grade school education.

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

loving lol that's right

hamtaro
Oct 7, 2008

Norton the First posted:

Trump dying in office is the worst possible result.

is it? no amount of martyr worship or tasteful memorials are going to make him not look like a retard, and Pence probably doesn't know how to drive the trump train. Might be less funny, but more sane.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

hamtaro posted:

is it? no amount of martyr worship or tasteful memorials are going to make him not look like a retard, and Pence probably doesn't know how to drive the trump train. Might be less funny, but more sane.

Governing entirely by the Paddington Hard Stare.

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee

Dumb Lowtax posted:

So, Trump doesn't actually know how to use Twitter right? I assume he doesn't even know how to use the UI enough to find replies to him. If he ever saw the mass trolling replies to any of his tweets he would be livid, and we would definitely loving hear about how not owned he is, but for the 4+ years people have been dunking on him this has never happened.

I don’t know, he has shown himself to be skilled in ignoring his wives and children.



also there was the fuckface von clownstick Twitter spat with Jon Stewart. i just figure he’s off to more racist and Russian parts of the internet to find racist and Russian propaganda, given some of the people he’s retweeted I. the past.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Here's a prediction for 2019 based on the last few days:

Trump's gonna stroke out at a rally after saying something like "The blacks, love em, but the ranches are just too full right now, and I've got a car ride waiting for me that didn't happen by accident."

The dude has never been in good mental or physical shape but he appears to be falling apart before our very eyes at an accelerating rate.

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Sure speaks to the promise of America that even a dangerous retard can be the president, imo

Norton the First
Dec 4, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

hamtaro posted:

is it? no amount of martyr worship or tasteful memorials are going to make him not look like a retard, and Pence probably doesn't know how to drive the trump train. Might be less funny, but more sane.

If Trump dies in office Trumpism will be with us for the rest of our goddamn lives.

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.



Trump has to live long enough to see Fox News and all of his supporters pretend they were always against him. If this does not happen there is no god.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
He looks even more like a fat sack of poo poo every time I see him. It'd be loving hilarious if he wasn't the President.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Dumb Lowtax posted:

Has there ever been any evidence that Donald Trump knows how to read replies (not just posts) on Twitter.com?
Wasn't he court ordered to stop blocking people?

Convex
Aug 19, 2010
The President of the United States, a 72 year old racist conman reality TV personality with a series of bankrupt businesses who allegedly launders money for the Russian mafia, has appointed his family to key government positions, regularly promotes books and TV shows made by his supporters on Twitter, promoted a conspiracy theory that the 44th POTUS was a Muslim terrorist without a US birth certificate, defended literal Nazis on television, and is literally so mentally ill that he cannot spell or form complete sentences.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdDBCS9kwbo

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

vaginite posted:

Trump has to live long enough to see Fox News and all of his supporters pretend they were always against him. If this does not happen there is no god.

"The liberal mainstream media would have you believe that I, Tucker Carlson, bought into Donald Trump's snake oil act. I never did. I dare you to prove it. I knew from Day 1 that he was a conman due to my extremely high IQ. And though I warned everyone, the liberals all ignored me. And now that they were fleeced, they're so quick to blame myself and my associates at Fox News. It's disgusting, quite frankly."

SOME IDIOT: Hell yeah Tucker you show them libs who's boss. We both knew that guy was a sneaky New York lib in disguise from day 1. Now this new guy, Donald Trump Jr, man he's got his act together.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

A Fancy Hat posted:

"The liberal mainstream media would have you believe that I, Tucker Carlson, bought into Donald Trump's snake oil act. I never did. I dare you to prove it. I knew from Day 1 that he was a conman due to my extremely high IQ. And though I warned everyone, the liberals all ignored me. And now that they were fleeced, they're so quick to blame myself and my associates at Fox News. It's disgusting, quite frankly."

SOME IDIOT: Hell yeah Tucker you show them libs who's boss. We both knew that guy was a sneaky New York lib in disguise from day 1. Now this new guy, Donald Trump Jr, man he's got his act together.

That reminds me, DJT Jr. perp walk when???

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Convex posted:

The President of the United States, a 72 year old racist conman reality TV personality with a series of bankrupt businesses who allegedly launders money for the Russian mafia, has appointed his family to key government positions, regularly promotes books and TV shows made by his supporters on Twitter, promoted a conspiracy theory that the 44th POTUS was a Muslim terrorist without a US birth certificate, defended literal Nazis on television, and is literally so mentally ill that he cannot spell or form complete sentences.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdDBCS9kwbo

Reminder: The people who voted for Trump honestly think they've restored dignity to the white house. That's how loving dumb our fellow americans are.

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

FogHelmut posted:

You're not getting any statehood unless you guarantee that state is providing Republican votes and a Republican senator.

