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Proteus Jones posted:Hey, how do I get that nifty Truckfucklers tag? Buy yourself a new av and add the SA img extention for the pic into your title, surrounded by img tags. Make sure you also add your current stuff too.
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Zipperelli. posted:Buy yourself a new av and add the SA img extention for the pic into your title, surrounded by img tags. Make sure you also add your current stuff too. Nifty! Thanks
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Proteus Jones posted:Hey, how do I get that nifty Truckfucklers tag? First you gotta fuckle some trucks
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Bad Munki posted:First you gotta fuckle some trucks Check!
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Bad Munki posted:First you gotta fuckle some trucks I’m imagining the Hamburgler, but wearing a high-vis vest and cackling while stealing work trucks.
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Phanatic posted:How the heck can that possibly more efficient than Was wondering the same thing, but other buildings too close is probably a good enough reason. I wonder how long this process takes. Weeks? Months? It looks so painfully slow.
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Buff Skeleton posted:Was wondering the same thing, but other buildings too close is probably a good enough reason. They might only need to do it on the upper out-curving sections?
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Icon Of Sin posted:I’m imagining the Hamburgler, but wearing a high-vis vest and cackling while stealing work trucks. Oh, he's not stealing them
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Icon Of Sin posted:I’m imagining the Hamburgler, but wearing a high-vis vest and cackling while stealing work trucks. Nah, the act of Fuckling a truck is the reason why the CDL requires the driver to perform the 27 point inspection of the truck and trailer before driving the load. A true truckfuckler will perform acts of subtle sabotage, such that the poor driver is stuck broken down in Bat Country, suddenly veers off the road into oncoming traffic due to a broken steering wheel pinon, or has the entire load fall off the back at highway speeds. The Hamburgler has nothing on the Truckfuckler.
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Truckfuckling is a critical link in the chain of safety. Think of them like secret shoppers, but for vehicle maintainers and inspectors.
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(tapping a jagged piece of metal with my extremely fancy pen) aha. there's your culprit. the coupling was fuckled beyond the fatigue point. infestation of automodius fuckulatus at the factory most likely, gonna have to recall the whole batch. probably shut down the whole facility depending on severity, good men are going to lose jobs over this.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:(tapping a jagged piece of metal with my extremely fancy pen) aha. there's your culprit. the coupling was fuckled beyond the fatigue point. infestation of automodius fuckulatus at the factory most likely, gonna have to recall the whole batch. probably shut down the whole facility depending on severity, good men are going to lose jobs over this. Phiz, the inspector at the factory just called us back, it's clean. Cleanest he's ever seen a parts plant. I hate to say it, but this might be the territory marking acts of an automodius fuckulatus majesticus, and you know how bad even a single Greater Crested Truckfuckler is for anyone who has to park a tractor inside their territory. God help us all if it's mating season already. No way am I gonna get the fuckulatus traps out of storage and try to capture one of those huge bastards, not after the last one cut my brake lines. We're gonna have to call in the feds to handle this, maybe those CVSA guys can send us a kill team?
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https://twitter.com/StonefaceX/status/1084986133761675266?s=20
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whats that one story? about a guy who makes a thing and measures it in units in the form of his forearm or hand? neat for a desert island
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KoRMaK posted:whats that one story? about a guy who makes a thing and measures it in units in the form of his forearm or hand? Till you lose weight starving and all the measurements go wrong. Be better off with a Wilson tattoo
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Phanatic posted:How the heck can that possibly more efficient than https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggg3C87UVCY
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haveblue posted:Oh, he's not stealing them he's stealing their innocence
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KoRMaK posted:whats that one story? about a guy who makes a thing and measures it in units in the form of his forearm or hand? I really hope these guys arent seriously planning on using those as good references Watermelon Daiquiri fucked around with this message at 07:53 on Jan 15, 2019 |
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Watermelon Daiquiri posted:I really these guys arent seriously planning on using those as good references Could be handy at a glory hole maybe?
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The old calibrated arm joke comes to life
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 https://www.smh.com.au/national/wes...115-p50rgw.html quote:A new report has detailed how a huge sinkhole swallowed up thousands of dollars worth of machinery on a WA mine site... “A working pit floor subsided into a backfilled stope, forming a 13-metre deep sinkhole,” the report said. An explosives truck was parked nearby on top of a blast pattern and slid into the sinkhole, followed by an integrated tool carrier. quote:a risk assessment in December 2017 noted the area of ground was a hazard, and recommended strict management protocols to treat it as a “void”. It's lucky that nobody was hurt, but what a bizarre event, nobody could possibly have predicted this 
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:You have to make any process related to NUCULAR as expensive and time-intensive as possible because of but some hydrocarbon plants also use cooling towers???
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:LOL at the idea of paying for demolitions when you can just get George Bush to do it for free. I just spit tea all over my monitor, thanks
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I cant imagine another person I would be this ambivalent about regarding this tattoo its his job, he's a public nerd who does hands on poo poo, this is extremely on brand
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Dave Grool posted:The old calibrated arm joke comes to life Make the cubit great again.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:You have to make any process related to NUCULAR as expensive and time-intensive as possible because of I think the funny part about your post is that the cooling tower imploded in the post you quoted was for a nuclear reactor in South Carolina  .In all seriousness, though, flying debris is a concern in places as is dust generation so likely they didn't have the room to set up a safe zone.
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Let's note delude ourselves into thinking anything I've ever said was funny.
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uvar posted:
Gonna just say it again: Is there any more frightening phrase to a worker than, "not considered a danger by management"?
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"Do it or you're fired" There was a guy here that dropped a saw into the water off a barge and the foreman told him to go get it or find a new job. He was a decent swimmer so he jumped in. Current drug him under the barge and they found him a couple days later.
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We have a poster at our training institute that says something like "The need to get the job done doesn't add any capacity to the crane!"
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Guyver posted:"Do it or you're fired" More importantly- did they recover the saw?
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Guyver posted:"Do it or you're fired" I don't understand how that foreman didn't end up in jail for manslaughter.
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The guy who died was a Jamaican immagrint who used to clear sugar cane before going into construction.
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Guyver posted:The guy who died was a Jamaican immagrint who used to clear sugar cane before going into construction. Let me rephrase, I wish I lived in a world where it wasn't totally obvious that of course the foreman didn't get in any trouble, asides from maybe a slap on the wrist from HR because now they have to go hire somebody else and do more paperwork.
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I think the lesson we can all take from that is “OSHA lawsuits are only expensive if there are relatives that can file them”.
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The lesson is that management aren't scared enough of being shanked.
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There is so much poo poo in this world just not worth saving.
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proper ppe, fall restraints, high vis clothing, working with a team who can assist them if they do slip, a good example of osha compliance.
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They're wearing harnesses that appear to be clipped to the scaffold at the right point. This seems to be perfectly safe?
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