Doesnt even matter because its one of those things that you can just heckle the gently caress out of them for so you win on those grounds even if you dont get it implemented.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Convex posted:

The President of the United States, a 72 year old racist conman reality TV personality with a series of bankrupt businesses who allegedly launders money for the Russian mafia, has appointed his family to key government positions, regularly promotes books and TV shows made by his supporters on Twitter, promoted a conspiracy theory that the 44th POTUS was a Muslim terrorist without a US birth certificate, defended literal Nazis on television, and is literally so mentally ill that he cannot spell or form complete sentences.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdDBCS9kwbo

lmao when does this show premier that sounds good

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1084903339811393536

what a wild ride

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Sadly, she didn't get arrested

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1084918371060236288

No justice in this world

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









LifeSunDeath posted:

Like a person talking like this wouldn't legally be allowed to drive. Yet he's got nukes.

someone do the drunk talking thing to it, it's hilarious

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
Loomer proving that fences don't work :shepface:

tpink
Feb 18, 2013

Melman
This speech sure sounds like something.

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1084891250619224064

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1084911572689084417

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1084896736303288322

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1084892446968999936

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1084891911050219523

Where did he get that electric tape thing!? It's like the thing he made up about Japan dropping watermelons on cars to test them, or whatever, and everyone was very confused as to where that came from.

tpink
Feb 18, 2013

Melman

Bogus Adventure posted:

Sadly, she didn't get arrested

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1084918371060236288

No justice in this world

That's why you need to chain yourself to a door before the police shows up, duh.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Bogus Adventure posted:

Sadly, she didn't get arrested

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1084918371060236288

No justice in this world
It's like that mentally ill woman who kept claiming she was married to David Letterman and broke into his house like thirty times.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
I want Trump to poo poo himself at one of his rallies, and all those people he always has behind him smell the rancid big macs just oozing out and they cannot hide it. They cover their mouths and noses, some lose it and start puking, all while Trump continues on some rant about how Crooked Hillary stole his shoes.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

old beast lunatic posted:

Reminder: The people who voted for Trump honestly think they've restored dignity to the white house. That's how loving dumb our fellow americans are.

I heard someone this weekend say "He's very well spoken for being, you know, black."

So racism is 100% alive and well and a certain portion of the United States believes Trump is more dignified just by being a white person. He could literally spill a big vat of ketchup on himself before a speech, fall over, poo poo his pants, and then accidentally set something on fire and people would say "Well you know what, Obama was much worse and at least Trump is out there for our troops!"

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

priznat posted:

Please god have him stroke out and violently poo poo himself on camera. Lets start 2019 right.

Patience, that's going to happen in the 2nd term. Alot. They'll prop him up with spraypaint, artificial flesh and some crazy strong spacemagic meds, and he'll take us to unseen heights of nonsense and dada.

A few months in, and nobody will bat an eye that the pesidential shithandler hoses away the crap underneath him while he's speaking live on tv with jugglers and mimes around, informing us how the war on tomatos goes and how he plans to release a swarm of specially trained cockatoos to assasinate the pope.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

vaginite posted:

Trump has to live long enough to see Fox News and all of his supporters pretend they were always against him. If this does not happen there is no god.

we can’t wait the 6+ years it’d take for this to happen.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I wish conservatives had just the tiniest bit of self awareness. You know, enough to be responsible and seriously consider suicide instead of voicing their stupid loving opinions ever again.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Bogus Adventure posted:

Sadly, she didn't get arrested

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1084918371060236288

No justice in this world

I thought she was in Mexico?

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

LordSloth posted:

I don’t know, he has shown himself to be skilled in ignoring his wives and children.



also there was the fuckface von clownstick Twitter spat with Jon Stewart. i just figure he’s off to more racist and Russian parts of the internet to find racist and Russian propaganda, given some of the people he’s retweeted I. the past.

Very presidential post.

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

I thought she was in Mexico?

Pelosi ... lives in Mexico?

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp
*in very jaden smith voice* How can america be real when the president isnt real?

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

This is uncut retard and I can't believe people are clapping

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
so what school did Steve King go to where white supremacy and white nationalism were part of the curriculum?

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Dissapointed Owl posted:

This is uncut retard and I can't believe people are clapping

it's because, incredibly, they are even dumber than their prez

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

tpink posted:

This speech sure sounds like something.

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1084891250619224064

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1084911572689084417

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1084896736303288322

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1084892446968999936

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1084891911050219523

Where did he get that electric tape thing!? It's like the thing he made up about Japan dropping watermelons on cars to test them, or whatever, and everyone was very confused as to where that came from.

the bowling ball thing is iirc a heavily distorted form of motorcycle helmet testing? I think they slam the helmet with a steel hemisphere of specific mass from specific height for part of the tests.

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A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

tpink posted:


Where did he get that electric tape thing!? It's like the thing he made up about Japan dropping watermelons on cars to test them, or whatever, and everyone was very confused as to where that came from.

He's probably watched a lot of weird pornography in his life, possibly snuff films, which incorporated a lot of taped up women. I'm 100% serious about this.

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